A Big Day For Pooh (My Friends Tigger & Pooh Lost Episode)

Author's Note (Read This First)
Before you start reading, just know that the story you're about to read is a funnypasta, and is not meant to be taken seriously. With that being said, I hope you enjoy the story.

The Story
I think that we can all agree that Disney Junior sucks now. I think that's it's appartant Disney has no clue what it is doing with this channel anymore, and neither do I.

The programs have all become complete trash, and while we do occassionally get gems like Doc McStuffins or Sofia The First more often than not they're real.... bad and smelly. However it wasn't always like that.

If you grew up in the 1990's or the early 2000's, you'd know that Disney Junior which was named Playhouse Disney at the time was actually pretty good with some fantastic programs including Bear In The Big Blue House, Handy Manny, etc. It was on February 14. 2011 that the network changed to Disney Junior, and that was the day Playhouse Disney died.

However, what many people don't know is that the change from Playhouse Disney to Disney Junior wasn't a company decision or marketing ploy, no in reality it was actually due to an episode of a certain cartoon about a certain yellow bear which caused the head of the studio at the time Joseph Green to fire all the staff, and replace them with new ones once Disney Junior was established.

How do I know this you might be asking? Well cliche as this might sound I actually used to be an intern for Playhouse Disney from 2004 to 2011 along with my wife Emily, and my part-time lover Pompidou. I hated my wife because let's just say she was quite cosy with some of the executives at Playhouse Disney. Basically she slept with them that's kind of the point I was trying to make. However, Emily's blaint cheating is actually what got me my job at the studio in the first place so I have to thank her for that I suppose. Notice that I'm talking about Emily in past tense... you'll soon find out why.

As for my part-time lover Pompidou, I always loved him more than Emily, and we're actually planning on getting married during the Christmas hoildays if you wanna come dear reader? I've already bought you tickets.

Sorry for that random tangent anyway, this story all began on a freezing cold day in December 2010. I don't remember the exact date because I'm not a computer boyio!

Me and my coworkers including Emily and Pompidou were called into the viewing room to watch the brand new episode of My Friends Tigger and Pooh. If you haven't see it I'll give you a brief summary.

It's about Winnie The Pooh and Tigger too along with a girl named Darby who takes the role of Christopher Robin in the series having their own detective service called the Super Sleuths. They spend every episode helping a character with problem. I didn't really like this show that much but Emily loved it, and so did Pompidou.

Pompidou began rubbing his bold head up and down before saying, "ooh I don't like this Peter I don't like this one bit!" "Why?" I asked. "The bingo game's been cancelled tonight due to the weather." Pompidou explained while crying. I shook my head as another intern named Mark Bergin put the disc into the DVD player.

The episode started with the normal theme song, and it was completely normal. The only real difference is that Pooh was 1 inch taller than normal. I vomited all over Pompidou's bald head;.when I saw that.

The episode then started with Pooh walking down the 100 Hundred Acre Wood with a big smile on his face. Pooh was walking for awhile until he entered a small play area where he ran into Tigger and Darby.

Darby waved at Pooh when she saw him, and greeted him with, "hi Pooh good to see you're happy today!" "Yeah Pooh old boy I've never seen you that happy." Tigger said also happily. I got sick again. "Well today is actually quite an important day for little old me." Pooh explained before continuing, "my entire family is coming down here to visit me." "Wow that sounds amazing pooh!" Darby exclaimed while giving Pooh a hug. Tigger looked really uncomfortable as Darby had put laxatives in his orange juice.

"What time will they be arriving?" Darby asked, and Pooh responsed with, "they''ll be here at... um oh bother I've forgotten what time they'll be here." Pooh said sadly. "Don't worry Pooh we'll help you rememember, but this looks like a job for the Super....." Darby didn't get to finish her sentence as Tigger began taking a dump in the punch bowl they at the picnic table for some reason. "Oh I remember now!" Pooh exclaimed happily before continuing, "they'll be here at 2 o'clock this afternoon." "Oh buggering buggerton I only have an hour to get everything ready for them." Pooh said sadly. "Don't worry Pooh we'll help you get ready right Tigger?" Darby asked while nudging Tigger in his crotch area causing it to bleed. "No." Tigger said but his reply was ignored.

It then showed a montage of everyone getting things ready for Pooh's family arrival. Emily just eating my ear, and I pushed her off as the episode continued.

Pooh and his friends gathered outside his house to await the arrival of his family when a small Rolls Royce pulled up on the parking lot. Four bears got out of the car, and walked over to Pooh and the gang.

One of the bears who was dressed like a 1970's gangster, came up to Eeyore, and said, "sup boi wanna smoke some weed?" "I rather smoke some crack." Eeyore said while listening to a podcast by Uncle Ramus. "Aren't you going to introduce us Pooh?" Another bear who was dressed in a Royal Navy uniform asked. "Yes of course." Pooh said before continuing, "guys this is my family." Pooh then began listening his family's names one by one.

The gangster dressed bear was named Franklin and he was Pooh's older brother, the Royal Navy uniform wearing bear was named Ainsley he was Pooh's father, another bear being Pooh's mother was wearing a red dress was ironcially also named Emily, and another bear who was Pooh's younger brother dressed in a three piece suit named Tim.

"So these are the friends you've be telling us about?" Emily asked while walking around the gang in a circle not a square because this poo is cold. "Yes yes yes." Pooh said while making a sandwich with honey in it. "They're lovely." Tim said who sounded like Tim Curry. Ironic I know, but he really did. "I'm afriad Pooh I have to go early as my hotel is having some problems with a stolen credit card." Tim said as a limousine pulled up beside him with a big fat driver getting out of the car.

The driver pulled out a large cheesey pizza before saying, "Mr Pooh your very own cheese pizza." This caused Bergin to run out of the room in fear. 'Pussy,' I thought to myself.

I bet you're probably now wondering why this episode caused Playhouse Disney to change into Disney Junior? Well get ready because that question wiill be soon be answered.

Pooh then asked if Tim could have a quick sandwich, and Tim agreed. He ate the sandwich, and then died on the spot. Yeah not even joking on that one. "Pooh you stupid bastard. That sandwich had honey on it!" Franklin yelled as he pulled out a tommygun, and shot himself in the temple killing himself.

"What the hell!?" Darby exclaimed in utter shock and fear. "Shut up Darby you annoying little roe rag!" The driver complained while eating the cheesey pizza that was meant for Tim.

Ainsley and Emily didn't seem to acknowledge the deaths of their sons, and instead made their way inside Pooh's house for the party. The party was pretty normal for the most part, but at some point Emily and Tigger disapeared from the party.

Halfway through the party, an angry Ainsley came running down the stairs with Tigger and Emily following behind. Basically, Ainsley explains to the gang that he found Tigger and Emily doing a lot of inapporiate things together. They were caught playing with Star Wars Lego. Ainsley then said, "I want a divource! I never liked you anyway Em. I only married you because you were pregenant with Franklin.

I'm gonna marry my true love Luca Brasi." Ainsley annouced as a small SUV pulled up outside, The driver walked in, and revealed himself as Luca Brasi. "But one thing must be understood I would never go against The Godfather: Don Corleone is a man I respect... I understand he must put his sons before me in the family business." Luca explained. "Pure poetry." Remie the rat said while pulling that cheesey face he made when Gusto made that soup.

"Take me shopping big boy!" Ainsley exclaimed as Luca picked him up, and ran outside with him in his arms. The two ran towards the sunset as the song Love Lifts Up Where We Belong played in the background.

Emily then starting crying before exclaiming "That's it I'm moving to Spain to marry a handsome scuba diver named Jim!" She then got into the limousine from eariler, and it drove away into the distance.

Rabbit then got a text on his phone, and exclaimed, "guys guess what my family is coming over for a visit in that swell?" "No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The whole gang screamed, as the episode ended with the normal credits.

Joseph Green came in, and yelled, "who the hell made that episode!?" None of us spoke up out of fear of what he might do to us.