Apple and Onion: Apple’s Revenge (REMASTERED)

I was an intern for Cartoon Network and I worked on shows such as Steven Universe, Gumball and of course, Apple and Onion. But after the incident, I quitted working on A&O. There was a VHS on the floor in Cartoon Network Studio and it said: “Apple and Onion: Apple’s Revenge”. I was confused, why would there be a title like that, but enough rambling.

It started in the apartment with Apple sitting on his bed, crying. Onion came in and asked “What’s wrong Apple?” Apple replied “You! You are what’s wrong!” Onion said “But why?” ”Because you keep ruining my life!” Onion said “Shut up, Apple, it’s clear you‘re just going crazy.” Apple replied “YOU DARE TELL ME, YOUR FRIEND APPLE, TO SHUT UP??!!!” Onion said “Apple, calm down.” They were fighting for a couple minutes and then they stopped. Apple started crying and Onion was too.

Then, Apple took out a shotgun and shot Onion in the eye, Onion started falling apart, then Apple took out a knife and sliced Onion up and then ate him! I vomited so hard that you can’t vomit so much to the level of its vomitness. Then Apple ate his arms and legs and I vomited again! Then Apple said something I couldn’t understand and then I translated it to: “He was first, you are next, once you see the red light, you will die.” I freaked out so much that I even stopped working for Cartoon Network!

One month later, I found out that Apple and Onion had long since been cancelled. I was relieved.