An artist's rendering of the episode
Have you ever heard of the webseries, It's Not Scary? It is about a guy named Jay Productions who discusses logos and gives them these verdicts: Not Scary, Scary or Not Scary with a question mark. However, there is one hidden episode that I actually found. Let's start the story, roll it. I must be quick, for he is coming soon.
I was watching some Homestar Runner when an ad popped up on my screen telling me that I could download INS episodes. I was excited to do so, because I love INS. So, I clicked the ad, and I was redirected to a website where I could download episodes from It's Not Scary.
I downloaded the episodes, but I noticed an episode named "Jay Is Coming | INS". I was curious. Why would Jay Productions name an INS episode that name? I found out by watching it.
I should have taken that back...
Jay's normal intro played without anything changed. After his intro, Jay came and greeted the audience as usual. He then summarized the previous episode like he always would, and announced the company he was going to talk about like always. The intro played like it always did with nothing changed or added.
However, at the end of the intro, it got a little off key. It then transitioned to Jay, which was normal. He then found out that there wasn't a logo to talk about. He said something in a creepy, low pitched voice. Here is the dialogue:
"No logo? I won't have to worry about that, but you didn't get me a logo to talk about! As for that, any time you go swimming, it will be me to drag you down into a cave way under the bottom of the water! Never ever go swimming! EVER! I will be there to catch you if you swim, and you will be ended once and for all!"
The final 1 minute of the episode was an image of Jay Productions, but he had blood stains all over him, black dripping eyes with tiny white pupils, hands with claws and he and his limbs were taller than usual. A loud static noise played as the image stayed on screen. The episode ended.
I sat there in utter fear. "What the hell did I just watch!?" I stuttered. I decided to go to my local pool, thinking that the episode was just lying to me, and Jay wouldn't come.
Boy, was I wrong about that...
I was enjoying swimming in the pool, until I felt something grab my leg. I was going deeper and deeper, no matter how much I tried to swim back up. It was Jay dragging me down under the pool. And under the pool's water, there was a huge cave.
He dragged me down into it, and he threatened to kill me if I tried to get back out. Now, I am trapped in his cave, and I will never be able to escape, and to push it all up to eleven, Jay is coming.
Thanks for reading.