Lost Episode Log: Mr. Sponge

Prologue Hey there! I'm with a group of friends, and we just found an early reel of Spongebob Squarepants! We'll be recording a log of it.

Log A
The episode is similar to "Help Wanted", the Spongebob Squarepants episode we think of when we hear "Spongebob Pilot". Everything is normal, apart from a few name changes. Spongebob was called Mr Sponge, while Patrick was called Mr Star. Well that was a waste of time.

Well, I thought so, but then a message popped up during the credits. IT'S NOT OVER

COME BACK TOMORROW

Log B
One of my friends was sick that day and couldn't come over, so he watched via facetime. Again, the episode is similar to "Help Wanted". Everything was the same as last time, until the scene with the sea of anchovies. You see, in "Help Wanted" (and last time), a group of anchovies pull up at the Krusty Krab and flood it. Spongebob was supposed to come in with a "flight-capable hydro-dynamic spatula" and save the day. Except, it turns out he was still in line for it when he was supposed to show up. Mr Krabs and Squidward (who is called Mr Squid in this version) are then eaten alive by the anchovies, and the credits roll. When I and my other friends waited for the friend on the phone to respond, I heard nothing. And when I looked on, to my horror, he was hanging on a noose.

Log C
Another friend asked for the reel so she could watch it by herself. I'd post what happened here, but I don't know what happened because, halfway through the episode, her internet went down. When I went to retrieve the reel, I found that she was too hanging from a noose.

Log D
This is not the usual writer, and you'll know why in a second. The episode is similar to before. Spongebob going to work, Mr Krabs and Squidward being eaten alive, all that. In this version, Spongebob couldn't decide if he wanted the "flight-capable hydro-dynamic spatula", or a spatula which was more superior in every way. Suddenly, out of nowhere, another sea of anchovies came in and ate Spongebob alive too. The usual writer for this was the one who was hung this time, and I just remember it as a power outage for 1 second after the episode ended .Then, when the power came back on, he was hanging by a noose.