Peppa Pig: George Murders Peppa (Funnypasta)

Ok so one day in 2014, I was walking down the street for no particular reason, and I stumbled upon a yard sale, cause isn't that what everybody does when they find a lost episode? On a table I saw a Peppa Pig VHS with words in black Sharpie: "PEPPA PIG: GEORGE MURDERS PEPPA! DON'T WATCH IT! Wait... if were telling you not to watch this then why did we make a VHS out of it?" I was like WTF?! But I bought the VHS for 420 cents. I took it home and put it in my VCR. The intro started and bla bla bla all that crap. Then the episode started with the title card. IT LOOKED LIKE A SPONGEBOB TITLE CARD! It said "George Murders Peppa." It zooms into the house with Despacito blasting in the house. It shows the inside which THE ENTIRE PIG FAMILY WAS DOING THE DEFAULT DANCE FROM FORTNITE AND THEY WERE ALL SCREAMING "GO CRAZY AAAAA GO STUPID AAAAA!" I was like, "What the crap Fortnite and Despacito aren't even out yet! And Go Crazy Go Stupid isn't a meme yet too!" Then Peppa says, "GEORGE YOU DUMMY YOU CAN'T DANCE CUZ YOUR SO STUPID AND UGLY AND YO MOMMA SO FAT, GODZILLA MARRIED HER!" Then George's eyes turn black and he stole the MAGIC SCHOOL BUS AND RAN OVER PEPPA! Peppa turned into a piece of bacon and was eaten by everybody. And then SPONGEBOB CAME OUT OF A PORTAL AND YELLED AT THE PIG FAMILY (or what was left of them), "AY YO MAN, YOU STOLE MY TITLE CARD BRO, YOU GONNA GET SUED BY ME MAH MAN! NICK JR. IS GONNA DIE, AND NOW I FINALLY GET TO TRY FOR BABY *wheezing now* WITH THE GRIM REAPER *stops wheezing* FOR OVER 9000 YEARS! GO CRAZY AAAAAAA GO STUPID AAAAA EXTREME EDITION LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" Then another title card showed up saying, "GEORGE KILLS PEPPA PART 2: THE EXTREMELY TOTALLY NOT CLICKBAIT BATTLE OF 2014! (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED) (WW3 STARTS)" The episode ended there. I then burned the VHS and ate it for dinner.

Inspired by Ed.avi.exe.wmv

Part 2 will come out when I feel like it.