Javier

This is Jav, he’s a Spider Monkey who might be Bisexual, but we’re not sure. Look up, look waaaaaaaaaay up into his eyes. Those eyes are very deceiving. He’s smiling despite the pain that he’s been through. He just woke up from a coma. He clearly has had nothing negative effect him whatsoever, but it’s a big fat lie!

His parents are dead, he can regrow his head, he pees in the bush, he doesn’t smoke kush. He’s not gay, ‘just wants to play, he doesn’t watch Adam Sandler, and he’s getting his surname changed to Mander.