Goodbye Patrick

I'm not gonna tell you who I am. But I will just say one thing about me. I'm just an ordinary guy.

Once upon a time, no wait, that's a sucky way to start. I'll just get on with the story. A while ago I was looking up on SpongePedia, you know, that one will about that show on Nickelodeon, Spongebob Squarepants. When I was looking through the articles, my computer screen flickered on a blue screen with the words "WWW. Bob esponja forms .com". It translated to WWW. Spongebob Forms .com. As I typed it into the search bar and pressed ENTER on my keyboard, a chat room went on the screen as fast as a blink of an eye. I then thought that this must be the website of WWW. Spongebob Forms .com. Here is what the chat was like.

DarkDoritoz: So, you wanna hear a story?

DuhIidiottt420: OK

DarkDoritoz: once in an interview, Stephen Hillenburg said, " There would be a new episode called Goodbye Patrick. " It was an early test reel to see how Season 3 would go.

DuhIidiottt420: I don't believe you.

OverwatchYesBabygamesNo: we're signing off.

DarkDoritoz: OK

DuhIidiottt420 has left the chat

OverwatchYesBabygamesNo has left the chat

I logged in the chat.

User has logged in the chat

User: tell me more about the episode

DarkDoritoz: click on this link then

He gave me the link and once I clicked it, the website was just a white screen and one video was there. I decided that maybe it was just a trick and the video was just a troll video or a Rickroll. But it wasn't any of those things. The episode was just named "Goodbye Patrick" just like how DarkDoritoz called it.

The episode starts with Spongebob, Squidward, Sandy and Mr. Krabs with the exception of Patrick. They talked and talked about Patrick's addiction to the weed, and they must do something about it. They decided not to tell Spongebob about this, so Spongebob has cotton balls in his ears.

They get in a nearby boat with Patrick, and they drop him off 250 miles away from his home and the gang tells Patrick that not to come back home.

Timecard for six months later.

Spongebob was taking it REAL hard over Patrick's disappearance. The next day Mr. Krabs found a stash of drugs underneath the grill where Spongebob cooks the patties. Spongebob confessed, and he said it was because he was too depressed over Patrick being gone for a long time. I mean, can you even blame Spongebob? And how his best friend was gone for six months? Now, I wouldn't blame him for a million dollars. But Mr. Krabs just ignored what Spongebob said and sent him to the cops to arrest him for illegal drug use.

During jail, Spongebob had heard from an individual who heard that one guy busted out of prison with a spoon. Spongebob took his advice and escaped jail. When he was safe and sound, Patrick drove his boat to Spongebob and said he needs him, and you have to imagine Spongebob's expression on his face when he heard those words.

First they had to get to Sandy's supply of guns, then they will be prepared. The guns were in a tumbled down shed. Spongebob crawled into a spider infested air vent, then he reached the room with the stash. Sandy popped right up and tried to punish Spongebob. She was the towns supplier, so she pointed out a gun towards Spongebob. However, just before she pulled the trigger, Patrick socked Sandy in the stomach, knocking her out. Patrick and Spongebob took some of the guns and drove in silence to the town he was dropped off alone that night. He drove to an alley where there were a battle was going on, Spongebob and Patrick's side were outnumbered, also poorly armed. The other team was lead by Plankton, the owner of the Chum Bucket. Spongebob stayed in the boat while the battle began. Right where Patrick was almost going to die by Plankton, Spongebob leaped out of the car and knocked Plankton off of Patrick. Only realising that Patrick was in Plankton's team, and so was everyone participating in the battle. Patrick told Spongebob, " I was left alone, and I made my own team. I had tricked you, and so I think I should do something about it. " Spongebob went to his knees, and looked up as Patrick had a loaded pistol in his hands. Spongebob had years rolling down his eyes, as he said with the final words,

" Goodbye Patrick. "

The screen went to red as a loud gunshot was heard. The episode faded to black and there were no credits. I turned off the computer and went to bed, and that night, I had bad dreams.

I advise you NOT to find the episode, because if you do, you will have the same dreams I had last night. But don't worry, because when I went back on the website I found the episode on the next morning, the video was reported and got a copyright claim.