Spongebob's Schizophrenia

(Note: Full House Maker, real name Aidan, is the creator of this pasta. Please do not violate it and yes I know it’s shit story, I don‘t know if I will be editing this.)

5/6/16
Hello, My name is Aidan and I'm writing this blog about a series called Spongebob's Schizophrenia. In recent times, a tape was discovered in the Nickelodeon Studios, it is a Betamax tape with the writing, "SPONGEBOB SEASON 10 PREMIERE EPISODE." The episode is called "Spongebob's Schizophrenia."

According to sources, I had to look far and wide for, there was no main menu and it started with no intro. Instead, it started in Spongebob's House. He looked crazy, and is saying "The shadows play with me." He then laughs manically. The strange thing is, spongebob's voice sounds like a demon's. Spongebob starts to ooze foam from his mouth, and he takes an Antipsychotic pill. The pill fails to work, and Spongebob takes out a cartoony pistol and kills Gary. His body isn't shown.

Squidward then yells to Spongebob, "SPONGEBOB, SHUT UP!" and Spongebob looks straight at Squidward. He says, "The shadows shall engulf you, mere mortal. Give praise to them or perish," and Squidward says, "Whatever," and returns to bed. A time card appears saying "25 Past Midnight” with a strange sound in the background. Squidward is shown sleeping for nearly a minute. Squidward wakes up, and sees a square shadow holding a chainsaw. He screams as the shadow revs up the saw. The screaming was like a real person shouting, not cartoony.

He keeps screaming over the sounds of the saw. The shadow puts the saw to Squidward's body and screams as he is being cut up, and blood splatters on the wall. Then he died, and the shadow reveals to be Spongebob as he emerges from Squidward's door, holding his cartoonishy-severed head. He feasts on it, and laughs maniacally. He then runs to his house again and emerges with a pair of knives. He runs to Patrick's house. He screams, "oH paTRicK! cOMe AnD pLay wiTh mE!!," as he stabs Patrick repeatedly. Spongebob then draws a pentagram on Patrick's floor. He sacrifices Patrick's corpse. There is literally no sound for this seven second sacrifice. Spongebob laughs again, and runs to his house. He is seen at a table with Squidward's partially-eaten head, brain exposed and eyeballs hanging out, and says, "My beautiful honey, will you marry me?," as Squidward's left eye blinks once, revealing he is alive, but slowly suffering and dying. His skin sheds, leaving only muscle and tissues exposed, and his facial organs and nerves snap and fall apart. His head is now nothing but a pile of random organs, and his eye blinks again. The bubble transition shows, and for thirty seconds, Spongebob is shown kissing the pile of organs, and putting a ring on it, inside of a Church. Spongebob looks demonic, and says to Squidward's organs, "I am your lord and savior, Bikini Bottom. Praise me." The episode ends with Spongebob committing suicide by stabbing himself in the heart. That is the only point the contents of the tape are known up to.

The episode was written by Jill Frances and Phillip Refkenski, and animated by a person named Jorges Pubenstein. The tape itself was watched by some of the Spongebob staff, and they were put into medical help right after watching. Reports vary, but it was said that when questioned, they all refused to tell what happened after Spongebob's Suicide, and when they were insisted, they still refused. No one knows WHAT those employees saw, and no one will ever know the full truth. There have been many attempts to find the tape, but no one has ever found it. The only things that remain are a few screenshots and a possible audio track. It lasts ten minutes, but after six minutes, the audio is merely a large static sound, but at nine minutes, a strange, loud, distorted audio can be heard.

3/14/17
Hi, it's me again I haven't been on this for nearly a whole year. I didn’t want to come back to this stupid blog but some events happened in which I had to write about them. A couple of days ago, I was mailed a tape that was from "John Deff". I decided looked up this person’s name and surprisingly he works at Nickelodeon, and I also got a letter from him. This is what it read:

"Dear Aidan, I have noticed that you are interested in this "series" of ours. This tape I have mailed you contains the episode you were describing about in your blog. The head director of the animation department told me to burn the tape. I didn’t listen to his orders and kept the tape for myself. I’ve seen the tape for myself months prior and kept it. I found your blog when looking up Spongebob’s Schizophrenia. After some thinking, I decided to mail it to you. Please take care of it and don't tell anyone else about it. -John”

I opened the box and it contained the tape John previously mentioned in his letter The tape had some writing reading "Spongebob Season 10 Premiere". So I played it on my VCR.

It played what I said for 6 minutes in my previous blog. Then, Spongebob kills himself at the 6:24 mark and abruptly cuts to the Krusty Krab. It showed inside the restaurant, it looked so abandoned. Mr. Krabs was just standing looking at a wall. He walks to his office door passes out he opened his office door. It zoomed into the door and for about a second, some image flickered on the screen for a milisecond. I couldn’t tell what the image was I didn’t want to know what the image was. The kitchen was shown with a what looked like a mountain of dead bloody fish bodies. It cuts to Sandy's dome where Sandy is sitting on a chair next to a noose looking depressed. Sandy puts the noose around her neck and kicks the chair. Her lifeless body is shown swinging side to side slowly for a solid minute. The tape cuts to Spongebob's house in his room where his dead corpse was laying at.

At this point, it was at the 9:01 mark when this loud sudden strange static sound played. Spongebob’s body stood up and turned to the viewer. His eyes were deep shade of yellow and red and his body had a slit mark that went from his leg all the way up to his right eye. One of his buck teeth was chipped. His skin was a pale yellow. Spongebob walks closer to the screen, his body becoming more detailed the closer he got. He stopped at the point where most of his highly detailed face was covering the screen. He laughed in a deep voice and loud Static followed. The taped ended when the screen went back to the vcr menu. I put the tape in my safe I kept in my room, locked it, and put it in my closet.

In one of the emails John sent me, he mentioned a guy named Jorges Pubenstein. He apparently worked as an animator for the series and had his contact. He gave me his contact and told me “do whatever you want with it” I wanna see if he picks up and if so I want more information about this "series". So for now peace.

3/15/17
I finally got in contact with Jorges Pubenstein after fucking 3 times of calling him. All 3 of the calls led me to his voicemail, "Hi, this is Jorges Pubenstein if you are looking for me then I am busy animating or something. So leave a message thank you." I left him a message. An hour later he called me. When I picked up I assumed it was a dead line because I didn’t hear anything, suddenly Pubenstein‘s voice came through the phone.

“Hello Aidan, you already know who I am so I’ll just cut to the chase. I was the animator for Spongebob's Schizophrenia. So about three years ago I was hired as a animator for Spongebob Squarepants. Sometime in early February, these two jackoffs came to my desk while I was sketching some scenes for Spongebob and tell me that they were the head animators for a new Spongebob episode for whatever reason. So I asked for their names, they would not tell me their names. They looked pretty sketchy but I didn’t think much about it. They told me to come to their office so they could discuss to me how I should animate it the episode. When I got to their desk, the office was bare empty, nothing much there besides the desk, a lamp, and a few chairs. When I sat down, I was struck in the back on the head. I woke up in what was assumed to be a warehouse, I was strapped to a chair.

Those fuckfaces came up to me and started to threaten me, they wanted me to animate their new series titled “Spongebob‘s Schizophrenia“. They moved my chair to a desk with loads of paper and a pencil. They unstrapped the chair, I tried to make a run for it but one of the fuckers, who was a female, pulled out a pistol and told me to sit down. I obeyed and sat down. The male gave me 6 papers which were stapled. The female pointed the gun at my skull and yelled at me to start working. It was pure hell. I worked with other people on this “series”. I couldn’t recongize them though. I was let go from the warehouse a few weeks later on the promise I would not tell anyone. On March 15, 2014, they hijacked what I assumed was the episode I made on television. I seen the full episode, I don’t want to remember it.”

I decided to ask him about the audio and how it got loud and weird at the 9 minute mark.

“I’m not totally sure, I heard from some people who were on the production of the series thought it was the screams of people who were getting killed, I don’t know, I heard it from them.”

I hung up. I have nothing to say right now, I will blog hopefully tomorrow.

3/20/17
Well today was a little interesting. I was looking up my blog and it has 145 followers. One of those followers is Andrew Schizo. He is a animator and apparently he was one of the animators for the Spongebobs Schizophrenia series. He emailed me saying This.

"Hi this is Andrew Schizo I am one of the animators for the Spongebob's Schizophrenia series. If you want to contact me here is my number *-***-****-*** (I censored it). Thanks."

So I decided to give him a call and this is what he said.

"Hi Aidan, This is Andrew. The one who emailed you. I wanted to talk to you about that series. I was 23 a fresh new animator out of college. I was thinking of studios to animate for. And the first thing that popped in my mind was Nickelodeon. So I contacted them to see if they we're hiring animators. Surprisingly they were hiring animators. So I got hired for nickelodeon. I was told by a Manager of the studio that I was gonna animate Spongebob Squarepants. I was so excited. On my First day I was sketching spongebob. The second day I was approached by Jill and Phillip.

They told me that they were managers for Spongebob Squarepants. They also told me to follow them to their office. I was gullible back then, so I followed them. When they stopped we were at a Abandoned Looking Office. As soon as I looked at the office everything went black.

I woke up in a Warehouse with a guy named Jorges. They told me to “animate now” or they will kill me. So I did. There was more episodes we made. I have all of them but I will send them through a period of time.

I asked him if there was credits at the end of the first episode he said "Yes" and "I will send them in the mail maybe tomorrow." I hung up. That's all I needed to know.

3/21/17
Today I received a package from Andrew. It was a box and inside the box was a DVD titled "Ending Credits" I immediately remembered the phone call yesterday and put the DVD in my DVD player and it cut to the credits of the previous episode. This is what it showed:

CREDITS

PHILLIP REKF

JILL FRANCES

ANDREW SCHIZO

JORGES PUBENSTEIN

ANDY FREER

NICK JOONS

STEVEN HILLENBURG

DENTON REEVES

HARP NUIT

TEC WORTH

TORNA RUGH

Then the DVD Ends. The credits had no audio at all which was sorta weird. I do have a question, why is Steven Hillenburg in the credits?

3/22/17
I am still weirded out by the fact that Steven Hillenburg was in those credits. But I decided to give him a call.

CALL 3/22/17

Me: Hi

Steven: Hi

Me: Do you know Spongebob's Schizophrenia?

Steven: ......

Steven: that...

Steven: Fine

Steven: So it was 2013 and I remembered that I hired 2 Junior Managers for my show. Well turns out that they were apparently "Black Market" Users. So one day I was called into my office by Jill and Phillip. They told me they needed me for a minute. Well it was WAY over a minute.

I ended up in a warehouse. They turned at me and said "Write Now." I looked down at the table and there was a Piece of paper and a pencil. They told me that they were gonna make a new "Series" called "Spongebob's Schizophrenia.” I wrote the “story“ for them. A few days later I was called into my office again. It was Jill and Phillip but they had a VCR Player. They told me to sit down. So I did sit down. They put in a tape. Then they pressed played. What I saw was heck right in front of me.

Me: Yes I have seen that.

Steven: Oh..... *Sobs*

Steven: I'm gonna go... My god

CALL ENDED

Well there I have it there is Steven's Story.

3/23/17
I got mail from Andrew. It was a box again and it contained a VHS tape called "Spongebobs Schizophrenia Episode 2" "Yes!" I said as I rushed to my VCR Player. I put the tape in and pressed play. It started out with a intro.

"Who has Schizophrenia"

"SpongeBob!"

"Who is gonna murder everyone?"

"Spongebob!"

"Who are you gonna hail too?"

"BobegnopS"

The intro then ended and cut to a Episode card saying "Spongebob Before The Murders." It cut to Spongebob's house then to his room where he was playing with a paddle ball with Gary. He proceeds to stand up and goes to his kitchen. Then he is shown cutting up some beef. Then he says under his breath "Kill" then proceeds to chop up the meat. Then he eats it raw and goes outside.

He is shown walking with Patrick to the Krusty Krab. Spongebob then says "Patrick would you ever kill someone?" Patrick says "No" Spongebob then proceeds to say "I have these voices in my head saying.... to kill people... I don't know why, but I don't want to kill I'm Spongebob Squarepants why would I kill I have been happy my whole entire life and this is what it had to come too isn't it a Sponge wanting to kill people? Then so be it for the love of fish I'm going nuts Patrick." Patrick says nothing. Then it cuts to the Krusty Krab and into the kitchen.

Spongebob is making Krabby Patties on the stove. Then out of nowhere a deep voice says "Do it, Kill them." This voice says it about 30 times I could be wrong. Then Spongebob says "Yes, I will kill them all." A time card says "One Day before the murders" Then it cuts to Spongebob's room with spongebob sitting there looking at the floor saying "I will do it" Then Spongebob looks at the screen briefly and then the episode ends and cuts to credits.

I noticed something odd about this credits Stevens name was not shown.

3/25/17
HI THIS IS JILL FRANCES. I WILL GET YOU.lol jk.

3/26/17
I do not know why you guys get in my account and do this crap. So today I got in contact with tec worth.

CALL START

Me: “Hi, Do you know anything about Spongebob's Schizophrenia?”

Tec: ”Yes”

Me: “Ok”

Me: “Do you have a story?”

Tec: “Yes”

Me: “Can you tell me that story”

Tec: “Yes”

Tec: “So it started a Maybe 3 or 4 years ago at Nickelodeon studios. I was a animator for spongebob at the time. One random day, these two fucks named Jill and Phillip came up to me and said "Hey do you want to be in our new Spongebob project?" "Yes I said" so they took me to a warehouse with some other people.

"Come and sit down." So I sat. They told me in the ugliest voice. "Animate or you will die in pain." So I Animated this crap of a series. I wasn't amused when they showed me the episodes. Man I hope those morons are dead.

They treated me like a Black Slave in 1800's. They whipped and and .... Punched me. After it was over I quit nickelodeon studios and moved to a new location. Man it has been so long.”

Me: “Thank You, That's all I needed to know.”

Call Ended.

Wow I can't believe it......

3/28/17
I got another episode today. It is called "Running the boys" from Andrew. It was a VHS tape. I played it on my VCR and clicked play.

It started out with the intro from the previous Episode but this episode had better animation. It cuts to Patrick's house where Spongebob and Patrick are playing on their new video game system they got. The game that they were playing was called "Fish Fighters" Then spongebob says "I am gonna beat you." He does. Spongebob laughs in victory while Patrick just sits there looking at the game over screen. Then it cuts to Downtown Bikini Bottom.

Spongebob is shown walking on the sidewalk with some groceries. Then out of nowhere some fish that looked like 1950s gang members come up to spongebob. They say "Give us all the stuff." Spongebob then refuses this and grabs out a very large sword. Then proceeds to chase them. This goes on for about 6 minutes but it showed different angles of the chase which was really really odd. Then it goes to a alleyway with the gang members and Spongebob.

Spongebob then says "Who's Up first?" With a crazied look. The gang members scream and it cuts to a view on the sidewalk not showing the alleyway at all. There is a sword sound. Then it cuts to spongebob and Patrick. Spongebob says to Patrick "What a day." They proceed to laugh and it cuts to credits.

I took the tape out in amazement. There was no gore in this episode I thought. But I do have a question again Why was there excellent animation?

3/29/17
I'm confused of the animation quality. I looked at the credits and found Stevens name again my guess is that they forced Steven to animate with quality. Also I found a wikia Called "Spongebobs Schizophrenia Wikia" It only had the 3 episodes that I posted on this blog. I also got another Email from Andrew today this is what it says.

“Dear Aidan,

I see that you viewed the 2 episodes I gave you. Well the one I'm gonna give you oh boy that is gonna be a treat. I'm gonna stay low till I mail you the next episode.

Peace, Andrew.“

Again what does he mean by "Treat"?

3/30/17
Two things happened to me today. 1. I got another spongebob episode and 2 I got a voicemail from an unknown person here is the dialogue of the recording.

VOICEMAIL START:

Unknown: ................Well look who I found. Aidan. Well if you hadn't guessed it. It is Phillip that creator of Spongebobs Schizophrenia. I swear if you post one more thing I WILL....

VOICEMAIL END

Well I know it is Phillip now.

I got another Spongebob Episode called "Treat." I think Andrew was punning me. I played the Episode on my VCR because the Episode was on a VHS cassette.

The episode starts out with the intro but there is more dialogue.

"Who are you gonna kill?"

"Tec!"

Then the intro ends and cuts to the title card. Then it cuts to Spongebob's Living Room where Gary and Spongebob and just sitting there doing absolutely nothing. Gary meows in hunger. Spongebob realizes that he needs to get food for Gary. So he Rushes out the door and runs to a car. He throws the Fish out of the car and drives off.

The next scene is at a forest possibly outside of Bikini Bottom. Spongebob stops the car in front of a Tiki style house. He walks towards the house and it cuts to inside the house where spongebob is about to go into a room. He does go into this room and we are shown to fish who are sleeping in a bed. Spongebob grabs a unidentifiable object and runs to the bed. He puts it over his head and he thrusts it down before anything else happens it Immediately cuts to Spongebob's living room.

Spongebob is giving food to Gary. The food looks like mush covered in ketchup. I was grossed out by this.

The episode ends there and shows the credits. I noticed Tec Worth's name is not in the credits.

3/31/17
Nothing really new happened today. I got a voicemail from Another Unknown Caller. It was just static.

I found a website with info on the episodes. There was only 5. I have not viewed it yet but it. It apparently is called "Blood" The Description says this.

"SpongeBob goes to his house and finds b."

Also on the main page there is a phone number so I called it. It took me to a automated system and said this.

"Press 1 to Die Press 2 to Meet Phillip."

I pressed 2. Then a man with a heckish voice said "Hello"

I said "Hi" and immediately Hung up.

God who knows who the fr that was but it did sure sound like someone.

Website Link: [//spongebobs-schizophrenia.wikia.com/wiki/Spongebob%27s_Schizophrenia_Wiki http://spongebobs-schizophrenia.wikia.com/wiki/Spongebob%27s_Schizophrenia_Wiki]

4/2/17
Nothing new happened yesterday. It was April fools and I got a lot of emails from people who claimed to be the workers for Spongebob's Schizophrenia. I got one in particular from Nick Joons.

“Hi. This is Nick Joons one of the workers for the show if you have time please contact me back. Thanks!”

So i emailed him back asking him about the show I got a response about a hour later.

Here's what I know. I helped to make 7 or 8 episodes. And a Episode for a Season 2. It was maybe 2013/2014 when we made this stuff. I have not got in contact with the creators in years. That's all I know.

I need more information.

4/3/17
Sorry I have not posted something in a while I have been busy with things and you know how that is.

I got another Episode from Andrew Today Titled "No, No more" I played the episode on my Betamax System.

It starts out with the Usual Intro then it Shows bubbles then shows the Krusty Krab. It shows a fish ordering a regular Krabby Patty. Squidward says in a Unusual voice "Congratulations you are the 1 Millionth customer here come and follow me for your prize!" It abruptly cuts to the kitchen where spongebob is making some Krabby Patties. The Patties have a more Orange color than they usually do which is odd in my opinion.

The door next to Spongebob Swings open and slams spongebob into the wall. "Ow" Spongebob says. "THIS IS OUR 1 MILLIONTH CUSTOMER!!!!!!"

Mr. Krabs comes out of his office and says "What's going on?" Squidward says "We have our 1 Millionth customer." Mr. Krabs then proceeds to get a smile on this face and says "Let's celebrate“ in a creepy tone. The door then closes and Spongebob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs Circle around the fish with crazy looking faces. Then it pans out of the kitchen and into the dining area. Then beating up sounds play.

"NO, NO MORE!" The fish screams. It pans out to outside where a liquid sound is playing and it does this for about 1 or 2 minutes then it cuts to the credits.

I was not very amused that it was just another not blood murder episode.

4/4/17
I was looking up random things today on Google like: Puppies, dogs, cats, houses, studios, random towns, etc.

Well I was looking for places near me from about 50 or so miles and I found a building that looked pretty abandoned but looked brand new. I decided to go to this building and oh boy I got a story for you yes siree.

So I arrived to this building about 30 minutes after I left my home. (Note: It is not that beautiful) So I got out of my car and walked to this building. The grass looked like it hadn't been cut in 60 or so years. I opened the double doors to this building the first thing I saw was a Receptionist Desk and some chairs next to a wall at the end of the room was a door. I decided to walk to it and open it. There right in front of me was a long hallway with many doors. I walked down this hallway with the doors. The doors had names like "PRODUCTION ROOM" and "ANIMATION STORYBOARD ROOM" and others like them. I reached the end of this weird hallway and stumbled across a door named "OWNER'S OFFICE." So I decided to crack the doors open and what I saw was say in the most fact, creepy.

The room was like a big warehouse and very few lights in it was a desk table, a chair, and a ...........Person. The person was mumbling things like "Spongebob must continue" and "I will make more epi-“ This person looked at me in the Creepiest face I seen. I slammed the door shut and ran down the crappy hallway. I closed the double doors in front of the building got in my car and got the heck out of there I looked in my mirror before I was completely down the road and I saw the person looking at my car.

I think that might be- Phillip.

4/5/17
One of the main questions I get is "Where did you find that info on the first blog?" Well it's sorta simple. I was searching up spongebob on the internet and stumbled upon a weird website. The website had a crap load of text.

So I read most of the text and they were about the show called Spongebob's Schizophrenia. So I decided to make a blog about it. I abandoned it after 1 blog because of daily life.

I also got another episode called "Spongebobs Stories" I'm pretty sure this is the last episode for all 7 episodes? I played the episode.

The usual intro started but the ending of the intro was the kids saying "Kill All!" But I was not amused by that since the show evolves around murder. So it cuts to Spongebob's house where spongebob is writing on a piece of paper on a typewriter which in fact spongebob does have a typewriter if I'm right. He keeps typing for 30 seconds and goes to Gary.

"I wrote a story, now I'm gonna share it with all the people in Bikini Bottom" Spongebob Said

Then it cuts to the Krusty Krab and asks Mr. Krabs to read his story. He does. He screams and runs to his office. He then shows his story to Squidward. Then he reads it and melted into a liquid saying "That was..." Spongebob then leaves the Krusty Krab and goes to Downtown Bikini Bottom. He then shows his story to random people in Downtown Bikini Bottom. Most of them freak out when the read the story. Spongebob questions this and retreads his Story out loud.

"I can't believe I murdered him" Holding his stomach. "What kind of person am I to murder my best friend, but it feels so good to murder people. It just feels amazing with their screams." "Oh well time to murder other people."

Spongebob then laughs and goes back to his house and writes some more stories and the episode ends.

Well I won't be updating this anymore until maybe I get some more Spongebob episodes. Till then Peace Out.

5/3/17
Why am I back here?, You may ask. I am back because I found something interesting on the website a few weeks ago. There is apparently a alternate episode of the first episode. Another one is that I have not gotten the "Blood" episode yet. Lastly there is apparently a 2012 Pilot Reel?

On April 8, 2017 at 4:33 PM I got a box from the mail saying "Reel" My first thought is that this was a joke but it was not when I opened the box. There sitting in a box was a 1930s reel tape and a projector. I was actually amused by this because I was fascinated with old things from the whole 20th Century. I found a Plugin for the projector. I put the tape in the projector and played it.

My first thoughts were "This is probably a old film" but when a fimiliar theme started playing in that old audio of the projectors I knew this was gonna go somewhere. A title card popped up saying "The life of Spongebob Squarepants" I knew this was made from the same people from the previous episodes but this episode had more quality animation. It starts in what is supposed to be Spongebobs house. His house is a box. Spongebob was sitting there watching his tv and said something. The audio sounded so blurry and aged that I though that I was gonna blow up.

Spongebob then gets off of his couch and walks to his kitchen saying in now more clear audio "Time to feed Gary" He opened a cabinet in his kitchen and what was in there was sorta unusual. It was filled with boxes saying "Human Feet" and "Bloody O's and "Death Food" These names I thought were funny bu when he fed Gary the "Death Food" Gary became pale and went unconscious. Did I mention that this was in color?

Spongebob is shown dragging Gary's body to the backyard. Spongebob Grabs a Shovel and Buries Gary. Spongebob cries for about 10-20 seconds and it cuts to the credits.

On April 10, 2017 I received a box containing 2 video tapes. One was called "Blood" and the other was called "Alternate" I decided to play Blood first. The spongebob theme plays and cuts to the title card "Blood."

It starts in Patrick's house where Spongebob and Patrick are playing a game. Spongebob gets bored of the game and leaves. It cuts to Spongebob's house. Spongebob is on his couch looking really dehydrated. Spongebob says in a old man type voice "I need.... it.... I NEED IT NOW!" Spongebob runs out of his house and to Sandy's House by the time he got there it was already night. He opens Sandy's dome door really quietly and sneaks into Sandy's tree. Spongebob of course is wearing a bowl with water in it. Spongebob licks his lips and gets something out of his pocket while looking at sandy. "Mmmmm my tasty blood" Spongebob puts this object which turns out to be a needle into Sandy's arm and sucks some blood from her. It cuts to a montage of Spongebob to the same thing with other people in Bikini Bottom. It cuts to a card saying "3 hours later" It shows Spongebob's Living Room with a pool filled with blood? "YAHOOO this is fun!" The episode then cuts to the credits.

Alternate of the first episode
I am not a big fan of alternative episodes but this one was odd on its own. I decided to play the tape after the "Blood" episode.

This episode doesn't even have the theme song in it. It just cut to the title card titled "Suicide" It started in Spongebob's room. Spongebob was on the bed muttering to himself say things like "I must end it all.." He cries loudly for 5 to 10 agonizing minutes, it seemed to me like the crying scene was relapsed, He then proceeds to get a weird looking pistol and shoots himself right on the spot. He falls to the ground and blood splatters everywhere in his room. A gravestone is shown with Spongebob‘s name on it, while a dark piano tune plays in the background. The piano music suddenly stops and a screaming track is played. A yellow tornup hand rises from the ground and a image of a dead Spongebob appears.

Then, it showed his dead corpse running down a street in downtown Bikini Bottom. Someone on the sidewalk seen him, they screamed and ran the other direction. Spongebob continued to run and ran into the Krusty Krab doors. He runs into Mr. Krab's office and says "Oh honey, I'm home" Mr. Krabs looked up and says "What in Davy Jones later is that horrible sme-" Spongebob then proceeded to jump on Mr. Krabs and choked him to death. Spongebob ran out of Mr. Krabs office to see Squidward. Squidward ran out of the restaurant while he had the chance. The sky turned pure black and everything disappeared besides Spongebob. "Its just you and me... Aidan." The thing that scared me the most is how does Spongebob know my name? Are the creators watching this blog?

"Oh my Aidan, you know we made this just for you" I was terrified. "Welp, I better get going to your house." The episode ended with Spongebob walking offscreen.

I can't go to sleep.

5/6/17
I got an email from Andrew again.

"Hi Aidan, I'm gonna mail you a Episode that was inspired by a video game but it doesn't have them in it. Thanks!"

An hour later I got a package and in that package was a tape named "A bad night shift" I decided to play it. It had the normal intro then it cut to the Krusty Krab. "Ok boys I'll see you in the morning" Mr. Krabs says. "Ok sir!" Spongebob and Squidward said. They proceed to talk about there day and they hear a creak noise. "You should go check it out" Squidward Says. "Ok?" Spongebob says. Spongebob walks to where the noise came from and there standing infront of spongebob was a dark figure standing there making creepy noises. Spongebob runs back saying "Squidward Something is here!" They both proceeds to hide and the screen fades to black. Words appear on the screen saying "Tune in for part 2!" Then the tape ends.

I found another tape saying "A bad night shift Part 2" I will watch it tomorrow.

5/7/17
Part 2! Here it is part 2!

So it cuts to a time card that says "2:00 AM" then It cuts to Spongebob and Squidward are hiding in the cash boat. "What is it?" Squidward says "I honestly don't know" Spongebob Said. Spongebob peeks up from the boat to see the figure standing next to the boat. Spongebob and Squidward Screams while the figure comes closer and static happens time then it is just static until it cuts to Spongebob's house where Spongebob is looking at a wall. Spongebob turns towards the viewer with the same look from the pilot and the Episode ends.

I was looking on that website and found out there are a lot of episodes I didn't see so oh boy.

5/11/17
Today I got an email from an unknown user.

"Hi, I want to show you something. ***.****.***/********* (I censored the website.)" So I decided to click on the website link, it led me to a website with the world download and I clicked it. I received a message saying "Thanks for downloading!" And then I was taken to a video.

This video started out with a title card saying "Evil Spongebob" Then I realized at this was a Spongebob episode. The episode starts with Spongebob sitting on his bed and murmuring some things. He then stands up and walks downstairs. Music is playing in the background. He proceeds to get a knife and looks at Gary. He walks to him and puts the knife on his shell, but he didn't stab him, but the knife was on top of the shell. Spongebob then stabs the shell of Gary. The screen the cuts to black while Weird music is playing.

A time card appeared out of nowhere saying "March 16, 2013 7:30 P.M" I realized that this was the date before March 17th, the day Spongebob Murders people. Spongebob is writing on paper which I assume he is making plans for his big murder. He says in a evil voice "Yes!" then a calm normal Spongebob says "No No!"

"QUIET YOU!"

"No!, I won't let you murder People!"

"Yes! I will and no one will stop me hahahahhahahahahhahah!!!!"

Evil Spongebob then proceeds to choke Calm Spongebob. I could hear the painful gagging of calm Spongebob. "Finally, He's Dead" "Now I will do what I have to do" Evil Spongebob Says. It cuts to Spongebob's house with a time stamp "March 17, 2013 2:34 A.M." Creepy Music starts to play and Spongebob's door opens and it immediately cuts to black. It shows Spongebob's corpse, his corpse comes up and looks at me. This is like the event of previous episodes.

"Why are you back?" Spongebob Said. "You should have gone along time ago" He then jumps toward the screen. I could see those eyes again.. "Hehehe, I will get you one day...." It cuts to the credits.

Why did I re-see a segment from a previous episode?

5/14/17
Evil Spongebob is a apparent spinoff of the original pilot episode. How do I know this? I was rewatching the episode and found a lot a similar scenes from the pilot on the episode. I don't know why they would rip off the pilot with "Evil Spongebob"

I also got a strange email yesterday.

"Dude, I live close to you I should like hangout or ......" This guys name is Matt. He would later become my friend.

Matt knocked on my door Andy I answered it. "Hey Aidan?, Are you that dude that makes the blog?" I replied with "Yes" "I need to tell you something." So me and Matt sat down on the couch. "I found that warehouse type building were the episodes are produced." I was sorta amused that he found the place. "I found a Crapoad of Tapes in the place." He gave me 24 VHS Tapes with certain names on it. Most of them I watched but some I didn't watch. "I seen this Wierd guy too" He showed me the picture of Philip he is the same from the last time I saw him. He told me the rest of his story and left my house.

I do have a question: Why did he go into the warehouse were Phillip was?

6/19/17
Hey Guys, it‘s been well over a month since I last posted anything on this blog. During the time I was gone I was researching Spongebob's Schizophrenia for a bit and this is what I found.

1. Spongebob's Schizophrenia was originally supposed to have 10 seasons but was lowered to a unknown number.

2. There is Apperantly More Episodes on its wikia

3. The Series has grown a I can't literally believe this but a Fanbase, I'm not even joking.

4. There is a total of 26 cast and crew members for the series.

That's all I have found. See ya later.

11/14/17
Uh hi guys, long time no see. I haven’t been updating this blog for a pretty good reason, I don’t want Philip finding me. He almost killed me. Let me explain.

So back in June, I went back to that warehouse to see if Philip was still there and to my surprise he was there. He was in a corner to my right murmuring to himself. His clothes were raggedy and his hair was literally standing up. The good thing about being there is that I brought my knife to finish him off.

I got closer to him and he sensed me, he looked right at me dead in the eyes and jumped at me. I got my knife and stabbed him in his leg. He screamed in pain as I took my knife out of his leg. He started to crawl at me while screaming. He bit my foot and I fell to the ground.

He started to rip my hair out and ripping my clothes off. His right hand went into his jean pocket which revealed a gun. He put the gun next to my temple and said “Prepare to die, mother freaker” His index finger went to the trigger. I had a few seconds before I was gonna die, so I had to act fast. I kicked him in the spot where it really hurts and collapsed to the floor.

I ran as fast as I can from the warehouse and got in my car. I stepped on the petal and got out of there.

When I got home, I looked at my emails and got this strange email in which I assume is Philip.

“Dear Aidan,

It’s Philip, you know the one the you kicked the in the spot where it really hurts, well you messed with the wrong mother freaker, you piece of Stupid crap, I hope you die and go to heck.

From Philip.”

Oh well then.

12/29/17
Merry late Christmas and Happy New Year! It’s been over a month since I last posted on this blog, so I wanted to update on what’s been going on with my life.

I got another email from Andrew:

“Hey Aidan,

I found another episode of Spongebob’s Schizophrenia. This one has no label or anything on it. It’s a 30mm reel and I found it in a hole near a studio that was out in a field. It was in a dug up hole covered with bricks. The reel itself looks a bit damaged. I’m not sure what’s on it, because I haven’t watched it. I will send you it. If you do watch it, can you email me what was on the reel? Thanks.

From, Andrew Schizo.

Oh boy, another reel. I’m not amused by it, it’s most likely that it is damaged. I don’t know I’ll see you guys later.

12/29/17 (7:30 PM)
Holy crap, I heard knocking at my front window. I checked it out a couple minutes ago and no one was there. As I type this, there is constant knocking at my front window. That’s it, I’m grabbing my gun.

4/14/18
I haven’t been getting much sleep in the past few months. I’ve been stalked by that gosh darn Philip guy. Ever since I went back to the warehouse nearly a year ago, he’s been stalking me ever since. Andrew hasn’t emailed me in months and I never got that reel that Andrew promised me in his email. I feel like he lied to me about the reel and never had it. There was a news bulletin on the tv earlier today about a deranged sociopath on the loose. I was assuming it was someone else, but surprisingly Philip’s name appeared on screen. As I seen this, I heard police sirens near my house. Everything was silent for a few minutes and then a loud scream was heard not far from my apartment. I hope the police got Philip.

I have to get a couple of groceries and do some other crap today so I will update my blog if anything else happens.

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