The Wiggles: The Siphon

The Wiggles was one of the TV shows i kept working on. The show is about 4 members from Australia, Singing songs to kids. However, Things have changed in the show, In 2007, We removed greg from the show because he had a bald spot like steve from Blue's Clues. We replaced him with a guy named Sam. In 2010, We bought greg came back. But in 2012, That's when things got out of hand! We fired Murray And Jeff from the series and we made Greg left again. And we replaced them with Emma, Simon and Lochy. I quit working on the show due to all of this.

I'm from Australia, And i used to work at the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. I've been working closely for the wiggles - One of the latters is the showrunner, creator, writer, and dictator behind "The Wiggles." I was hired by Steven O'Donnell and the company to write story ideas for an episode because I honestly thought; without even seeing the show; it was more of an awkward experience. I quit working for the Australian Broadcasting Corporation because it was rough, I didn't want to work on the new wiggles because they have got out of hand, I moved out of australia and moved in to the United States.

I was on my computer while listening to Feel Good Inc by The Gorillaz, but someone i didn't know brought me a box. I opened the box, and the box has a disc inside. The cover page was just words saying,"The Wiggles: The Siphon". I was confused, The Wiggles hasn't had an episode like that because it was only supposed to be one word with all 2002 episodes of The Wiggles. I was curious to know what the episode could be. I opened the disc and started to play it.

It was rather interesting. It had a word that reminded me of the ones from earlier that were randomized, but it had 11 after it. It reminded me of Greg, the same bald from the show I just talked about earlier. I clicked on the link, and saw this description of the entry. The description said the following :

''This is a lost episode of The Wiggles, which is titled as "The Siphon". It was meant to be the finale of the 2002 wiggles, but scrapped after it's production was done. The creator of the show will be planning another season 3 finale at the moment. However, this replacement is reasonable. This episode was lost for being too disturbing and dark for the series. If you are a fan of The Wiggles, we must tell you that this is no joke. Viewer discretion is advised.''

I was pretty confused at this point, because there were no title cards in the year 2002 for the wiggles. But then after 2 seconds, the entire screen went to black. This went on for about 10 seconds before the episode began, It started with Jeff on the couch, he was pretty ecstatic, as you can tell by the facial expression, Greg then tells the viewers that Jeff's watching one of his favorite shows, just then, a prop spider fell onto Greg's forehead. Anthony, the dumbest eater, with no hesitation, took a sledgehammer and smashed the TV into bits, parts of the television started to fly everywhere. Greg, obviously infuriated, he then goes to Anthony to let him have it, but then Murray, the other member of the wiggles, pulls Greg back.

Murray suddenly whispered something to Greg. "Listen here Brother, Dorothy's coming over, And i want you to have sex with her so i can make a sex tape." Now why the fuck would they say that in a kids show? After the scene was shown, a new scene begins with Captain Feathersword, But he had red eyes, but at the pirate ship where Captain Feathersword is doing a pretend battle. The frames in the animation skip every four seconds, but the sound remains synced. After an unruly performance of a his pretend battle", The Pirates are seen in the crowd clapping for Captain Feathersword, very common for them. The scene pans to Captain Feathersword's play, All people were sitting in the play, They were booing at Captain Feathersword, as he walks back to his ship with his hands in his eyes. What's odd is that the scene actually shows him walking to his ship, with nothing happening in the background, for three minutes and fifty seconds before abruptly cutting to red for another twenty seconds, until he arrives at his house.

The next scene starts slightly differently. The wiggles are seen getting in the Big Red Car. Anthony is seen holding a book titled "Smoking Causes Lung Cancer." Indeed, this scene looks a little different. The show used computer generated stills to render its backdrops, but these stills were grainier and of lower quality.

All of them are seen, swearing! Greg was seen saying, "Yo! What Up Motherfuckers!" Murray says, "Eat a dick pussy!" Anthony says, "Faggots!" And Jeff said, "Yo bullshit nasty!" It then showed a picture of Murray during his Five Little Ducks performance. There were captions on the screen saying, "But none of the five little ducks came back!" The problem was, It wasn't a picture, It was a clip! My mind was bullshit. After the full clip was shown. Things, went out of hand.

The screen entered the static and finally exited. Jeff was wearing a black hoodie, black baggy jeans, and black combat boots. It was strange to see Jeff dressed that way. And even though his hood was up, I could tell it was him, but I could also tell that something was wrong. An eerie chill crawled up my spine, and I was about to turn it off when a blood curdling, fear filled, high pitched scream blasted through the stereo speakers. The pitch and the volume of it pounded in my ears. It hurt so much that I had to cover them. I thought that they might kill my hearing. It went on for what felt like hours.

Finally some fading text came onto the screen. Then after a few seconds, the text disappeared and static began to quickly flicker, what was worse was that the static noise was even louder than it was before, it was literally hurting my ears, I was about to eject the DVD when, it showed a still image of Greg and Murray sitting in Dorothy's Garden, like it was on the DVD. There was white noise in the background, which made it creepy because they weren't doing ANYTHING. Usually there would be happy or cartoonish music playing in the background, but instead there was just white noise. About 30 seconds later, the noise slowly becomes louder, and then the screen slowly fills with static. While the static was covering the screen, a pair of red eyes could be seen in the background. Then once the static covers the screen, it stays like that for a few seconds.

A concert starring The Wiggles started to go bad! The wiggles started laughing. And they flew to the moon. The children were crying in the background. And suddenly, there were displayed shots of the other Wiggles with bloodshot eyes, and laughing along with Henry The Octopus. As the crying became louder, Henry the Octopus started to decompose to nothing but bones. I felt so nauseated. The worst part is that the children crying was also mixed with chainsaws, gunshots, and glass smashing.

Anthony walks to the kitchen, Outside there was a pinecone with a gun in it. I later found out her name was Sawyer J Pinecone. She was going to try to kill Anthony. The episode cuts to Wags the Dog. He was ordering something off of the menu from a BBQ restaurant. The employee wouldn't let get him Barbecue Chicken at all, The employee whispers under his breath “There's a pinecone near my house that wants to kill you.”. Wags got really pissed and stabbed the employee by the head.

There were sounds of Grey Delisle screaming and splashing still present. This time there were just coloured blurs moving around a black background making really unsettling noises. It played like this until it got to the end however this time it cut straight to the coming up next screen for ABC Kids in australia which simply said "Up Next! It's Bananas in Pajamas" before cutting to seven minutes of static.