Kirby Right Back At Ya: Escargoon's Really Ugly Bowel Movement

Disclaimer: This creepypasta isn't supposed to be taken seriously. This story is just for comedy purposes only. Some readers might find this disgusting, viewer discretion is advised.

Once, I wanted to watch anime King Dedede, so I decided to buy a DVD on Amazon. The title said, "Kirby Right Back At Ya: Don't buy this it's cursed ahhhhh..." I decided to buy it anyways, since I'm such a goddamn idiot. The package somehow came a second later, because potatoes.

I saw the DVD in a case that showed Escargoon being constipated on a toilet. I laughed my ass off until my ass actually came off. I decided to pop it in a VHS player and it somehow worked, because creepypasta logic. I then saw the select screen.

The background was the same as the DVD case and I pressed play. The episode started off with King Dedede and Escargoon walking up to Kawasaki's restaurant. After they entered, Chef Kawasaki said, "Hello, your majesty and his right hand man!" They both gave him a dirty look, since they're evil! MUAHAHAHA! Chef Kawasaki has a depressed expression on his face after this.

"Can we please have Taco Bell tacos," Dedede yelled. "No, not those! They will give you the worst diarrhea," Chef Kawasaki replied. King Dedede look like he was angrily constipated, while Escargoon looked worried as if he need a Xanax. "Ok, coming right up," Chef Kawasaki exclaimed nervously. King Dedede gave his godly laugh.

"But majesty," Escargoon told Dedede, "those give me crappy diarrhea!" "I love seeing you suffer," Dedede laughed. Escargoon crossed his arms and sweared quietly. Did 4Kids just have a character swear, that goddamn badass! I laughed my ass off again, for no reason.