Thread:Biondipastas/@comment-38729666-20190730130558/@comment-34213005-20190812171006

I'm gonna put up the scripts anyway. This is the Asgardian refugee vessel Statesman. We are under assault. I repeat, we are under assault. The engines are dead, life support failing. Requesting aid from any vessel within range. We are 22 jump points out of Asgard. Our crew is made up of Asgardian families. We have very few soldiers here. This is not a warcraft. I repeat, this is not a warcraft. Hear me and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan. You may think this is suffering. No. It is salvation. Universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile. For even in death, you have become Children of Thanos. I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right... yet to fail, nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. But I ask you, to what end? Dread it, run from it... destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say... I am. You talk too much. The Tesseract. Or your brother's head. I assume you have a preference. Oh, I do. Kill away. All right, stop! We don't have the Tesseract. It was destroyed on Asgard. You really are the worst brother. I assure you, brother... the sun will shine on us again. Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian. Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk. Let him have his fun. Allfathers... let the dark magic flow through me one last... time. That was a mistake. No! You're going to die for that. Shh. My humble personage... bows before your grandeur. No other being has ever had the might... nay, the nobility... to wield not one, but two Infinity Stones. The universe lies within your grasp. There are two more stones on Earth. Find them, my children, and bring them to me on Titan. Father, we will not fail you. If I might interject. If you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that arena. If you consider failure experience. I consider experience experience. Almighty Thanos... I, Loki, prince of Asgard... Odinson... the rightful king of Jotunheim... god of mischief... do hereby pledge to you... my undying fidelity. Undying? You should choose your words more carefully. You... will never be... a god. No! No resurrections this time. No. Loki. Seriously, you don't have any money? Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual. I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham on rye. Oh. Wait, wait, wait. I think I have 200. Dollars? - Rupees. - Which is? Uh, buck and a half. What do you want? I wouldn't say no to a tuna melt. Thanos is coming. He's coming. Who? Slow down, slow down. I'll spell it out for you. You're totally rambling. - No, I'm not. - You lost me. Look, you know how you're having a dream, and in the dream you gotta pee. - Yeah. - Okay. And then you're like, "Oh, my God. "There's no bathrooms. What am I gonna do? - "Oh, someone's watching." - Right. "Oh, I'm gonna go in my pants." And then you wake up and in real life you actually have to pee. - Yes. - Yeah. - Okay. - Everybody has that. Right, that's the point I'm trying to make. Apropos of that, last night I dreamt we had a kid. It was so real. We named him after your eccentric uncle. Uh, what was his name? - Right. - Morgan! Morgan. - So you woke up... - Naturally. ...and thought that we were... - Expecting. - Yeah. - Yes? - No. I had a dream about it. It was so real. If you wanted to have a kid... you wouldn't have done that. I'm glad you brought this up, 'cause it's nothing. It's just a housing unit for nanoparticles. You're not helping your case, okay? No, this is detachable. It's not a... You don't need that. I know, I had the surgery. I'm just trying to protect us... and future usses and that's it. Just in case there's a monster in the closet. - Instead of, you know... - Shirts. You know me so well. - God. - You finish all my sentences. You should have shirts in your closet. Yeah. You know what there should be? No more surprises. We're gonna have a nice dinner tonight. Show off this Harry Winston. Right? And we should have no more surprises. Ever. I should promise you. - Yes. - I will. Thank you. Tony Stark. I'm Doctor Stephen Strange. I need you to come with me. Oh, uh, congratulations on the wedding, by the way. I'm sorry, you giving out tickets to something? We need your help. It's not overselling it to say that the fate of the universe is at stake. And who's "we"? Hey, Tony. Bruce. - Pepper. - Hi. - Oh. - You okay? At the dawn of the universe, there was nothing. Then... Boom. The Big Bang sent six elemental crystals... hurtling across the virgin universe. These Infinity Stones each control an essential aspect of existence. Space. Reality. Power. Soul. Mind. And Time. Tell me his name again. Thanos. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets. He takes what he wants. He wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York, that's him. This is it. What's our timeline? No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones. That already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe. If he gets his hands on all six stones, Tony... He could destroy life on a scale hitherto undreamt of. Did you seriously just say "hitherto undreamt of"? Are you seriously leaning on the Cauldron of the Cosmos? Is that what it is? I'm going to allow that. If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down a garbage disposal? No can do. We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives. And I swore off dairy... but then Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me. - Stark Raving Hazelnuts. - Not bad. A bit chalky. A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge is our favorite. - That's a thing? - Whatever. Point is, things change. Our oath to protect the Time Stone cannot change. And this stone may be the best chance we have against Thanos. Yeah, so conversely, it may also be his best chance against us. Well, if we don't do our jobs. What is your job exactly? Besides making balloon animals. Protecting your reality, douchebag. Okay, guys. Could we table this discussion right now? The fact is we have this stone. We know where it is. Vision is out there somewhere with the Mind Stone... and we have to find him now. Yeah, that's the thing. What do you mean? Two weeks ago, Vision turned off his transponder. He's offline. - What? - Yeah. Tony, you lost another super-bot? I didn't lose him. He's more than that. He's evolving. Who could find Vision then? Shit. Probably Steve Rogers. Oh, great. Maybe. But... Call him. It's not that easy. God, we haven't caught up in a spell, have we? No. The Avengers broke up. We're toast. Broke up? Like a band? Like... Like the Beatles? Cap and I fell out hard. We're not on speaking terms. Tony, listen to me. Thor's gone. Thanos is coming. It doesn't matter who you're talking to or not. Flip phone. Say, Doc, you wouldn't happen to be moving your hair, would ya? Not at the moment, no. You okay? - Help him! - Banner! - Wong! Look alive! - Go, go! We got it! Friday, what am I looking at? Not sure. I'm working on it. Hey! You might wanna put that Time Stone in your back pocket, Doc! Might wanna use it. Ned, hey. I need you to cause a distraction. Holy shit. We're all gonna die! There's a spaceship! - What's going on? - Oh, my God! What's the matter with you kids? You never seen a spaceship before? Friday, evac anyone south of 43rd Street. Notify first responders. Will do. Hear me and rejoice. You are about to die at the hands of the Children of Thanos. Be thankful... that your meaningless lives are now contributing... I'm sorry, Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here. Stonekeeper. Does this chattering animal speak for you? Certainly not. I speak for myself. You're trespassing in this city and on this planet. He means get lost, Squidward. He exhausts me. Bring me the stone. Banner, you want a piece? Mmm, no, not really. But when do I ever get what I want? That's right. Okay. Push! It's been a while. It's gonna be good to have you, buddy. Okay. Shh. Let me just... I need to concentrate here for a second. Come on, come on, man. God! Where's your guy? I don't know. We've sorta been having a thing. - It's no time for a thing. - I know. That's the thing right there. Let's go. Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards. Tony, I'm sorry. Either I can't or he won't. It's okay. Hey, stand down. Keep an eye on him. Thank you. - I have him. - Damn it. Where'd that come from? It's nanotech. You like it? A little something I... Doctor Banner, if the rest of your green friend won't be joining us... Gotta get that stone outta here, now. It stays with me. Exactly. Bye. Tony, you okay? - How we doing? Good? Bad? - Really, really good. Really good. Do you plan on helping out? I'm trying. He won't come out. Hammer. Come on, Hulk! What are you doing to me? Come out! Come out! Come out! No! What do you mean, "no"? Hey, man. What's up, Mr. Stark? - Kid, where'd you come from? - A field trip to MoMA. Uh, what is this guy's problem, Mr. Stark? Uh, he's from space. He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard. Your powers are quaint. You must be popular with children. It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable. Then I'll take it off your corpse. You'll find removing a dead man's spell troublesome. You'll only wish you were dead. No! Kid, that's the wizard. Get on it. On it! Not cool. Gotcha! Wait! Uh, Mr. Stark, I'm being beamed up. Hang on, kid. Oh! Ugh. Wong, you're invited to my wedding. Give me a little juice, Friday. Unlock 17:A. Pete, you gotta let go. I'm gonna catch you. But you said save the wizard! I can't breathe. We're too high up. You're running out of air. Yeah. That makes sense. Mr. Stark, it smells like a new car in here! Happy trails, kid. - Friday, send him home. - Yep. Oh, come on! Boss, incoming call from Miss Potts. Tony? Oh, my God. Are you all right? What's going on? Yeah, I'm fine. I just think we might have to push our 8:30 res. Why? Just 'cause I'll probably not make it back for a while. Tell me you're not on that ship. Yeah. God, no, please tell me you're not on the ship. Honey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I don't know what to say. Come back here, Tony. I swear to God. - Pep. - Come back here right now. Come back. Boss, we're losing her. I'm going too. Oh, my God! I shoulda stayed on the bus. Where you going? The Time Stone's been taken. The Sanctum remains unguarded. What will you do? I'm gonna make a call. Sing it, Drax! Why are we doing this again? It's a distress signal, Rocket. Someone could be dying. I get that, but why are we doing it? 'Cause we're nice. And maybe whoever it is will give us a little cheddar cheese for our effort. - Which isn't the point. - Which isn't the point. I mean, if he doesn't pony up... We take his ship. - Exactly! - Bingo! All right! We are arriving. All right, Guardians, don't forget this might be dangerous... so let's put on our mean faces. Groot, put that thing away, now. I don't wanna tell you again. Groot. I am Groot! - Whoa! - Language! - Hey! - Wow. You got some acorns on you, kid. Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total d-hole. Now, keep it up, and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces. What happened? Oh, my God. Looks like we're not getting paid. Wipers! Wipers! Get it off. How the hell is this dude still alive? He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... This is a man. A handsome, muscular man. I'm muscular. But who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat. Yeah, right. It's true, Quill. You have put on weight. What? Gamora, do you think I'm... He is anxious, angry. He feels tremendous loss and guilt. It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel. Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay. I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells. You know you can't eat dumbbells, right? It's like his muscles are made of Cotati metal fibers. Stop massaging his muscles. Wake him up. Wake. Who the hell are you guys? The entire time I knew Thanos, he only ever had one goal. To bring balance to the universe by wiping out half of all life. He used to kill people planet by planet, massacre by massacre. Including my own. If he gets all six Infinity Stones... he can do it with the snap of his fingers like this. You seem to know a great deal about Thanos. Gamora is the daughter of Thanos. Your father killed my brother. Oh, boy. Stepfather, technically. And she hates him as much as you do. Families can be tough. Before my father died, he told me that I had a half-sister... that he imprisoned in Hel. And then she returned home and stabbed me in the eye. So I had to kill her. That's life though, isn't it, I guess. Goes round and round and... I feel your pain. I feel your pain as well, because... I mean, it's not a competition, but I've been through a lot. My father killed my mother. And then I had to kill my father. That was hard. Probably even harder than having to kill a sister. Plus, I came out with both my eyes, which was... I need a hammer, not a spoon. How do I open this thing? Is there some sort of, uh... A four-digit code, maybe? Maybe a birthdate. - Uh, what are you doing? - Taking your pod. No, you're not. You will not be taking our pod today, sir. Uh... Quill, are you making your voice deeper? - No. - You are. You're imitating the god-man. It's weird. No, I'm not. - He just did it again! - This is my voice. Are you mocking me? - Are you mocking me? - Stop it. You did it again. He's trying to copy me. I need you to stop doing that. - Enough! - He's doing it first. We need to stop Thanos. Which means we need to find out where he's going next. Knowhere. He must be going somewhere. No, no. Knowhere? It's a place. We've been there. It sucks. - Excuse me, that's our food. - Not anymore. Thor, why would he go to Knowhere? Because for years... the Reality Stone's been safely stored there with a man called the Collector. If it's with the Collector, then it's not safe. Only an idiot would give that man a stone. - Or a genius. - How do you know... he's not going for one of the other stones? There are six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone... because he stole it last week when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me... when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth. They're with the Avengers. - The Avengers? - Earth's mightiest heroes. Like Kevin Bacon? He may be on the team. I don't know. I haven't been there in a while. As for the Soul Stone, well, no one's ever seen that. No one even knows where it is. Therefore Thanos can't get it. Therefore he's going to Knowhere. Hence he'll be getting the Reality Stone. You're welcome. Then we have to go to Knowhere now. Wrong. Where we have to go is Nidavellir. - That's a made-up word. - All words are made up. Nidavellir is real? Seriously? That place is a legend. They make the most powerful, horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. I would very much like to go there, please. The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you. Rabbit? Only Eitri the Dwarf can make me the weapon I need. I assume you're the captain, sir. You're very perceptive. You seem like a noble leader. Will you join me on my quest to Nidavellir? Let me just ask the captain. Oh, wait a second, it's me! - Yeah. I'll go. - Wonderful! Uh, except for that I'm the captain. Quiet. - That's my backpack. - Go sit down. Look, this is my ship. And I'm not goin' to... Wait, what kinda weapon are we talkin' about here? The Thanos-killing kind. Don't you think that we should all have a weapon like that? No. You simply lack the strength to wield them. Your bodies would crumble as your minds collapsed into madness. Is it weird that I wanna do it even more now? Mmm, a little bit, yeah. If we don't go to Knowhere and Thanos retrieves another stone... he'll be too powerful to stop. - He already is. - I got it figured out. We got two ships and a large assortment of morons. So me and Groot will go with the pirate angel here. And the morons will go to Knowhere to try to stop Thanos. - Cool? Cool. - So cool. For the record... I know that you're going with him because it's where Thanos isn't. You know, you really shouldn't talk that way to your captain, Quill. Come on, Groot. Put that game down. You'll rot your brain. I bid you farewell and good luck, morons. Bye. Vis? Is it the stone again? It's as if it's speaking to me. What does it say? I don't... I don't know, but something. Hey. Tell me what you feel. I just feel you. So there's a 10:00 a.m. to Glasgow... which would give us more time together before you went back. What if I miss that train? There's an 11:00. What if I missed all the trains? What if this time I didn't go back? But you gave Stark your word. I'd rather give it to you. Well, there are people who are expecting me too, you know. We both made promises. Not to each other. Wanda. For two years, we've stolen these moments... trying to see if this could work and... I don't know. You know what, I'm just gonna speak for myself. I think... - It works. - It works. It works. Stay. Stay with me. Or not. If I'm overstepping... What are they? What the stone was warning me about. I have to go. No, Vision. Vision, if that's true, then maybe going isn't the best idea. Wanda, I... Vision! The blade, it stopped me from phasing. - Is that even possible? - It isn't supposed to be. My systems are failing. I'm beginning to think we should have stayed in bed. Vis! Give up the stone, and she lives. Hands off. Come on. Come on. Come on, you gotta get up. You gotta get up. Come on. Hey. Hey. We have to go. Please. Please leave. You asked me to stay. - I'm staying. - Please. - Get up. - I can't. We don't wanna kill you, but we will. You'll never get the chance again. Can you stand? Thank you, Captain. Let's get you on the jet. Now, I thought we had a deal. Stay close, check in, don't take any chances. I'm sorry. We just wanted time. Where to, Cap? Home. We'll be safe. We'll be safe. Zehobereians. Mother! Where's my mother? Choose a side or die. Mother! One side is a revelation... the other an honor known only to a few. What's wrong, little one? My mother. Where is my mother? What's your name? Gamora. You're quite the fighter, Gamora. Come. Let me help you. Look. Pretty, isn't it? Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Too much to one side or the other... Here. You try. Now, go in peace to meet your maker. Uh-uh. Concentrate. There. You've got it. Gamora. Do you know if these grenades are the blow-off-your-junk kind or the gas kind? Because I was thinking about hanging a couple on my belt right here. But I don't want to if they're the... I need to ask a favor. Yeah, sure. One way or another, the path that we're on leads to Thanos. Which is what the grenades are for. Uh, I'm sorry. What's the favor? If things go wrong... If Thanos gets me... I want you to promise me... you'll kill me. What? I know something he doesn't. And if he finds it out, the entire universe could be at risk. What do you know? If I tell you, you'd know too. If it's so important... shouldn't I? Only if you wanna die. Why does somebody always have to die in this scenario? Just... Trust me. And possibly kill me. I mean, I'd like to. I really would. But you... Swear to me. Swear to me on your mother. Okay. Okay. - Oh. - Dude. How long have you been standing there? An hour. An hour? Are you serious? I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye. Watch. You're eating a zarg-nut. But my movement... was so slow... that it's imperceptible. Mmm, no. I'm sure I'm invisible. Hi, Drax. Damn it. This place looks deserted. I'm reading movement in the third quadrant. Yep, I'm picking that up too. Let's put down right here. I don't have it. Everyone in the galaxy knows you'd sell your own brother... if you thought it would add even the slightest trinket... to your pathetic collection. I know you have the Reality Stone, Tivan. Giving it to me will spare you a great deal of suffering. I told you. I sold it. Why would I lie? I imagine it's like breathing for you. Like suicide. You do understand. Not even you would surrender something so precious. I didn't know what it was. Then you're more of a fool than I took you for. It's him. Last chance, charlatan. Where's the stone? Today... Drax. Drax. ...he pays for the deaths of my wife and daughter. Drax, wait. Not yet, not yet, not yet. Drax. Drax, Drax, Drax. Listen to me. He doesn't have the stone yet. If we get it, then we can stop him. We have to get the stone first. Yeah. No. No. For Ovette, for Camaria. Sleep. Okay. Gamora, Mantis, you go right. The other right. Why? Why you, daughter? That was quick. Magnificent! Magnificent! Magnificent! Is that sadness I sense in you, daughter? In my heart, I knew you still cared. But one never knows for sure. Reality is often disappointing. That is, it was. Now... reality can be whatever I want. You knew I'd come. I counted on it. There's something we need to discuss, little one. Thanos! No! Let her go, Grimace. Peter. I told you to go right. Now? Really? You let her go! Ah, the boyfriend. No. Like to think of myself more as a Titan-killing, long-term booty call. - Let her go. - Peter. I'm gonna blow that nutsack of a chin right off your face. Not him. You promised. You promised. Oh, daughter. You expect too much from him. She's asked, hasn't she? Do it. Mmm. Do it! I told you to go right. I love you more than anything. I love you too. I like him. Still no word from Vision? Satellites lost him somewhere over Edinburgh. On a stolen Quinjet with four of the world's most wanted criminals. You know they're only criminals because you've chosen to call them that, right, sir? My God, Rhodes. Your talent for horseshit rivals my own. If it weren't for those Accords, Vision would've been right here. I remember your signature on those papers, Colonel. That's right. And I'm pretty sure I paid for that. You have second thoughts? Not anymore. Mr. Secretary. You got some nerve. I'll give you that. You could use some of that right now. The world's on fire. And you think all is forgiven? I'm not looking for forgiveness. And I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender. So we're here to fight. And if you wanna stand in our way... we'll fight you too. Arrest them. All over it. That's a court-martial. It's great to see you, Cap. You too, Rhodey. Hey. Wow. You guys... really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple years. Yeah, well, the hotels weren't exactly five star. Uh, I think you look great. Uh... Yeah, I'm back. Hi, Bruce. Nat. This is awkward. So we gotta assume they're coming back, right? And they can clearly find us. We need all hands on deck. Where's Clint? After the whole Accords situation, he and Scott took a deal. It was too tough on their families. They're on house arrest. - Who's Scott? - Ant-Man. There's an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man? Okay, look. Thanos has the biggest army in the universe... and he is not gonna stop until he gets... Vision's stone. Then we have to protect it. No, we have to destroy it. I've been giving a good deal of thought to this entity in my head. About its nature. But also its composition. I think if it were exposed to a sufficiently powerful energy source... something very similar to its own signature, perhaps... its molecular integrity could fail. Yeah, and you with it. We're not having this conversation. Eliminating the stone is the only way to be certain that Thanos can't get it. That's too high a price. Only you have the power to pay it. Thanos threatens half the universe. One life cannot stand in the way of defeating him. But it should. We don't trade lives, Vision. Captain, 70 years ago, you laid down your life... to save how many millions of people? Tell me, why is this any different? Because you might have a choice. Your mind is made up of a complex construct of overlays. Jarvis, Ultron, Tony, me, the stone. All of them mixed together, all of them learning from one another. You're saying Vision isn't just the stone? I'm saying that if we take out the stone... there's still a whole lot of Vision left. Perhaps the best parts. Can we do that? Not me, not here. Well, you better find someone and somewhere fast. Ross isn't just gonna let you guys have your old rooms back. I know somewhere. The Kingsguard and the Dora Milaje have been alerted. And the Border Tribe? Those that are left. Send word to the Jabari as well. M'Baku likes a good fight. And what of this one? This one may be tired of war. But the White Wolf has rested long enough. Where's the fight? On its way. In all the time I've served Thanos... I have never failed him. If I were to reach our rendezvous on Titan... with the Time Stone still attached to your vaguely irritating person... there would be judgment. Give me... the stone. Wow, you're a seriously loyal piece of outerwear, aren't you? Yeah, uh, speaking of loyalty... What the... - I know what you're gonna say. - You should not be here. - I was gonna go home. - I don't wanna hear it. But it was such a long way down and I just thought - about you on the way... - And now I gotta hear it. ...and kinda stuck to the side of the ship. And this suit is ridiculously intuitive, by the way. God damn it. So, if anything, it's kinda your fault that I'm here. - What did you just say? - I take that back. And now, I'm here in space. Yeah, right where I didn't want you to be. This isn't Coney Island. This isn't a field trip. This is a one-way ticket. You hear me? Don't pretend you thought this through. No, I did think this through. You could not have possibly thought this through. You can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man... if there's no neighborhood. Okay, that didn't really make sense, but you know what I'm trying to say. Come on. We got a situation. See him down there? He's in trouble. What's your plan? - Go. - Um... Okay, okay... Uh... Okay. Did you ever see this really old movie, Aliens? Painful, aren't they? They were originally designed for microsurgery. And any one of them... could end your friend's life in an instant. I gotta tell you, he's not really my friend. Saving his life is more of a professional courtesy. You've saved nothing. Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine. Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies. Yes! Wait. What are those? Hey, we haven't officially met. Cool. We gotta turn this ship around. Yeah, now he wants to run. Great plan. No, I want to protect the stone. And I want you to thank me. Now, go ahead. I'm listening. For what? Nearly blasting me into space? Who just saved your magical ass? Me. I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet. Admit it, you should've ducked out when I told you to. I tried to bench you. You refused. Unlike everyone else in your life, I don't work for you. And due to that fact, we're now in a flying doughnut... billions of miles from Earth with no backup. - I'm backup. - No, you're a stowaway. The adults are talking. I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here. What is he, your ward? No. - I'm Peter, by the way. - Doctor Strange. Oh, you're using our made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then. This ship is self-correcting its course. Thing's on autopilot. Can we control it? Fly us home? - Stark? - Yeah. Can you get us home? Yeah, I heard you. I'm thinking I'm not so sure we should. Under no circumstances can we bring the Time Stone to Thanos. I don't think you quite understand what's at stake here. What? No. It's you who doesn't understand... that Thanos has been inside my head for six years. Since he sent an army to New York and now he's back. And I don't know what to do. So I'm not so sure if it's a better plan to fight him on our turf or his... but you saw what they did, what they can do. At least on his turf, he's not expecting it. So I say we take the fight to him. Doctor. Do you concur? All right, Stark. We go to him. But you have to understand... if it comes to saving you or the kid or the Time Stone... I will not hesitate to let either of you die. I can't, because the universe depends on it. Nice. Good, moral compass. We're straight. All right, kid. You're an Avenger now. I thought you might be hungry. I always hated that chair. So I've been told. Even so, I'd hoped you'd sit in it one day. I hated this room. This ship. I hated my life. You told me that too. Every day. For almost 20 years. I was a child when you took me. I saved you. No. No. We were happy on my home planet. Going to bed hungry... scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I'm the one who stopped that. Do you know what's happened since then? The children born... have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It's a paradise. Because you murdered half the planet. A small price to pay for salvation. You're insane. Little one, it's a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction. You don't know that! I'm the only one who knows that. At least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it. For a time... you had that same will... as you fought by my side. Daughter. I'm not your daughter. Everything I hate about myself you taught me. And, in doing so, made you the fiercest woman in the galaxy. That's why I trusted you to find the Soul Stone. I'm sorry I disappointed you. I am disappointed. But not because you didn't find it. But because you did. And you lied. Nebula. Don't do this. Some time ago, your sister snuck aboard this ship to kill me. Please don't do this. And very nearly succeeded. So I brought her here. To talk. Stop. Stop it. I swear to you on my life. I never found the Soul Stone. Accessing memory files. You know what he's about to do. He's finally ready, and he's going for the stones. - All of them. - He can never get them all. He will! He can't, Nebula. Because I found the map to the Soul Stone... and I burned it to ash. I burned it. You're strong. Me. You're generous. Me. But I never taught you to lie. That's why you're so bad at it. Where is the Soul Stone? Vormir! The stone is on Vormir. Show me. I am Groot. Tinkle in the cup. We're not looking. What's there to see? What's a twig? Everybody's seen a twig before. I am Groot. Tree, pour what's in the cup out into space and go in the cup again. You speak Groot? Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective. I am Groot. You'll know when we're close. Nidavellir's forge harnesses the blazing power of a neutron star. It's the birthplace of my hammer. It's truly awesome. Okay, time to be the captain. So, dead brother, huh? Yeah, that could be annoying. Well, he's been dead before. But, no, this time I think it really might be true. And you said your sister and your dad? Both dead. But still got a mom, though? Killed by a dark elf. A best friend? Stabbed through the heart. You sure you're up to this particular murder mission? Absolutely. Rage and vengeance, anger, loss, regret... they're all tremendous motivators. They really clear the mind. So I'm good to go. Yeah, but this Thanos we're talkin' about... he's the toughest there is. - Well, he's never fought me. - Yeah, he has. He's never fought me twice. And I'm getting a new hammer, don't forget. It better be some hammer. You know, I'm 1,500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would've rather killed me, but none succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest in a long line of bastards... and he'll be the latest to feel my vengeance. Fate wills it so. Mmm-hmm. And what if you're wrong? If I'm wrong, then... what more could I lose? I could lose a lot. Me, personally, I could lose a lot. Okay. If fate does want you to kill that crapsack... you're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball. - What's this? - What's it look like? Some jerk lost a bet with me on Contraxia. He gave you his eye? No, he gave me 100 credits. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye. Thank you, sweet rabbit. Hmm. Huh? Oh. I would've washed that. The only way I could sneak it off Contraxia was up my... Hey, we're here! I don't think this thing works. Everything seems dark. It ain't the eye. Something's wrong. The star's gone out. And the rings are frozen. I hope these dwarves are better at forging than they are cleaning. Maybe they realized that they live in a junk pile in the middle of space. This forge hasn't gone dark in centuries. You said Thanos had a gauntlet, right? Yes, why? It look anything like that? I am Groot. Go back to the pod. Eitri, wait! Stop! Stop. Thor? What happened here? You were supposed to protect us. Asgard was supposed to protect us. Asgard is destroyed. Eitri, the glove. What did you do? 300 dwarves lived on this ring. I thought if I did what he asked, they'd be safe. I made what he wanted. A device capable of harnessing the power of the stones. Then he killed everyone anyway. All except me. "Your life is yours," he said. "But your hands are mine alone." Eitri, this isn't about your hands. Every weapon you've ever designed, every axe, hammer, sword... it's all inside your head. Now, I know it feels like all hope is lost. Trust me, I know. But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos. Mantis, listen very carefully. I need you to meet me on Titan. Hey, what's going on? I think we're here. I don't think this rig has a self-park function. Get your hand inside the steering gimbal. Close those around it. - You understand? - Yep, got it. This was meant for one big guy, so we gotta - move at the same time. - Okay, okay. Ready. We might wanna turn. Turn! Turn! Turn! You all right? That was close. I owe you one. Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something... and I eat one of you, I'm sorry. I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand? I'm trying to say that something is coming. Thanos! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Please don't put your eggs in me! Stay down, clown. Die, blanket of death! Everybody stay where you are. Chill the eff out. I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where is Gamora? Yeah. I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora? I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora? Tell me where the girl is or I swear to you I'm gonna French fry this little freak. Let's do it. You shoot my guy and I'll blast him. Let's go! Do it, Quill! I can take it. - No, he can't take it! - She's right. You can't. Oh, yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine. I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself. Starting with you. Wait, what, Thanos? All right, let me ask you this one time. What master do you serve? What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, "Jesus"? You're from Earth. I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri. Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit. What are you hassling us for? So you're not with Thanos? With Thanos? No, I'm here to kill Thanos. He took my girl. Wait, who are you? - We're the Avengers, man. - Oh. You're the ones Thor told us about. You know Thor? Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving. Where is he now? This is the plan? We're gonna hit him with a brick? It's a mold. A king's weapon. Meant to be the greatest in Asgard. In theory, it could even summon the Bifrost. Did it have a name? Stormbreaker. That's a bit much. So how do we make it? You'll have to restart the forge. Awaken the heart of a dying star. Rabbit, fire up the pod. The hell happened to this planet? It's eight degrees off its axis. Gravitational pull is all over the place. Yeah, we got one advantage. He's coming to us. We'll use it. All right, I have a plan. Or at least the beginnings of one. It's pretty simple. We draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy. We just want the gauntlet. Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said? I stopped listening after you said, "We need a plan." Okay, Mr. Clean is on his own page. See, "not winging it" isn't really what they do. Uh, what exactly is it that they do? Kick names, take ass. Yeah, that's right. All right, just get over here, please. Mr. Lord, can you get your folks to circle up? "Mr. Lord." Star-Lord is fine. We gotta coalesce. 'Cause if all we come at him with is a plucky attitude... Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. All right, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except it sucks, so let me do the plan... and that way it might be really good. Tell him about the dance-off to save the universe. - What dance-off? - It's nothing. Like in Footloose, the movie? Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history? It never was. Don't encourage this, all right? - Okay. - We're getting no help - from Flash Gordon here. - Flash Gordon? By the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid... that's 100% you. Your math is blowing my mind. Excuse me. But does your friend often do that? Strange, we all right? You're back. You're all right. - Hi. - Hey, what was that? I went forward in time to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict. How many did you see? 14,000,605. How many did we win? One. The stone had better be up there. For your sister's sake. Welcome, Thanos, son of Alars. Gamora, daughter of Thanos. You know us? It is my curse to know all who journey here. Where is the Soul Stone? You should know... it extracts a terrible price. I am prepared. We all think that at first. We are all wrong. How is it you know this place so well? A lifetime ago, I, too, sought the stones. I even held one in my hand. But it cast me out, banished me here. Guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess. What you seek lies in front of you. As does what you fear. What's this? The price. Soul holds a special place among the Infinity Stones. You might say it has a certain wisdom. Tell me what it needs. To ensure that whoever possesses it... understands its power... the stone demands a sacrifice. Of what? In order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. A soul... for a soul. All my life, I dreamed of a day... a moment... when you got what you deserved. And I was always so disappointed. But now... You kill and torture... and you call it mercy. The universe has judged you. You asked it for a prize, and it told you no. You failed. And do you wanna know why? Because you love nothing. No one. No. Really? Tears? They're not for him. No. This isn't love. I ignored my destiny once. I cannot do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, little one. No! Drop to 2600, heading 0-3-0. I hope you're right about this. Or we're gonna land a lot faster than you want to. When you said we were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world... this is not what I imagined. And what did you imagine? The Olympics. Maybe even a Starbucks. Should we bow? Yeah, he's a king. Seems like I'm always thanking you for something. What are you doing? Uh, we don't do that here. So how big of an assault should we expect? Uh, sir, I think you should expect quite a big assault. How we looking? You will have my Kingsguard, the Border Tribe, the Dora Milaje, and... And a semi-stable 100-year-old man. How you been, Buck? Uh, not bad, for the end of the world. Whoa. The structure is polymorphic. Right, we had to attach each neuron non-sequentially. Why didn't you just reprogram the synapses to work collectively? Because we didn't think of it. I'm sure you did your best. Can you do it? Yes, but there are more than two trillion neurons here. One misalignment could cause a cascade of circuit failures. It will take time, brother. How long? As long as you can give me. Something's entered the atmosphere. Hey, Cap, we got a situation here. God, I love this place. Yeah, don't start celebrating yet, guys. We got more incoming outside the dome. It's too late. We need to destroy the stone now. Vision, get your ass back on the table. We will hold them off. Wanda, as soon as that stone's out of his head... you blow it to hell. I will. Evacuate the city. Engage all defenses. And get this man a shield. I don't think you get the scientifics here. These rings are gigantic. You wanna get them moving... you're gonna need something a lot bigger to yank 'em loose. - Leave that to me. - Leave it to you? Buddy, you're in space. All you got is a rope and a... Fire the engines! More power, rabbit! Well done, boy. That's Nidavellir. Damn it. "Damn it"? What's "damn it"? The mechanism is crippled. - What? - With the iris closed, I can't heat the metal. How long will it take to heat it? A few minutes, maybe more. Why? I'm gonna hold it open. That's suicide. So is facing Thanos without that axe. How we looking, Bruce? Yeah, I think I'm getting the hang of it. Wow! This is amazing, man. It's like being the Hulk without actually... I'm okay. I'm okay. I've got two heat signatures breaking through the tree line. Thank you for standing with us. Where's your other friend? You will pay for his life with yours. Thanos will have that stone. That's not gonna happen. You are in Wakanda now. Thanos will have nothing but dust and blood. We have blood to spare. They surrender? Not exactly. What the hell? Looks like we pissed her off. They're killing themselves. You see the teeth on those things? All right, back up, Sam. You're gonna get your wings singed. Cap, if these things circle the perimeter and get in behind us... there's nothing between them and Vision. Then we better keep 'em in front of us. How do we do that? We open the barrier. On my signal, open North-West Section Seventeen. Requesting confirmation, My King. You said open the barrier? On my signal. This will be the end of Wakanda. Then it will be the noblest ending in history. Wakanda forever! Now! How much longer, Shuri? I've barely begun, brother. You might want to pick up the pace. Allfathers, give me strength. You understand, boy? You're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you. Only if I die. Yes. That's what killing you means. Hold it! Hold it, Thor! Thor! Say something. Come on. Thor, you okay? I think he's dying. He needs the axe! Where's the handle? Tree, help me find the handle! There's too many of 'em! You guys are so screwed now! Bring me Thanos! Oh, yeah. You're much more of a Thanos. I take it the Maw is dead. This day extracts a heavy toll. Still, he accomplished his mission. You may regret that. He brought you face-to-face with the Master of the Mystic Arts. And where do you think he brought you? Let me guess. Your home? It was. And it was beautiful. Titan was like most planets. Too many mouths, not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution. Genocide. But random, dispassionate, fair to rich and poor alike. They called me a madman. And what I predicted came to pass. Congratulations, you're a prophet. I'm a survivor. Who wants to murder trillions. With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. I call that mercy. And then what? I'd finally rest... and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills. I think you'll find our will equal to yours. Our? Piece of cake, Quill. Yeah, if your goal was to piss him off. Boom! Don't let him close his fist. Magic. More magic. Magic with a kick. Magic with a... Insect! Well, well. You should've killed me. It would've been a waste of parts! Where's Gamora? Is he under? Don't let up. Be quick. He is very strong. Parker, help! Get over here. She can't hold him much longer. Let's go. We gotta open his fingers to get it off. I thought you'd be hard to catch. For the record, this was my plan. You're not so strong now, huh? Where is Gamora? My Gamora. No, bullshit! Where is she? He is in anguish. Good. He... He mourns. What does this monster have to mourn? Gamora. What? He took her to Vormir. He came back with the Soul Stone. But she didn't. Okay, Quill, you gotta cool it right now. You understand? Don't, don't. Don't engage. We almost got this off! Tell me she's lying. Asshole, tell me you didn't do it! I had to. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. - No, you didn't! - Quill! Hey, stop! Hey, stop! Stop! Hey, stop! Stop! It's coming, it's coming. I got it, I got it! Oh, God. Come and get some, space dogs! Come on! Get some! Get some! Come on! Get some! - How much for the gun? - Not for sale. Okay. How much for the arm? Oh, I'll get that arm. New haircut? Noticed you've copied my beard. By the way, this is a friend of mine, Tree. I am Groot. I am Steve Rogers. Fall back! Fall back, now! Focus that fire on the left flank, Sam. I'm doing it. Why was she up there all this time? She's on the field. Take it. Guys, we got a Vision situation here. Somebody get to Vision! - I got him! - On my way. He'll die alone. As will you. She's not alone. Oh, no, you don't. This isn't gonna be like New York, pal. This suit's already kicked the crap outta the Hulk. What? No! No! Guys! Vision needs backup, now! Hulk? Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second. Well, this is it, man. This is the last, last second. Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! No! Oh, screw you, you big, green asshole! I'll do it myself! Come on! Yeah! See ya! Hulk, we got a lot to figure out, pal. I thought you were formidable, machine. But you're dying, like any man. Get outta here! Go! That was really gross. I thought I told you to go. We don't trade lives, Captain. I got you. I got you. I'm sorry I can't remember anybody's names. You're full of tricks, wizard. Yet you never once used your greatest weapon. A fake. You throw another moon at me, and I'm gonna lose it. Stark. You know me? I do. You're not the only one cursed with knowledge. My only curse is you. Come on! All that for a drop of blood. You have my respect, Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you. Stop. Spare his life... and I will give you the stone. No tricks. Don't. One to go. Where is he? Did we just lose? Why would you do that? We're in the endgame now. Are you okay? What? What is it? He's here. Everyone, on my position. We have incoming. What the hell? Cap. That's him. Eyes up. Stay sharp. Wanda. It's time. No. They can't stop him, Wanda, but we can. Look at me. You have the power to destroy the stone. Don't. You must do it. Wanda, please. We are out of time. I can't. Yes, you can. You can. If he gets the stone, half the universe dies. It's not fair. It shouldn't be you, but it is. It's all right. You could never hurt me. I just feel you. It's all right. It's all right. I love you. I understand, my child. Better than anyone. You could never. Today, I lost more than you can know. But now is no time to mourn. Now is no time at all. No! I told you... you'd die for that. You should have... You should... You should have gone for the head. No! Daughter? Did you do it? Yes. What did it cost? Everything. What did you do? What'd you do? Where'd he go? Thor. Where'd he go? Steve? Up, General. Up! This is no place to die. I am Groot. Oh... No, no, no! Groot! No. Sam! Sam, where you at? Something's happening. Quill? Steady, Quill. Oh, man. Tony. There was no other way. Mr. Stark? I don't feel so good. You're all right. I don't... I don't know what's happening. I don't know... I don't want to go. I don't want to go, sir. Please. Please, I don't want to go. I don't want to go. I'm sorry. He did it. What is this? What the hell is happening? Oh, God. Still no word from Stark? No, not yet. We're watching every satellite on both hemispheres, but still nothing. What is it? Multiple bogeys over Wakanda. Same energy signature as New York? Ten times bigger. Tell Klein we'll meet him at... Nick! Nick! They okay? There's no one here. Call Control. Code red. Nick. Hill. Oh, no. Mother... - Can you see? - Yeah. - You sure? - Mm-hmm. How about now? Can you see now? All right. Ready? Three fingers. Nice! - Nice throw, kiddo! - Go. Hey, you guys want mayo or mustard, or both? Who wants mayo on a hotdog? Pardon your brothers. Two mustards, please! Thanks, momma. Got it. Nate, mayo or mustard? I want ketchup. Mind your elbow... Good job, Hawkeye! Go get your arrow. Hey, guys. Enough practice. Soup's on. All right. We're coming. We're hungry. Lila, let's go. Lila? Honey? Babe? Babe? Babe? Boys! Boys? Laura! You don't need to do that, because you're just holding the position. Come on. That was close. That's a goal. We're now one a-piece. I would like to try again. We're tied up. Feel the tension? It's fun. That was terrible. Now you have a chance to win. And you won. Congratulations. Fair game. Good sport. You had fun? It was fun. This thing on? Hey, Miss Potts... Pep. If you find this recording... don't post it, on social media. It's gonna be a real tear-jerker. I don't know if you're ever gonna see these. I don't even know if you're still... Oh, God. I hope so... Today is day 21... uh, 22. You know, if it wasn't for the existensial terror of staring into the literal void of space, I'd say, I'm feeling more better today. The infection's run its course, thanks to the blue meanie back there. You'd love her. Very practical. Only a tiny bit sadistic. Some fuel cells were cracked during battle, but we figured out a way to reverse the ion charge to buy ourselves, about, 48 hours of playtime. But it's now dead in the water. We're 1,000 lightyears from the nearest 7-11. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning. That'll be it. And Pep, I... I know I said no more surprises, but I gotta say I was really hoping to pull off one last one. But it looks like... Well, you know what it looks like. Don't feel bad about this. I mean actually if you grovel for a couple weeks, and then, move on with enormous guilt. I should probably lie down. I'm gonna caress my Please know that... When I drift off, it will be goodbye the whole time... I'll think about you. Because it's always you. - Couldn't stop him. - Neither could I. I lost the kid. Tony, we lost. Is, umm... Oh, my God! It's okay. It's been 23 days since Thanos came to Earth. World governments are in pieces. The parts that are still working are trying to take a census, And it looks like he did... He did exactly what he said he was gonna do. Thanos wiped out.. ...fifty percent of all living creatures. Where is he now? Where? We don't know. He just opened a portal and walked through. What's wrong with him? He's pissed. He thinks he failed. Which of course he did, but there's a lot of that goin' around, ain't there? Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-A-Bear. Maybe I am. We've been hunting Thanos for three weeks now. Deep space scans, and satellites, and we got nothing. - Tony you fought him. - Who told you that? Didn't fight him. No. He wiped my face with a planet while a Bleecker Street magician gave away the stone. - That's what happened. There was no fight... - Okay. Did he give you any clues? Any coordinates, anything? Pfft! I saw this coming a few years back. I had a vision. I didn't wanna believe it. Thought I was dreaming. - Tony I'm gonna need you to focus. - And I needed you. As in past tense. That trumps what you need. It's too late, buddy. Sorry. You know what I need? I need to shave. - And I believe I rememeber telling - Tony, Tony, Tony... why that otherwise, that what we needed was a suit of armor around the world. Remember that? Whether it impacted our precious freedoms, or not. That's what we needed. - Well that didn't work out, did it? - I said we'd lose. You said, "We'll do that together, too." Well guess what, Cap? We lost. You weren't there. But that's what we do, right? Our best work after the fact? We're the Avengers? We're the Avengers? Not the Prevengers? Okay. You made your point. Just sit down, okay? - No, no. Here's my... She's great, by the way. - Tony, sit, sit down! We need you. You're new blood. Bunch of tired old mills... I got nothing for you, Cap. I got no coordinates, no clues, no strategies, no options... Zero. Zip. Nada. No trust, you liar... Here, take this. You find him and you put that on. You hide. - Tony! - I'm fine. I... Bruce gave him a sedative. He's gonna probably be out for the rest of the day. You guys take care of him. And I'll bring an Bezurian elixir when I come back. - Where are you going? - To kill Thanos. Hey. You know we usually work as a team here, and between you and I we're also a little fragile. We realize up there is more your territory but this is our fight, too. - You even know where he is? - I know people who might. Don't bother. I can tell you where Thanos is. Thanos spent a long time trying to perfect me. Then when he worked, he talked about his great plan. Even disassembled, I wanted to please him. I'd ask, where would we go once his plan was complete? His answer was always the same. To The Garden. That's cute. Thanos has a retirement plan. So where is he, then? When Thanos snapped his fingers, Earth became ground zero for a power surge of ridiculously cosmic proportions. No one's ever seen anything like it... until two days ago. On this planet. Thanos is there. He used the stones again. Hey, hey, hey... We'd be going in short-handed, you know? - Look, he still got the stones, so... - So let's get him. - We use them to bring everyone back. - Just like that? Yeah. Just like that. Even if there's a small chance that we can undo this... I mean, we owe it to everyone who's not in this room to try. If we do this, how do we know it's gonna end any differently than it did before? Because before, you didn't have me. Hey, new girl, everybody in this room is about that superhero life. And if you don't mind my asking, where the hell have you been all this time? There are a lot of other planets in the universe. And unfortunately, they didn't have you guys. I like this one. Let's go get this son of a bitch. Okay. Who here hasn't been to space? You better not throw up on my ship. Approaching jump in 3.. 2.. 1. I'll head down for recon. - This is gonna work Steve. - I know it will. Because I don't know what I'm gonna do if it doesn't. No satellites, no ships, no armies, no ground defenses of any kind. It's just him. Then that's enough. Oh, no. Where are they? Answer the question. The universe required correction. After that, the stones served no purpose, beyond temptation. You murdered trillions! You should be grateful. - Where are the stones? - Gone. - Reduced to atoms. - You used them two days ago. I used the stones to destroy the stones. It nearly killed me. But the work is done. It always will be. I am inevitable. We have to tear this place apart. He has to be lying. My father is many things. A liar is not one of them. Thank you, Daughter. Perhaps I treated you too harshly... What... what did you do? I went for the head. So I, uh... Went on a date the other day. It's the first time in five years, you know? Sit there, dinner... I didn't know what to talk about. What did you talk about? Same old crap, you know? How things have changed, and... My job, his job.... How much we miss the Mets. Then things get quiet.. He cried as they were serving the salads. What about you? I cried just before dessert. But I'm seeing him again tomorrow, so... That's great. You did the hardest part. You took the jump, you didn't know where you were gonna come down. And that's it. That's those little brave baby steps you gotta take. To try and become whole again. To try and find purpose. I went in the ice in '45 right after I met the love of my life. Woke up 70 years later. You got to move on. Got to move on. The world is in our hands. It's left to us guys. And we got to do something with it. Otherwise... Thanos should've killed all of us. What the hell? Hope? Kid! Hey, kid! What the hell happened here? My God... No. Please. Please, please. No, no, no... Excuse me. Sorry. No, Cassie, no. No. No, no. Please, please, please, please.... No, Cassie... What? Cassie? Dad? You're so big! Yeah, we boarded that highly suspect warship Danvers pinged. It was an infectious garbage scowl. So, thanks for the hot tip. - Well, you were closer. - Yeah. And now we smell like garbage. You get a reading on those tremors? It was a mild subduction under the African plate. Do we have a visual? How are we handling it? Nat, it's an earthquake under the ocean. We handle it by not handling it. Carol, are we seeing you here next month? - Not likely. - What, you gonna get another haircut? Listen, fur-face. I'm covering a lot of territory. The things that are happening on Earth are happening everywhere, on thousands of planets. That's a good point. That's a good point. So you might not see me for a long time. All right. Uh, well... This channel is always active. So, anything goes sideways... Anyone's making trouble where they shouldn't... - Comes through me. - Okay. All right. Good luck. - Where are you? - Mexico. The federales found a room full of bodies. Looks like a bunch of cartel guys. Never even had the chance to get their guns off. - It's probably a rival gang... - Except it isn't. It's definitely Barton. What he's done here, what he's been doing for the last few years, I mean, the scene that he left... I gotta tell you, there's a part of me that doesn't even wanna find him. Will you find out where he's going next? Nat... Please. Okay. You know I'd offer to clip your dinner but you seem pretty miserable already. You here to do your laundry? And to see a friend. Clearly, your friend is fine. You know I saw a pod of whales when I was coming up the bridge. - In the Hudson? - There's fewer ships, cleaner water. You know, if you're about to tell me to look on the bright side... Um... I'm about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich. Sorry. Force of habit. You know I keep telling everybody they should move on and... grow. Some do. But not us. - If I move on, who does this? - Maybe it doesn't need to be done. I used to have nothing. And then I got this. This job. This family. And I was... I was better because of it. And even though... they're gone... Now, I'm still trying to be better. I think we both need to get a life. You first. Oh... Hi. Hi! Is anyone home? This is Scott Lang. We met a few years ago, at the airport? In Germany? I got really big and I had my mask on. - You wouldn't recognize me. - Is this an old message? Ant-Man? Ant-Man, I know you know that. It's the front gate. I need to talk to you guys. Scott. - Are you okay? - Yeah. Have either of you guys ever studied quantum physics? Only in mid-conversation. Alright. So... Five years ago, right before... Thanos, I was in a place called the quantum realm. The quantum realm is like its own microscopic universe. To get in there, you have to be incredibly small. Hope, she's my... She... she was my... She was supposed to pull me out. And then Thanos happened, and - I got stuck in there. - Sorry. That must've been a long 5 years. Yeah, but that's just it. It wasn't. For me it was five hours. See, the rules of the quantum realm aren't like they are up here. Everything is unpredictable. Is that anybody's sandwich? I'm starving. Scott. What are you talking about? So... What I'm saying is... Time works differently in the quantum realm. The only problem is right now, we don't have a way to navigate it. But what if we did? I can't stop thinking about it. What if we could somehow control the chaos, and we could navigate it? What if there was a way that we can enter the quantum realm at a certain point in time but then exit the quantum realm at another point in time? Like... Like before Thanos. Wait, are you talking about a time machine? No. No, of course not. No, not a time machine. It's more like a... Yeah, a time machine. I know it's crazy. It's crazy. But I can't stop thinking about it. There's gotta be... Some wa... It's crazy. I get e-mails from a raccoon. So, nothing sounds crazy anymore. So who do we talk to about this? Chow-time! Morgoona. Morgan H. Stark. Want some lunch? - Define lunch or be disintegrated. - Okay. You should not be wearing that, okay? That is part of a special anniversary gift I'm making for Mom. There you go. Are you thinking about lunch? Want a handful of crickets? - No. - That's what you want. - How did you find this? - Garage. Really? - Were you looking for it? - No. I found it, though. You like going to the garage, huh? So does Daddy. It's fine actually. Mom never wears anything I wear. Now, we know what it sounds like... Tony after everything you've seen, is anything really impossible... Quantum fluctuation messes with the Planck scale, which then triggers the Deutsch proposition. Can we agree on that? Thank you. In Layman's terms, it means you're not coming home. - I did. - No. You accidentally survived. It's a--- It's a billion-to-one cosmic fluke. And now you wanna pull a... What do you call it? - A time heist? - Yeah. Time heist. Of course. Why didn't we think of this before? Oh! Because it's laughable? Because it's a pipedream? The stones are in the past. We can go back and we can get them. We can snap our own fingers. We can bring everybody back. Or screw it up worse than he already has, right? I don't believe we would. Gotta say this. Sometimes, I miss that giddy optimism. However, high hopes won't help if there's no logical, tangible, way for me to safely execute said time heist. I believe the most likely outcome will be our collective demise. Not if we strictly follow the rules of time travel. That means no talking to our past selves, no betting on sporting events... I'm gonna stop you right there, Scott. Are you seriously telling me that your plan to save the universe is based on Back to the Future? - No. - Good. You had me worried there. 'Cause that'd be horseshit. That's not how quantum physics works. Tony... We have to take a stand. We did stand. And yet, here we are. I know you got a lot on the line. You got a wife, a daughter. But I lost someone very important to me. A lot of people did. And now, now, we have a chance to bring her back. To bring everyone back. And you're telling me that you won't even... That's right, Scott. I won't. Leave it. Got a kid. Mommy told me to come and save you. Good job. I'm saved. I wish you'd come here to ask me something else. Anything else. Honestly, I missed you guys, it was... - Oh, and table's set for six. - Tony, I get it. And I'm happy for you. I really am. But this is a second chance. I got my second chance right here, Cap. I can't roll the dice again. If you don't talk shop, you can stay for lunch. - He's scared. - He's not wrong. Yeah, but I mean, what are we gonna do? We need him. What, are we gonna stop? No. I wanna do it right. We're gonna need a really big brain. Bigger than his? Come on. I feel like I'm the only one eating. Try some of that. Have some eggs. I'm so confused. - These are confusing times. - Right. No, no... - That's not what I meant. I... - No, I get it. I'm kidding! I know. It's crazy. - I'm wearing shirts now. - Yeah! How? Why? Five years ago we got our asses beat. Except it was worse for me. Because I lost twice. First, Hulk lost. Then Banner lost. Then, we all lost. - No one blamed you, Bruce. - I did. For years I've been treating the Hulk like he's some kind of disease, something to get rid of. But then I started looking at him as the cure. Eighteen months in a gamma lab. I put the brains and the brawn together. And now look at me. Best of both worlds. - Excuse me, Mr. Hulk? - Yes? - Can we get a photo? - 100%, little person. Come on, step on up. You mind? Oh. - Say "green." - Green. Greeeen. - Did you get that? - That's good. Don't you wanna grab one with me? I'm Ant-Man. They're Hulk fans. They don't know Ant-Man. - Nobody does. - Wait, no, no, he wants to... You want to take a picture with him, right? He's even saying no he doesn't. I get it. I don't want it either. I don't want a picture with them. - He's gonna feel bad. - Sorry. - They said they'd do it. - I don't want it anymore. - You'd feel bad... - Take the goddamn phone. Thank you, Mr. Hulk. No, it's great, kids. Thank you very much. - Hulk out! - Bruce. - Dab. - Bruce. Listen to your Mom. She knows better. - About we were saying... - Right. The whole time travel do-over? Guys, it's outside of my area of expertise. Well, you pulled this off. I remember a time when that seemed pretty impossible, too. Look at a mod inspiration, let me see what checks out. So, recommend one last sim before we pack it in for the night. This time, in the shape of a mobius strip, inverted. Please? Processing... Give me that eigenvalue. That, particle factoring, and spectral decomp. - Gotta take a second. - Just a moment. And don't worry if it doesn't pan out. I'm just kinda... Model rendered. Shit! Shit! What are you doing up, Little Miss? - Shit. - No. We don't say that. Only Mommy says that word. She coined it, it belongs to her. Why you up? 'Cause I got some important shit going on here. What do you think? No, I got something on my mind. I got something on my mind. - Was it Juice Pops? - Sure was. That's extortion. Great minds think alike. Juice Pops, exactly was on... my mind. You done? Yeah? Now you are. - That face, goes there. - Tell me a story. A story. Once upon a time, a little girl went to bed. The end. That ain't the whole story. Come on, that's your favorite story. I love you tons. I love you 3,000. Wow. 3,000. That's crazy. Go to bed. Or I'll sell all your toys. Night-night. Not that it's a competition, but she loves me 3,000. You were somewhere in the low 6 to 900 range. - What you reading? - Just a book on composting. What's new with composting? - Just .... - I figured it out... by the way. You know, just so we're talking about the same thing... Time travel. What? Wow. That's... Amazing, and.... terrifying. That's right. - I got really lucky. - Yeah. I know. - A lot of people didn't. - No, I can't help everybody. - It sorta seems like you can. - Not if I stop. I can put a pin in it right now, and stop. Tony... trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life. I sometimes feel I should put it in a locked box and drop it at the bottom of a lake... ...go to bed. But would you be able to rest? Okay, here we go. Time travel test number one. Scott, fire up the, uhh... The van thing. Breakers are set. Emergency generators are on standby. Good. 'Cause if we blow the grid, I don't wanna lose Tiny here in the 1950's. - Excuse me? - He's kidding. You can't say things like that. Just... it was, just a bad joke. - You were kidding, right? - I have no idea. We're talking about time travel here. Either it's all a joke, or none of it is. We're good! Get your helmet on. Scott, I'm gonna send you back a week, but you'll walk around for an hour, then bring you back in 10 seconds. - Makes sense? - Perfectly not confusing. Good luck, Scott. You got this. You're right. I do, Captain America. On the count of three. 3.. 2.. 1.. Guys? This doesn't feel right. - What's going on? Hold on. - Who is that? - Is that Scott? - Yes, it's Scott! Ooh! My back! - Can you bring him back? - I'm working on it! A baby. - It's Scott. - As a baby! Bring Scott back. When I say kill the power, kill the power. And... kill it! Somebody peed my pants. I don't know if it was "baby" me or "old" me. Or, just "me" me. Time travel! What? I see this as an absolute win. Why the long face? Let me guess. He turned into a baby. Among other things, yeah. What are you doing here? That's the EPR paradox. Instead of pushing Lang through time, you might've wound up pushing time through Lang. It's tricky. Dangerous. Somebody coulda cautioned you against it. - You did. - Oh, did I? Thank God, I'm here. Regardless, I fixed it. A fully functioning time-space GPS. I just want peace. Turns out, resentment is corrosive, and I hate it. Me, too. We got a shot at getting these stones, but I gotta tell you my priority is to bring back what we lost? I hope, yes. Keep what I found? I have to, at all costs. And, maybe not die trying will be nice. Sounds like a deal. - Tony, I don't know... - Why? He made it for you. Plus, honestly I have to get it out the garage before Morgan takes it sledding. Thank you, Tony. Will you keep that a little quietly? Didn't bring one for the whole team. - We are getting, the whole team, yeah? - We're working on that right now. - Hey, humie! Where's big green? - Kitchen. I think. - That's awesome. - Rodent, careful on re-entry. There's an idiot on the landing zone. Oh, God! What's up, regular-sized man? Kind of a step down from a golden palace for an Avenger highness or whatnot. Hey, have a little compassion, pal. First, they've lost Asgard, then half the people. They're probably just happy they have a home. You shouldn't have come! Valkyrie! Great to see you, Angry Girl. I think I liked you better either of the other ways. - This is Rocket. - How you doin'? - He won't see you. - That bad, huh? We only see him once a month, when he comes in for... ...supplies. - It's that bad. - Yeah. What the... Woo! Something died in here. Hello? Thor? Are you here about the cable? The Cinemax ran out two weeks ago, and, sports were all kind of fuzzy... Boys! Oh, my God! My God! How have you been? Come here, you little rascal! No, I'm good! I'm good. That's not necessary! Hulk, you know my friends, Miek, Korg, right? - Hey, boys! - Hey, guys. Long time no see. Beer's on the bucket. Feel free to log on to the wi-fi. No password, obviously. Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV who's called me a dickhead again. - Noobmaster. - Yeah, Noobmaster69. Noobmaster. Hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy. If you don't log off this game immediately I'm gonna fly home to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms then shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right. Yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel! Thank you, Thor. Let me know if he bothers you again, okay? Thank you very much. I will. So you guys want a drink? What are you drinking? We have beer, tequila, all sorts of things. Buddy, you all right? Yes, I'm fine! Why, don't I look all right? You look like melted ice cream. So, what's up? We need your help. There might be a chance we could fix everything. What, like the cable? 'Cause that's been driving me bananas for weeks. Like Thanos. Don't say that name. Um, yeah. We don't actually say that name in here. Please take your hand off me. Now, I know that... guy might scare you. Why would I be? Why would, why would I be scared of that guy? I'm the one who killed that guy, remember? Anyone else here killed that guy? Nope. Didn't think so. Korg, why don't you, tell everybody who chopped Thanos' big head off. Umm... Stormbreaker? Now, who's swinging Stormbreaker? I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay? I've been there myself. You wanna know who helped me out of it? I don't know. Is it... Natasha? It was you. You helped me. Why don't you ask the, Asgardians down there, how much my help was worth. The ones that are left, anyway. I think we can bring them back. Stop. Just, stop... I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and and saved. But I'm fine, okay? We're fine, aren't we? Nah, all good here, mate! So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it, don't care, couldn't care less. Goodbye. We need you, pal. There's beer on the ship. What kind? It's him! He's after Akihiko! We never did anything to you! You're done hurting people. You're crazy! Wait! Help me! What I want... You can't give me. You shouldn't be here. Neither should you. I've got a job to do. Is that what you're calling this? Killing all these people isn't gonna bring your family back. We found something. A chance, maybe... Don't. Don't what? Don't give me hope. I'm sorry I couldn't give it to you sooner. Drifting left. On the side there, Lebowski. - Ratchet, how's it going? - It's Rocket. Take it easy. You're only a genius on Earth, pal. Yup. Time travel suit? Not bad. Hey, hey, hey. Easy, easy! - I'm being very careful. - No, you're being very Hulky. - I'm being careful. - These are Pym particles, all right? And ever since Hank Pym got snapped out of existence, this is it. This is what we have. We're not making any more. - Scott, calm down. - Sorry. We've got enough for one round trip, each. That's it. No do-overs. Plus, two test runs. One test run. All right. I'm not ready for this. I'm game. I'll do it. Clint, now you're gonna feel a little discombobulated from the chronoshift. Don't worry about it. Wait a second, let me ask you something. If we can do this, you know, go back in time, why don't we just find baby Thanos, you know? And... - First of all, that's horrible. - It's Thanos. And secondly, time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future. Look, we go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them... Thanos doesn't have the stones. Problem solved. - Bingo. - That's not how it works. - Well, that's what I heard. - What? By who? Who told you that? Star Trek, Terminator, TimeCop, Time After Time, - Quantum Leap. - A Wrinkle in Time, - Somewhere in Time, - Hot Tub Time Machine. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Basically, any movie that deals with time travel. Die Hard? No, it's not... This is known. I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it: If you travel to the past, that past becomes your future. And your former present becomes the past. Which can't now be changed by your new future... Exactly. So Back to the Future's a bunch of bullshit? All right, Clint. We're going in 3.. 2.. 1... Cooper? - Where are my headphones? - Lila? Lila! No! Dad? Dad? Hey, hey. Look at me. You okay? Yeah. It worked. It worked. Okay, so the "how" works. Now we gotta figure out the "when," and the "where." Almost everyone in this room has had an encounter with at least one of the six Infinity Stones. Well, I'd subtitute the word 'encounter' for 'damn near been killed by one of the six Infinity Stones.' I haven't. I don't even know what the hell you're all talking about. Regardless, we only have enough Pym Particles for one round trip each, and these stones have been in a lot of different places throughout history. Our history. So, not a lot of convenient spots to just drop in. - Which means we have to pick our targets. - Correct. So. Let's start with the Aether. Thor, what do you know? Is he asleep? Where to start? Umm... The Aether, first, is not a stone. Someone's called it a stone before. Ahem... It's more of a... an angry sludge, sort of thing. So... Someone's gonna need to amend that, and stop saying that. Here's an interesting story, though. About the Aether. My grandafther, many years ago, had to hide the stone from the Dark Elves. Scary beings. So Jane... Oh, there she is. That's Jane... She's... an old flame of mine. She... she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time... and then the Aether stuck itself inside her. And, she became very, very sick. So I had to take her to Asgard, which is where I'm from. And we had to try and fix her. We were dating at the time, you see. I got to introduce her to my Mother... who's dead, and umm.... Oh, you know. Jane and I aren't even dating anymore, so... These things happen though, you know. Nothing lasts forever. - The only thing that... - Why don't you come sit down. I'm not done yet. The only thing that is permanent in life, is impermanence. Awesome. Eggs? Breakfast? No. I'd like a Bloody Mary. Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag. - Is that a person? - Morag's a planet. Quill was a person. Like a planet? Like in outer space? Oh, look. It's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you wanna go to space? You wanna go to space, puppy? I'll take you to space. - Thanos found the Soul Stone on Vormir. - What is Vormir? A dominion of death, at the very center of Celestial existence. It's where... Thanos murdered my sister. Noted. - That Time Stone guy... - Doctor Strange. Yeah, what kind of doctor was he? - Neurostuff meets rabbit from a hat. - Nice place in the village, though. - Yeah. Sullivan Street. - Hmm... Bleecker. Wait, he lived in New York? - No. He lived in Toronto. - Yeah, not Bleecker. It's Sullivan. Guys, if you pick the right year, there are three stones in New York. Shut the front door! All right. We have a plan. Six stones, three teams, one shot. Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends... We lost family... We lost a part of ourselves. Today, we have a chance to take it all back. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes. No do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know. But it doesn't mean we should know what to expect. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight of our lives. And we're gonna win. Whatever it takes. Good luck. - He's pretty good at that. - Right? All right. You heard the man. Stroke those keys, jelly green. Tractors engaged. You promise to bring that back in one piece, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. - I'll do my best. - As promises go, that was pretty lame. See you in a minute. All right, we all have our assignments. Two stones uptown, one stone, down. Stay low. Keep an eye on the clock. Feel free to smash if things don't go your way. I think it's gratuitous, but whatever. I'd be careful going that way. We just had the floors waxed. Ma'am, I'm looking for Doctor Strange. You're about... five years too early. Stephen Strange is currently performing surgery about twenty blocks that way. What do you want from him? That, actually. Ah. - I'm afraid not. - Sorry, but I wasn't asking. - You don't wanna do this. - You're right. I don't. But I need that stone, and I don't have time to... Let's start over, shall we? That's Jane. All right. Here's the deal, Tubby: You're gonna charm her and I'm gonna poke her with this thing and extract the Reality Stone and get gone, lickety-split. I'll be right back, okay? There's a wine cellar, that's just down there. My father used to fish with a barrel of ale. - I'll see if the cellar has a couple of... - Hey! Aren't you drunk enough already? Who's the fancy broad? It's my Mother. She dies today. Oh. That's today? I can't do this. I can't do this. I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't have come. This was a bad idea. - Come here. - No, no, no. I think I'm having... - I'm having a panic attack. - Come here. Right here. You think you're the only one who lost people? What do you think we're doing here? I lost the only family I ever had. Quill, Groot, Drax, the chick with the antenna, all gone. Now, I get you miss your Mom. But she's gone. Really gone. And there are plenty of people who are only kinda gone. But you can help them. So is it too much to ask that you brush the crumbs outta your beard, make schmoopy talk to Pretty Pants, and when she's not looking, suck out the Infinity Stone and help me get my family back? Okay. - Are you crying? - No... Yes! Get it together! You can do this. You can do this. All right? - Yes, I can. - Good. I can do this. I can't do this. Alright, Heartbreaker. She's alone. This is our shot. Thor? Thor! Alright. Bring it down low. Right on that line. That's it. Down, down. Hey, can we hurry it up? Guys, chop-chop. Come on. We're on the clock. All that, is really helpful. - Take care, okay? - Yeah. Take that stone and come back. No messing around. - Hey. - You got this. - Let's get it done. - Yes, sir. See you back. You guys watch each other's six. Yeah. The coordinates for Vormir are laid in. All they have to do is not fall out. We're a long way from Budapest. Okay, so, uhh... We just wait around for this Quill guy to show up and then he leads us to the Power Stone, is that it? Let's take cover. We're not the only ones in 2014 looking for the stones. Wait a minute, what are you talking about right now? Who else is looking for these stones? My father, my sister... - and me. - And you? Where are you right now? - You're welcome. - I didn't ask for your help. And yet, you always need it. Get up. - Father wants us back on the ship. - Why? He's found an Infinity Stone. - Where? - On a planet called Morag. Father's plan is finally in motion. - One stone isn't six, Nebula. - It's a start. If he gets all of them... Ronan's located the Power Stone. I'm dispatching you to his ship. - He won't like that. - His alternative is death, then. Ronan's obsession clouds his judgement. We will not fail you, Father. No, you won't. I swear... I will make you proud. We just, wait around for this Quill guy to show up, and then he leads us to the Power Stone, is that it? Let's take cover. We're not the only ones in 2014 looking for the stones. - Who was that? - I don't know... My head is splitting... I don't know... Her synaptic drive was probably damaged in battle. Bring her to my ship. Got to hustle, Cap. Things look like they're just about wrapped up here. Got it. I'm approaching the elevator now. If it's all the same to you... I'll have that drink now. All right. Good one. No standing around, I'm closing up this door for later. By the way, feel free to clean up. Ugh, Mr. Rogers. I almost forgot that that suit - did nothing for your ass. - No one asked you to look. I think you look great, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass. - Uhh, magic wand? - STRIKE team's coming to secure it. We can take that off your hands. By all means. - Careful with that thing! - Unless you want your mind erased. - Not in a fun way. - We promise to be careful. - Who are these guys? - They are SHIELD... Well, actually Hydra. But, we didn't know that yet. Seriously, you didn't? I mean... they look like bad guys. You're small, but you're talking loud. On my way down to coordinate search and rescue. On my way down to coordinate search and rescue! I mean, honestly! How do you think you'll be... Shut up. All right, you're up, little buddy. There's our stone. Alright. Flick me. - Whoa! Whoa, whoa. - Hey! Buddy. What do you think? Maximum occupancy has been reached. - Take the stairs! - Yeah. Stop. Stop! Take the stairs. Take the stairs! All right, Cap. I got our scepter in the elevator just passing the 80th floor. On it. - Head to the lobby. - Alright. I'll see you there. Evidence secure. We're en route to Dr. List. No. No hitches at all, Mr. Secretary. Captain. I thought you were coordinating search and rescue? Change of plans. Hey, Cap. Rumlow. I just got a call from the Secretary. I'm gonna be running point on the scepter. Sir? I don't understand. We got word there may be an attempt to steal it. Sorry, Cap. I can't give you the scepter. - I'm gonna have to call the Director. - That's okay. Trust me. Hail Hydra. So many stairs! Thumbelina, do you copy? I've got eyes on the prize. - It is go-time. - Bombs away. Is, is that Axe body spray? Yeah, I had a can just for emergencies. Relax. - Can we focus, please? - I'm going inside you. Now. May I ask you where you're going? To lunch and then Asgard. I'm sorry, you are? Alexander Pierce. He's the man, one of the folks behind Nick Fury. My friends call me Mr. Secretary. I'm gonna have to ask you to turn that prisoner over to me. - Loki will be answering to Odin himself. - Oh, he's gonna answer to us. Odin can have what's left. And I'm gonna need that case. That's been SHIELD property for over 70 years. Hand over the case, Stark. All right, move it, Stuart Little. Things are getting dicey up here. Let's go. I'm not gonna argue who's got the higher authority here, all right? You promise me you won't die? You're only giving me a mild cardiac dysrythmia. That doesn't sound mild. I need the case. I know you got a lotta pull. I'm just saying... Okay. Then give me the case. Do it, Lang! - Get your hands off! - Window's closing. Pull my pin! Here goes! - Stark? - Stark! Look, he's convulsing. Give him air! - Medic! - Medic! You got some help! Stark, you--- your chest machine? Breathe! Breathe! Good job. Meet me in the alley. I'm gonna grab a quick slice. No stairs! You'll be fine, Stark. Stay with us! I'll try something, okay? I have no idea if it's gonna work. Yes! That worked a treat. That was so crazy! I had no idea if that was gonna work. - The case... - The case. It's, uhh... Where's the case? Where's Loki? Loki! - That wasn't supposed to happen, was it? - Oh, we blew it. Loki!? Tony, what's going on? Tell me you found that cube. Oh, you gotta be shitting me. I have eyes on Loki. 14th floor. I'm not Loki. And I don't wanna hurt you. I can do this all day. Yeah, I know. I know. Where did you get this? Bucky... is... alive! What? That is America's ass. - Please, please! - I'm sorry. I can't help you, Bruce. If I give up the Time Stone to help your reality, I'm dooming my own. With all due respect, I'm not sure the science really supports that. The Infinity Stones create what you experience as the flow of time. Remove one of the stones, and that flow splits. Now this may benefit your reality. But my new one, not so much. In this new branched reality, without our chief weapon against the forces of darkness, our world will be overrun. Millions will suffer. So, tell me, doctor, can your science prevent all that? No. But we can erase it. Because once we're done with the stones, we can return each one into its own timeline at the moment it was taken. So, chronologically... In that reality.... it never left. Yes, but you're leaving out the most important part. In order to return the stones, you have to survive. We will. I will. I promise. I can't risk this reality on a promise. It's the duty, of the Sorcerer Supreme to protect the Time Stone. Then why the hell did Strange give it away? - What did you say? - Strange. He gave it away. He gave it to Thanos. - Willingly? - Yes. - Why? - I have no idea. Maybe he made a mistake. Or I did. Strange was meant to be the best of us. So he must've done it for a reason. I fear you might be right. Thank you. I'm counting on you, Bruce. We all are. Run diagnostics. Show me her memory file. Sire, the file appears entangled. It was a memory, but not hers. There's another consciousness sharing her network. Another Nebula. Impossible. This duplicate carries a time stamp... from nine years in the future. Where is this other Nebula? In our solar system. On Morag. - Can you access her? - Yes. The two are linked. Search the duplicate's memories, for Infinity Stones. And these stones have been in a lot of different places throughout history. Our history. So, not a lot of convenient spots to just drop in. - Which means we have to pick our targets. - Correct. Freeze image. Terrans. Avengers. Unruly wretches. What's that reflection? Amplify this, Maw. I don't understand. - Two Nebulas. - No. The same Nebula. From two different times. Set course for Morag. Scan the duplicate's memories. I want to see everything. My ladies, I'll see you after. Go on. - What are you doing? - Ahh! You're better off leaving the sneaking to your brother. Yeah, I was simply just going for a walk, and uh... What are you wearing? I always wear this. This is one of my favorites. What's wrong with your eye? Oh, my eye. That's... you remember the Battle of Haroquin? When I got hit in the face with a broadsword? You're not the Thor I know at all, are you? Yes, I am. The future hasn't been kind to you, has it? I didn't say I'm from the future. I was raised by witches, boy. I see with more than eyes, and you know that. I am totally, totally from the future! Yes, you are. - I really need to talk to you. - We can talk. His head was over there... His body over there... What was the point. I was too late. I was just standing there. - Some idiot with an ax. - You're no idiot. You're here aren't you? Seeking counsel from the wisest person in Asgard. - I guess, yeah. - Idiot? No. - A failure? Absolutely. - That's a little bit harsh. You do know what that makes you? Just like everyone else. I'm not supposed to be like everyone else, am I? Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero is how well they succeed at being who they are. I really missed you, Mum. Thor! I got it! Get that rabbit! - Ma, I have to tell you something. - No, son. You don't. You're here to repair your future, not mine. - But this is about your future. - It's none of my business. Hey. You must be Mom. I got the thing. Come on, we got to move. - I wish we had more time. - This was a gift. And you're going to be the man you're meant to be. - I love you, Mom. - I love you. And eat a salad. - Come on. We gotta go. - Goodbye. - Three... two... - No, wait! Wh- what am I looking at? Oh, sometimes it takes a second. I'm still worthy. Oh, boy. Goodbye, Mom. So he's an idiot? What's that? The tool of a thief. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... This is the part where spikes come out, with skeletons on the end and everything... What are you talking about? When you break into a place called the temple of the Power Stone, There's gonna be a bunch of booby traps--- Okay. All right. Go ahead. I wasn't always like this. Me either. But we work with what we got, right? Sync up. Three.. two.. one... You murdered trillions! You should be grateful. - Where are the stones? - Gone. - Reduced to atoms. - You used them two days ago. I used the stones to destroy the stones. It nearly killed me. But the work is done. It always will be. I am inevitable. - What did you do to them? - Nothing. Yet. They're not trying to stop something I'm going to do in our time. They're trying to undo something I've already done in theirs. The stones... I found them all. I won. Tipped the cosmic scales to balance. This is your future. It's my destiny. My father is many things. A liar is not one of them. Thank you, Daughter. Perhaps I treated you too harshly... And that, is destiny fulfilled. Sire, your Daughter... No... ...is a traitor. That's not me. It's not. I could never... I would never betray you. Never. I know. And you'll have the chance to prove it. No... He knows! Barton? Barton, come in. Romanoff? Come in, we have a problem. Come on! Come in, we have a prob.... Thanos knows. Thanos... Cap... Sorry, buddy. We got a problem. Huh. Yeah, we do. - Well, what are we gonna do now? - You know what, give me a break, Steve. I just got hit in the head with a Hulk. You said that we had one shot. This, this was our shot. We shot it. It's shot. Six stones or nothing. Six stones or nothing. You're repeating yourself, you know that? You're repeating yourself. You're repeating yourself. You're repeating yourself. - No! - Come on. You never wanted a time heist, you went on board with the time heist... - I dropped the ball. - You ruined the time heist. - Is that what I did? - Yeah! Are there any other options with the Tesseract? No, no, no. There's no other options. There's no do-overs. We're not going anywhere else. We have one particle left. Each. That's it, alright? We use that... Bye, bye. You're not going home. Yeah, well if we don't try... then no one else is going home, either. I got it. There's another way. To retake the Tesseract and acquire new particles. We'll stroll down memory lane. Military installation, Garden State. Why were they both there? They were there at a...I've a vaguely exact idea. How vague? What are you talking about? Where are we going? - I know for a fact they were there... - Who's they? - What are we doing? - And I know how I know. Guys, what's up? What is it? Well, it looks like we're improvising. - Right. - What are we improvising? Scott, get this back to the compound. Suit up. What's in New Jersey? - 0-4, 0-4... - Uhh, 0-7. - 0-7. - Excuse me... 1-9-7-0. - Are you sure? - Cap. Captain. Steve, sorry. America. Rogers. Look, if you do this, and this doesn't work, you're not coming back. Thanks for the pep talk, pissant. You trust me? I do. Your call. Here we go. Hey, man! Make love, not war! Clearly, you weren't actually born here, right? The idea of me was. Right. Well, imagine you're SHIELD, running a quasi-fascistic intelligence organization. Where do you hide it? In plain sight. Good luck on your mission, Captain. Good luck on your project, doctor. You're new here? Not exactly. Gotcha. Back in the game. Arnim, you in there? Arnim? Hey! The door's this way, pal. Oh, yeah. I'm looking for Dr. Zola. Have you seen him? Yeah, no, Dr. Zol... No, I haven't seen a soul. Pardon me. Do I know you? No, sir. I'm, a... visitor from MIT. Huh. MIT. Got a name? Howard. Well that'll be easy to remember. Howard... ...Potts. Well, I'm Howard Stark. Hi. Shit. Now, don't pull it. Yeah... You look a little green around the gills there, Potts. I'm fine. Just, long hours. Wanna get some air? - Hello, Potts. - Yeah. That would be swell. - That way. - Okay. Need your briefcase? You're not one of those, are ya, Potts? - Hello. - Dr. Pym? That would be the number that you called. Yes. This is Capt. Stevens from shipping. - We have a package for you. - Bring it up. Well, that's the thing, sir. We can't. I'm confused. I thought that was your job. Well, it's just... Sir, the box is glowing and, to be honest, some of our mail guys aren't feeling that great. They didn't know better, did they? Yeah, they did. You better get down here. Excuse me. Out of the way! So, flowers and sauerkraut. You got a big date tonight? My wife's expecting. And, uh... Too much time in the office. - Congratulations. - Thanks. Hold this, will you? Yeah, sure. - How far along is she? - I don't know... uh... She's at the point where she can't stand the sound of my chewing. I guess I'll be eating dinner in the pantry again. I have a little girl. A girl would be nice. Less of a chance she'd turn out exactly like me. What'd be so awful about that? Let's just say that the greater good has rarely outweighed my own self-interests. - And you've never seen these 2 men before? - No, I've got an eye for this. - The 2 of them looked fishy. - Can you describe them? - Well, one of them had a hippie beard. - Hippie? Like Bee Gees or Mungo Jerry? Definitely Mungo Jerry. Yeah, this is Chesler. I need every available MPs on sub-level 6. We have a potential breach. So, where are you at with names? Well, if it's a boy, my wife likes Almanzo. Might wanna let that stew on. You got time. Let me ask you a question. When your kid was born... - were you nervous? - Wildly. Yeah. Did you feel qualified? Like you had any idea how to successfully operate that thing? I literally pieced it together as I went along, I thought about what my Dad did, and... My old man, he never met a problem he couldn't solve with a belt. I thought my Dad was tough on me. And now, looking back, I just remember the good stuff, you know. - He did drop the odd pearl. - Yeah? Like what? "No amount of money ever bought a second of time." Smart guy. He did his best. Let me tell you. That kid's not even here yet and, there's nothing I wouldn't do for him. Good to meet you, Potts. Yeah, Howard... Everything's gonna be all right. Thank you for everything... ...you've done for this country. Jarvis. Have we ever met that guy? Seems very familiar. Weird beard, though. - You're weak. - I'm you. You can stop this. You know you want to. Did you see what happens in the future? Thanos finds the Soul Stone. You wanna know how he does that? You wanna know, what he does to you? That's enough. You disgust me. But, that doesn't mean you're useless. How do I look? Wow... Under different circumstances, this would be totally awesome. I bet the raccoon didn't have to climb a mountain. Technically, he's not a raccoon, you know. Whatever. He eats garbage. Welcome. Natasha, daughter of Ivan. Clint, son of Edith. Who are you? Consider me a guide. To you, and to all who seek the Soul Stone. Okay. You tell us where it is. Then we'll be on our way. If only it were that easy. What you seek lies in front of you... ...as does what you fear. The stone is down there. For one of you. For the other... In order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. An everlasting exchange. A soul, for a soul. How's it going? Jesus... Maybe he's making this shit up. No. I don't think so. Why, 'cause he knows your Daddy's name? I didn't. Thanos left here with the stone without his daughter. It's not a coincidence. Yeah. Whatever it takes. Whatever it takes. If we don't get that stone, billions of people stay dead. Then I guess we both know who it's gotta be. I guess we do. I'm starting to think, we've been different people here, Natasha. For the last five years I've been trying to do one thing: Get to right here. That's all it's been about. Bringing everybody back. - Oh, don't you get all decent on me now. - What, you think I wanna do it? I'm trying to save your life, you idiot. Yeah well, I don't want you to, because I... Natasha, you know what I've done. You know what I've become. I don't judge people on their worst mistakes. Maybe you should. You didn't. You're a pain in my ass, you know that? Okay. You win. Tell my family I love them. You tell them yourself. Damn you! Let me go. No. Please, no. It's okay. Please... Did we get them all? You telling me this'll actually work? Clint, where's Nat? Do we know if she had family? Yeah. Us. What? I just asked him a question... Yeah, you're acting like she's dead. Why are we acting like she's dead? We have the stones, right? As long as we have the stones, Cap, we can bring her back, isn't that right? So stop this shit. We're the Avengers, get it together. We can't get her back. - Wha- what? - It can't be undone. It can't. I'm sorry. No offense, but you're a very earthly being. Okay? We're talking about space magic. And "can't" seems very don't you think? Look, I know that I'm way outside my paygrade here. But she still isn't here, is she? - Now that's my point. - It can't be undone. Or that's at least what the, great floating guy had to say. Maybe you wanna go talk to him? Okay? Go grab your hammer, and you go fly and you talk to him. It was supposed to be me. She sacrificed her life for that goddamned stone. She bet her life on it. She's not coming back. We have to make it worth it. We have to. We will. Boom! All right. The glove's ready. Question is, who's gonna snap their freaking fingers? I'll do it. It's okay. - No, no, no, no. Stop. Stop. - Hey, hey... Thor, just wait. We haven't decided who's gonna put that on yet. I'm sorry. What, were you just sitting around waiting for the right opportunity? We should at least discuss it. Look, us sitting here staring at that thing is not gonna bring everybody back. I'm the strongest Avenger, okay? So this responsibility falls upon me. It's my duty. It's not that... It's... stop it! Just let me. Just let me do it. Just let me do something good. - Something great. - Look... It's not just the fact that that glove is channeling enough energy to light up a continent, I'm telling you you're in no condition. What do you think is coursing through my veins right now? Cheez Whiz? - Lightning. - Yeah. Lightning won't help you, pal. It's gotta be me. You saw what those stones did to Thanos. It almost killed him. None of you could survive. How do we know you will? I don't. But the radiation's mostly gamma. It's like... I was meant for this. Good to go, yeah? Let's do it. You remember everyone Thanos snapped away five years ago and just bringing them back to now, today. Don't change anything from the last five years. Got it. Friday, do me a favor and activate protocol 8. Yes, boss. Everybody comes home. - Take it off. Take it off! - No, wait. Bruce, are you okay? Talk to me, Banner. I'm okay. I'm okay. Bruce! Don't move him. - Did it work? - Worth a shot. It's over. It's okay. Honey. Honey. Guys... I think it worked! I can't breathe. I can't breathe! I can't breathe. Canopy. Canopy. Canopy. Rhodey, Rocket, get outta here! Hurry up! Hurry up! Come on! Rhodey! Mayday, mayday! Does anybody copy? We're in the lower level, it's flooding! - What? - We're drowning! Does anybody copy? Mayday! Wait! I'm here! I'm here, can you hear me? Cap? Daughter. Yes, Father. So, this is the future. Well done. Thank you, Father. They suspected nothing. The arrogant never do. Go. Find the stones. Bring them to me. What will you do? Wait. Tell me something. In the future, what happens to you and me? I tried to kill you. Several times. But eventually, we become friends. We become sisters. Come on. We can stop him. Come on, buddy. Wake up. That's my man. You lose this again, I'm keeping it. What happened? We messed with time. It tends to mess back. You'll see. What's he been doing? Absolutely nothing. Where are the stones? Lost somewhere under all this. All I know is he doesn't have them. So we keep it that way. - You know it's a trap, right? - Yeah... I don't much care. Good. Just as long as we're all in agreement. Let's kill him properly this time. You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. I thought by eliminating half of life, the other half would thrive. But you've shown me, that's impossible. And as long as there are those that remember what was, there will always be those that are unable to accept what can be. They will resist. Yep. We're all kinds of stubborn. I'm thankful. Because now, I know what I must do. I will shred this universe down to its last atom. And then... With the stones you've collected for me, create a new one. Teeming with life, but knows not what it has lost but only what it has been given. A grateful universe. Born out of blood. They'll never know it. Because you won't be alive to tell them. See you on the other side, man. Hang on! I'm coming! Oh, hey... I know you. Father. I have the stones. What?! Stop. You're betraying us? You don't have to do this. I am... this. No, you're not. You've seen what we become. Nebula, listen to her. You can change. He won't let me. No! Okay, Thor. Hit me. Boss, wake up. I knew it! In all my years of conquest... violence... slaughter... It was never personal. But I'll tell you now... what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much. Cap, you hear me? Cap, it's Sam. Can you hear me? On your left. Is that everyone? What, you wanted more? Avengers... ... assemble. No, no. Give me that. You have the little one. Hey! Holy cow. You will not believe what's been going on. Do you remember when we were in space? And I got all dusty? I must've passed out, 'cause I woke up, and you were gone. But Doctor Strange was there, right? He was like, "It's been five years. Come on, they need us!" And then he started doing the yellow sparkly thing that he does all the time... What are you doing? This is nice. Gamora? I thought I lost you. Don't... touch... me! You missed the first time... then you got them both the second time. This is the one? Seriously? The choices were him, or a tree. Cap, what do you want me to do with this damn thing? Get those stones as far away as possible! No! We need to get them back where they came from. No way to get them back. Thanos destroyed the quantum tunnel. Hold on! That wasn't our only time machine. Anyone see an ugly brown van up there? Yes! But you're not gonna like where it's parked. Scott, how long you need to get that thing working? Maybe ten minutes. Get it started. We'll get the stones to you. We're on it, Cap. Hey. You said one out of 14 million, we win, yeah? Tell me this is it. If I tell you what happens, it won't happen. You better be right. It's a mess back here. It's... it's dead. - What? - It's dead. I have to hotwire it. Where's Nebula? She's not responding. Sire! Clint! Give it to me. You took everything from me. I don't even know who you are. You will. I got it! Activate Instant Kill! Rain fire! But Sire, our troops! Just do it! Is anyone else seeing this? I got this. I got this! Okay, I don't got this. - Help! Somebody, help! - Hey, Queens. Heads up. Hang on. I got you, kid. Hey! Nice to meet--- Oh! My God! What the hell is this? Friday, what are they firing at? Something just entered the upper atmosphere. Oh, yeah! Danvers, we need an assist here. Hi. I'm Peter Parker. Hey, Peter Parker. Got something for me? I don't know how you're gonna get through all that. Don't worry. She's got help. I am... inevitable. And I... am... ... Iron Man. Mr. Stark? Hey... Mr. Stark? Can you hear me? It's Peter. We won. Mr. Stark.... We won, Mr. Stark. We won and you did it, sir. You did it. I'm sorry... Tony... - Hey. - Hey, Pep... - Friday? - Life functions critical. Tony. Look at me. We're gonna be okay. You can rest now. Everybody wants a happy ending, right? But it doesn't always roll that way. Maybe this time. I'm hoping if you play this back, it's in celebration. I hope families are reunited, I hope we get it back, and something like a normal version of the planet has been restored. If there ever was such a thing. God, what a world. Universe, now. If you told me ten years ago that we weren't alone, let alone, you know, to this extent, I mean, I wouldn't have been surprised. But come on, you know? That epic forces of darkness and light that have come into play. And, for better or worse, that's the reality Morgan's gonna have to find a way to grow up in. So I found the time and I recorded a little greeting... In the case of an untimely death. On my part. Not that, death in any time isn't untimely. This time travel thing that we're gonna try and pull off tomorrow, it's, it's got me scratching my head about this. But then again, that's the hero gig. Part of the journey is the end. Everything's gonna work out exactly the way it's supposed to. I love you 3,000. You know, I wish there was a way... that I could let her know. That we won. We did it. She knows. They both do. How you doing, Squirt? - Good. - You good? - Okay. You hungry? - Mm-hmm. - What do you want? - Cheeseburgers. You know your Dad liked cheeseburgers? I'm gonna get you all the cheeseburgers you want. Okay. So, when can we expect you back? - About that... - Thor. Your people need a king. No, they already have one. That's funny. You're being serious? It's time for me to be who I am rather than who I'm supposed to be. But you, you're a leader. That's who you are. You know I'd make a lot of changes around here. I'm counting on it. Your Majesty. What will you do? I'm not sure. For the first time in a thousand years, I... I have no path. I do have a ride, though. Move it or lose it, hairbag. Well, here we are. Tree! Good to see you. Well... The As-Guardians of the Galaxy back together again. Where to first? Just so you know, this is my ship still. I'm in charge. I know. I know. Of course, you are. Of course. See, you say of course, but then you touch the map. It makes you think that maybe you didn't realize I was in charge. Quail, that's your own insecurities in there. Okay? I'm merely trying to be of service. An assistant. - Quill. - That's what I said. You should fight one another for the honor of leadership. Sounds fair. - It's not necessary. - It's not. Okay? I got some blasters unless you guys wanna use knives. Oh, yes. Please, use knives. I am Groot. Not necessary. There shall be no knifing one another. Everybody knows who's in charge. It's me. Yes, you! Of course! Of course. Of course. Remember... You have to return the stones at the exact moment you got them. Or you're gonna open up a bunch of nasty alternative realities. Don't worry, Bruce. Clip all the branches. You know, I tried. When I had the gauntlet, the stones, I really tried to bring her back. - I miss them, man. - Me, too. You know, if you want, I can come with you. You're a good man, Sam. This one's on me, though. Don't do anything stupid 'till I get back. How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you. Gonna miss you, Buddy. It's gonna be okay, Buck. How long is this gonna take? For him? As long as he needs, For us, five seconds. Ready, Cap? Alright. We'll meet you back here, okay? You bet. Going quantum. Three.. two.. one... And returning in, five, four, three, two, one... Where is he? I don't know. He blew right by his time stamp. He should be here. - Well, get him back. - I'm trying. - Get him the hell back. - I said, I'm trying! Sam. Go ahead. Cap? Hi, Sam. So did something go wrong, or did something go right? Well, after I put the stones back, I thought... Maybe I'll try some of that life Tony was... telling me to get. How did that work out for you? It was beautiful. I'm happy for you. Truly. Thank you. Only thing bumming me out is the fact I have to live in a world without Captain America. Oh... That reminds me... Try it on. How's it feel? Like it's someone else's. It isn't. Thank you. I'll do my best. That's why it's yours. You wanna tell me about her? No. No, I don't think I will.