Dafuckermonster

I am Eddie Brock. I live in New York, Im really bad at jobs. I got a box from the girl I once love, Gwen. It came with a letter...

"Brock, You loser!!! This thing is eating me alive. It's some kind of entity. I'm writing this from the hospital. so I'm using Proloquo2Go on an iPad. The box of the thing that eat me alive is in the box."

-Gwen Stacy

Why would I open something that would make fucked me? I wouldn't be so dumb. The box was a cardboard box, and the only writing on it was VENOM this was creeping me out but I opened it anyways... After I opened it, I found out it was... a black cat, I play with it anyways, I pulled it's tail and it turned to my desk and started writing negative things like "Commiting suicide is good!" or "Fat people are idiots"

3 hours have passed and it is still writing negative things, like "Kill Peter Parker" and "Yo Momma is fat" In fact, he's nearly at the end of the jotter I was given by my former boss. I thought some random gibberish would work, so I said "Booga" But then he repeated what I said.

Suddenly, He started grab me, right in the crotch, and then in the testicles. I was screaming. I didn't know what to do. I had to badly go to pee, but then I couldn't make it in time. I wet myself. He drank all of the pee that was in the small puddle, and slashed my butt off.

I am now Venom, and will be forever. I have developed immortality. I am offering a millionth dollar reward to find and kill Spiderman, and still waiting and i'll still be coming to him.