Goodbye Spongebob

It was July 2011, and I was at a coffee shop. I was drinking a nice, warm cup of tea, while I was surfing the web.

I later decided to go on YouTube and search for SpongeBob episodes. I saw that one that had a pretty weird title, Goodbye SpongeBob (LOST EPISODE). I thought he would run away from home (similiar to Whatever Happened to SpongeBob?) in this episode. Still curious, I clicked the video. The page took 15 minutes to load.

After the loading, the episode started with the opening theme. After SpongeBob played his nose like a flute, it went to black for 2 seconds. Then it cut to the title card. The text was white, and the background was a tombstone. The text read, "GOODBYE SPONGEBOB".

The episode started with SpongeBob watching TV with Gary. Then there was a knock on the door.

Patrick said he'll go on a family vacation for 2 weeks. SpongeBob said he'll miss him, and said goodbye.

A time card then popped up, reading "48 HOURS LATER". It cut to SpongeBob reading a newspaper on his couch.

Then, there is a LOUD knock on the door. I almost spilled my tea, so I muted the volume a little.

Sandy comes through the door urgently and said that Patrick died in a plane crash.

SpongeBob laughed. "Good joke, Sandy!"

Then Sandy has a serious look on her face, and in a stern voice, she said,

"It wasn't a joke."

SpongeBob suddenly bursts into tears, and runs to his bedroom.

A "THE NEXT DAY" title card pops up, and it cuts to Patrick's funeral. SpongeBob (obviously), Patrick's parents, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Gary, and even Squidward were there. They were all sobbing realistically for 5 minutes.

It cut to black for 25 seconds, and it showed SpongeBob at his desk (from Procrastination). In front of him was a sheet of paper and a pencil, and started writing. He spoke out loud as he wrote.

Here's what he said/wrote:

"Without Patrick in my life, I am nothing. He made me what I am today and I'm thankful for him. But now, with him dead, I just have no purpose in my life. I cannot live without Patrick. If she is dead, then I want to be dead. Goodbye people. I am really sorry if I am hurting anyone for doing this, but I can't just live like this.... without Patrick.

''If anyone finds this note, then I'm probably dead. Goodbye cruel world.''"

There is no noise after that, except for SpongeBob saying "Farewell...", and a realistic tear came out of his eye. The tear looked like a drop of water was rolling down my laptop screen.

It cuts to a rope hanging from the ceiling. SpongeBob brings the noose around his neck, and stands up on a stool. He sighs sadly, and kicks the stool underneath him. His body drops faster than a lead balloon. SpongeBob just... stays there, and there's no audio at all. It's dead silent.

He was still hanging, and the camera stayed on him, as his body swung sideways. And he was dead.

The camera cuts to static, and it cut to the static. However, it only listed "Written by: Stephen Hillenburg".

I was scared after seeing that crap. If you see that episode somewhere, DO NOT watch it, and beware.