Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki
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I know it's a cliche, but I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios alongside five hundred other people despite clearly lacking any experience in the animation industry, and we got to watch episodes of anything Nickelodeon-related before they publicly premiered on television, because somehow, getting to watch them invalidates what my actual job is. Anyway, one of the first episodes we got to watch was a new one of Peppa Pig. Personally, I've always found that cartoon highly obnoxious, but my paycheck meant I would have a roof over my head, so I went with the flow.

During the theme song, none of the characters had any faces, but I brushed it off as an "obvious" animation error. The title card appeared, which read "Peppa's Fresh Start". It was white text on a black background. I thought something was off, but I continued watching like the idiot I am.

The episode began with Peppa watching an episode of Mr. Potato on the living room television, but then she said, "Maybe I should play a sport...", and she ran to a nearby basketball court. Peppa began shooting some hoops, but then a couple of gangsters walked up to her. Everybody (myself included) thought this was too mature for a show like Peppa Pig, but we continued watching even though it obviously wasn't a good idea.

The gang started causing trouble and they got into a fist fight with Peppa. Afterwards, she ran home and told her mother, but Mummy Pig looked scared. She said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

Peppa looked confused and begged to stay, but she just packed her stuff and Mummy sent her on her way. Then, she walked outside and called for a taxi. When it arrived, there were fuzzy dice on the mirror, and the license plate said "Fresh". If anything, this cab was rare. Peppa said, "Nah, whatever. YO, HOLMES! TO BEL-AIR"

At about seven or eight, Peppa was finally there to sit on her throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

AND THEN WE ALL COMMITTED PACT SUICIDE BY CHOKING OURSELVES WITH BUBBLEGUM AND CLAWING EACH OTHER'S EYES OUT WITH TOOTHBRUSHES.

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