I Found Out How The Toy Story Toys Are Made

People Say That The Toys In Toy Story Are Alive Because Of Magic. And Some People Say That The Toys Are Alive Because A Child Loves Them. But This The Real Story, And It’s Quite Tragic.

How Toys Get Their Sentience:

Toys Are Made When Pixar Summons The Devil To Help Them Give Life To Their Toys. They Have To Kill One Of Their Employees To Reincarnate Him/Her As A Toy, And The Devil Puts The Employee‘s Soul Into The Toy. He Wipes The Employee‘s Memory To Make Him/Her Forget They Were Once Human, And The Process Is Complete. Toys Have To Freeze If Humans Are In The Room Because The Souls Will Escape.

How Toys Are Made:

Santa Claus Uses The Corpses Of Naughty Children To Make The Toys Themselves. He Puts Them In A Giant Meat Grinder To Cut Them Up Into Pieces. The Elves Then Reassemble The Corpses And Put Them In A Machine Called The ‘Plastifier’. This Machine Gives The Corpses Their Plastic Texture And Look. To Get Rid Of The Rotten Flesh Smell, The Elves Spray Scented Oils On Them. The Toys Are Then Delivered To Toy Stores.