The Simpsons: Don't Watch Alone!

The Simpsons. A loving cartoon family, which everyone around the world knows. Hell, even in countries without television, they recognize Simpsons catchphrases. You just gotta say, "Cow-A-Bonga dude!" or one of Homer's many D'ohs. And voila, people recognize it from The Simpsons.

But what about me, what about Monty Burns? I was the bad guy, oh sure, maybe in a couple of seasons, the villain. But the they made me soft over the years, they wrote me into an inescapable pushover role. Then one day, rather recently, I snapped, killing Bart with my bare hands. No more would I be subjected to his ridiculous shenanigans. But something happened... After I let that badly drawn blood on me, I became more real, like the ones who make us, the artists, the voice actors, the directors, etc. I liked being real, well, or at least, closer to real.

So when the time came, I did something I've wanted to do almost as much as I wanted to kill Bart. I sawed in half, that terrorist Apu. Yes, no one will be "Coming again" to that blemish of a Quick-E-Mart store. And again I was made more real. I could breath, I could feel my heart beat. Hell, I can even smell. And this town smells terrible.

Just one more kill would probably do. So I left the fictional town of Springfield, and now... Well... And now, I just need some more blood. And that's where YOU come in...