CrashBandicoot.exe

OK,so all this started when I got back from a long walk. It was almost 90 degrees outside,It was so hot out,I needed to get some rest inside.

And I decided to downnload some new apps on my new iPhone6 since I had hardly any,most of the games were either gay or just looked retarted,but the last one confused me a bit.

It was strangely an .exe version of Crash Bandicoot,Crash Bandicoot was pretty popular in gaming at this time,but It was just "Crash.exe" and nothing else,It was free,so I just decided to download it.

After I downloaded it,I wanted to play it right away.

So I did.

It began normally,even down to showing me the normal title screen and first level,but the only problem was,I couldn't jump normally,I would just jump 1 centimeter in the air. I couldn't break boxes,I couldn't collect anything and basically all I could do was walk and jump.

When I finished the level,I wanted to see why this file was so weird,so I kept playing,but now,there was text on the map that said, "PLAY MORE..."

Then the second level started,It looked the same,but now the contrast was a disgusting pink.

I walked forward a little,only to see a clone of Crash next to a river. He was just standing there. Motionless. I tried to touch him. But It was pointless