SpongeBobKill6.win

NOTE: This is a trollpasta and is not meant to be taken seriously.

SpongeBob SquarePants is a series on Nicktoons about the underwater adventures of a sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants and his friends in a town named the Bikini Bottom. Anyways, it was nearly Christmas and I didn't know what to buy for my little brother. Since he liked SpongeBob, I decided to buy him a SpongeBob DVD. I looked on Amazon for one and found one, that was free and with the description weirdly enough saying "DON'T WATCH THIS DVD, OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!". I thought it was simply a joke and decided to buy it.

It arrived in the post a few days later and the cover had a red background with writing saying "SpongeBob6", with a poorly-drawn illustration of SpongeBob below the writing and he had black holes for eyes with no nose and mouth, not to mention that there was grease stains on the cover. I then decided to change the cover to something more friendly by printing a actual cover from the internet. I then wrapped it up and hid it in one of my bedroom draws.

The next day, it was Christmas and I gave the DVD to my brother and he immediately got excited, so he went up to his room, put the DVD disc into his DVD player and started watching, while I watched some TV. A few minutes later, I heard screaming and crying coming from my brother's room. I immediately went up there, to see him curled up on the floor and a horrifying sight on his TV. It was a image of SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Pearl, Sandy, Plankton, Karen and Gary all gathered up in complete darkness. They all lost their noses and mouths and they had black holes for eyes. The colours were dark and in sepia and there was (what sounded like) a low-pitched and distorted version of the SpongeBob theme song.

My brother then got up, to see that he had blood running down his eyes, nose, mouth and ears. I asked him what was wrong and he said "Why did Mr. Krabs kill everyone?". I thought it was just his imagination and told him to go downstairs. I then told my parents to take my brother to the hospital, so they did. I then got curious as to what he saw, so I went into the living room, put the disc into my DVD player and started watching. To my surprise, there was no language selection, Paramount DVD logo, warning, previews, DVD menu or theme song, instead, it went straight into the title card, which was just white text in Russian on a black background. I translated it and it said "Mr. Krabs Kills Everyone". I was a bit shocked, but I continued watching.

The episode started with a shot of the Krusty Krab, which was complete silence. No music, nothing. It then cut to the inside, with SpongeBob in there, with Mr. Krabs and Squidward surrounding him. Mr. Krabs then shouted at SpongeBob "SPONGEBOY ME BOB! WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU LATE TO WORK?". I was a bit shocked, since there wasn't a episode that contained swearing, however, I continued watching. SpongeBob then said to Mr. Krabs "Because of this!" and showed Mr. Krabs something. Mr. Krabs then gasped and it showed what SpongeBob was holding. It was a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy card covered in pee. "What the... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Mr. Krabs said.

"Duh, I was horny this morning!" SpongeBob said. "Well, here's my response! HAIL HITLER!" Mr. Krabs said. Mr. Krabs then pulled out a AK-47, while all of the customers, SpongeBob and Squidward screamed in horror. Mr. Krabs then started shooting the entire Krusty Krab, while hyper-realistic blood splattered everywhere. During this, Mr. Krabs was saying "WHITE POWER!" over and over again. When he was done killing everyone in the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs went to his house and saw Pearl sitting by the table. "Hey, Dad! What's up?" Pearl said. Mr. Krabs then said "I'm going to kill you.".

Pearl then screamed and said "NO!". Mr. Krabs then pulled out a handgun and started shooting Pearl in the chest. Then, he heard the sounds of sirens as Mr. Krabs said "Holy shit." and locked his doors. Police cars were outside as policemen came out. Apparently, someone at the Krusty Krab called the police. One of the policemen then said "MR. KRABS, THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN UP!". Mr. Krabs then said to himself "Think, Mr. Krabs, think!". Mr. Krabs then said "Aha!" and busted down the door. Mr. Krabs then said "WHITE POWER, N****RS!" and shot one of the policemen in the chest. Another one of the policemen then pulled out a gun and aimed at Mr. Krabs in the head. The policeman then started shooting, but Mr. Krabs started running. The policeman was about to shoot at Mr. Krabs again, but ran out of bullets, so Mr. Krabs shot the policeman in the head and hyper-realistic blood and brain matter splattered everywhere.

It then cut to a police helicopter in the sky, as Mr. Krabs took out a grenade and said "YOU CAN'T KILL ME, YOU SONS OF BITCHES! I'M THE GREAT MR. KRABS!". He then threw the grenade at the helicopter and the grenade then exploded, hyper-realistic blood and body parts flying everywhere as the helicopter fell down and crashed. Mr. Krabs then looked at the screen, with a devilish smile on his face. This lasted for a minute, until a announcement came on saying that there would be more SpongeBob after the break on Nicktoons. It then cut to a advert, with a lady and a man tied up to 2 chairs, as a man came up to them with a gun and started shooting at the lady and the man. He continued shooting at the lady and the man, until they were nothing but a bloody and gory mess.

Another advert came up and it was a advert for a series named "The Adventures of Hitler" on Nicktoons, which was weird because there was never a series like that on Nicktoons. A announcement then came up saying that they are back to SpongeBob on Nicktoons. Another title card then came up saying in Russian "Mr. Krabs Kills Everyone Part 2". I didn't want to watch a part 2, so I took out the disc and put it in a blender. I watched as the blender broke the disc into tiny pieces, but then, the disc formed back together by itself. I didn't know what to do with the tape, so I buried it in the ground along with the DVD cover. Then, I started to have blood running down my eyes, mouth, nose and ears just like my little brother. I needed to go to the hospital, but first I turned on the news.

The news reporter said that there was a shooting at a restaurant that was close to my house by a man who changed his name to "Eugene H. Krabs". I thought it was a creepy coincidence that this happened after I watched that SpongeBob episode. When I went into the hospital, my doctor said that I had a rare illness named "Crabitis" and that I had only a week left to live. I didn't really care since my brother died of that same illness that I had recently, so I have nothing to live for anyway.

If you see a DVD named "SpongeBob6", DON'T WATCH IT OR ELSE YOU WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS ME!