The Loud House Theory

This Is A Disturbing Theory About The Loud House. Let’s Begin.

The Theory:

All Of The Loud Kids Are Dead Or Comatose And In A Computer Simulation.

For Starters, Lincoln Died When He Got Physically Injured By His Drunk Father And Was Rushed To The Hospital. He Later Passed Away. In The Simulation, The Parents Only Exist When The Kids Need To Be Punished. Lori Killed Herself With A Gun In Her Mom’s Purse After Her Boyfriend Cheated On Her With Carol. In The Simulation, Her Boyfriend Is Programmed To Text Her 24/7. Luna Died When She Fell Off The Stage At The Mick Swagger Concert. In The Simulation, She Constantly Plays Music To Forget It Happened. She Is The Only One Who Knows She And Her Siblings Are In The Simulation. Lynn Got Hit In The Chest By A Football And Got Knocked Comatose. In The Simulation, The Incident Never Happened. Luan Died By Jumping Off The School Roof Because She Offended Someone With Her Jokes. In The Simulation, She Is Programmed To Only Stick To The Comedy Category. Lana Died From Getting Very Sick From Playing In The Mud, And Lola Died In A Car Accident On The Way To Her Pageant. Lisa Died When One Of Her Experiments Went Wrong. In The Simulation, Lisa’s Experiments Are Preprogrammed, Lana Never Gets Sick From Her Habits, And Lola Never Died In The Car Accident. Lucy Was A Depressed Emo Who Killed Herself Due To Bullying At School. In The Simulation, No One Ever Bullies Her. And Lily Was Stillborn. In The Simulation, She Is Programmed Into It As A Self Aware AI.