Reading Blaster: Ages 0-0

Last weekend, I was drawing a sketch of THX Toonsville United using paper over my computer monitor (my favorite scene with Mametchi, Memetchi, Kuchipatchi, and Violetchi) when a fullscreen installation program popped up.

In the upper left corner was "Reading Blaster Ages 0-0". What? Is that what Knowledge Adventure would call an age level? I decided to install it anyways.

The Game
I signed in, and it started with the intro. However, instead of Blaster playing with a soccer ball, he played with Mel, which probably appeared to damage him.

The rest was normal, but when Blaster crashed into a building, he got his head injured and fell at a high speed.

Again, the rest was normal. What was weird was that even though Blaster played with Mel, they built him...again.

When the intro ended, there was no post-intro cutscene. It just went straight to the main zone.

The Main Zone
W.I.P.