I remember back in 2010, I was obsessed with the Aussie commercials. You know, the ones with that creepy kangaroo? Yeah, those. It's a lot to remember, the first year it aired, 2007. Well, I am not here to talk a lot of Nostalgia memories. No, I am to discuss an incident that happened in the 2010's to me. It happened when I had a trip to my family's country, Peru. I was 10 (or 11) when this incident happened. I was staying a night with one of my mom's friend's kids (or now teens), and since I am autistic with Aspergers I usually get crazy with stuff and blow it out of proportion, and sometimes make a big deal about it. While looking through a few cabinets, I found an Aussie spray, and sprayed some into my eyes (this is where, it gets disturbing, I don't recommend reading this), I started to cry.
But, at the corner of my eye, I saw something... purple, it looked like a kangaroo. It slowly walked towards me, after a while I tried to speak, but I couldn't. The thing had taped my mouth closed with duck-tape and started to speak. "Hey Mate, I am just gonna have a little private stuff with ya, don't be scared mate", it tore off most of it's skin and revealed a giant banana shaped penis. "Shh... just sleep mate... it will be over soon...". When I woke up, my pants felt sticky and the creature was no where to be seen. I was too young at the time to know that I was raped by some man in a Aussie Kangaroo suit, or so I thought.
The next incident was much, much worse. It started in June 5th, 2013. I was browsing through my VHS collection, that's when I found it. A tape, which was written on with purple sharpie reading "AUSSIE RAPE INCIDENT", didn't think much of it. I found a dusty VCR and decided to watch some weird shit, it shows some teenage girl at the beach, at dark. She looks like she is waiting for something, but tears rolling down her face at a heavy rate. Then...I saw it. The creature, it looked dangerous and weirder than I remembered. It had large fangs with torns covering its teeth, it whispered something like "Satan" or something--it panned out to reveal the girl, howling in fear of the creature before.... it raped her, in the exact way it did to me. I looked up "Aussie Rape Incident" and found lots of results, like people getting chain mails to "meet them at the local beach" to "Your a cute bitch". Please, if you ever see a email named "aussiek@yahoo.com", don't reply or view it, It may end up viewing you.