Breehn Ho! (Alternative Episode)

Intro
Avast mateys! I'm here to tell you a alternative episode of Clarence, which is Breehn Ho!

Sit down, and I will tell the story!

The Story
I was on my Gaming PC playing Wheels of Wrath, and I saw a message saying ''Breehn Ho! Full Episode Is Here! I clicked it, and it sent me to a website called: www.clarencefullepisodes4you.com, the video started with the title card instead od the intro, but the font was changed to New Time Roman, the episode started with Clarence and Sumo entering Jeff's House, when they enter the house, they both saw Philicya Rashad doing sex with Scatman Crothers, I vomited so hard, Clarence and Sumo went upstairs to Jeff's bedroom, and they entered the bedroom, it was Jeff playing Thirty Days and Seven Seas, Sumo was eating Cheezerinos, but he saw Jeff with a Move Forward card, he slit Sumo's wrist, Sumo screamed in pain, He grabbed the pirate ship to move, then Clarence grabbed a Action Repair card, just like the the original version, then Jeff grabbed a Sirens card, he thrown the card into the window, and Sumo kicked Clarence's face, causing him to hurt, Breehn grabbed a real gun and shot the Kraken, the shot from the Kraken was just realistic, he messed up, and Clarence saved him by grabbing the card, he punched Breehn in the stomach, then it cut the the bathroom, Jeff was here, crying on the bathtub, then he enters his room again, it cut to Breehn with rat cards, the rats are just, realistic, Clarence grabbed a lemon card, and for a split second, a image of Chad's corpse with a chainsaw on his stomach appeared on the card, Jeff asks Clarence that is not a card to defeat the Kraken, then it cut a clip of Chad with a chainsaw with blood on it, killing people, then a car that resembled a 2002 Volkswagen Punch Buggy, ran over Chad, leaving the chainsaw on the road, then it cut to the bedroom again, Clarence was throwning Sumo's character into the water, the sharks ate the figure, blood spurted on Clarence's face, Sumo screamed even more,  Jeff rolled the dices, the dices had 3 dots on them, Clarence was throwing Jeff's figure into the same place where Breehn's figure got destroyed, the sharks ate him, more blood spurted on Clarences face, Breehn grabbed another card, and it cut to Breehn fading into Chad with the same chainsaw, then it cut to the game, unlike the original verison, dices are not here, the drink can was replaced by some sort of, dark shadow, Jeff said: The pirate Breehn died because of trying to get the real green amulet, Clarence said that enemies are approaching the boat, then it cut to static, it cut to the pirate ship at the Kraken, Breehn thrown the dices, the dices said 1 dot, Jeff screamed, then it cut to black, then it cut to the episode, it was the Kraken destroying the ship, Clarence chuckles as the ship fell off and broke into pieces, static appeared again, it had hidden video, which is Chad's rotting corpse on a dustbin, then the static ended, and it cut to Breehn sad, walking on the streets, just like from Suicidemouse.avi, it went on for 3 minutes, then it cut to a gnome getting blown by the wind and on the flood, but the gnome was replaced, by Chad's rotting corpse, then it cut to Breehn screaming on the flood like a Banshee, then it cut to the bedroom, Sumo and Jeff are fighting, then Clarence realizes Breehn is gone. Clarence looks out the window, then it cut to outside, the green bean was on the water, the trio are thrown off into the raft, and they decide to save him, and begins calling Breehn's name just like on the original version, then Jeff finds Breehn crying on a top of a car, then a pile of trash appears, and it had blood all over it, the trio calls Breehn for help, and Breehn tells them to grab his hand. Suddenly, the chainsaw from earlier starts moving toward them, and the boys get scared. Inside the house, the adults are crying, being completely unaware of what's going on outside.''

the chainsaw is surrounding them, Breehn sees a bench in the distance, he jumps very high on it, Breehn moves some things out the way with his sword, which allows the bench to float closer to the others across the water. Breehn tells them to jump onto the bench, and Jeff and Sumo does so, but Clarence takes off his clothes, (except his underwear), as an attempt to make himself lighter. Clarence stretches his legs to reach the bench, and just when he's between the car and the bench, the chainsaw begins coming his way, so Clarence's legs are cut off by the chainsaw, making him fall into the flood, Sumo starts moving the bench faster to get away. Breehn chops the pile of trash with his sword, but he chopped his head off by the sword, The boys cry as Clarence and Breehn died,

More to come!