Exploding Spongebobs (trollpasta)

The episode starts with a random title card saying "Spongebob TNTPants" and "TNTPants" flashes to random things like "ExplosivePants" or "DeadPants" for the amount of time a title card is supposed to pop up, and then it shows the Krusty Krab, but the Krusty Krab is rusty and there is only one customer. Spongebob makes a Krabby Patty but it gets contaminated with rust because all of the stuff is rusty. How is that even possible? Anyways Spongebob closes the Krusty Krab before Mr. Krabs stops it since he did not notice it. The Krusty Krab shatters into pieces and so does Mr. Krabs for some odd reason a few seconds later. Spongebob and the grill stay intact, however. Like most SpongeBob fast-forwards, the grill isn't rusty anymore as if the Krusty Krab wasn't rusty when it even existed. Then he makes 39879474987492743927984798579 Krabby Patties and then Bikini Bottom is covered in Krabby Patties. The Krabby Patties then mutate and eat people, and Spongebob says "What have I done!?" right before he gets eaten by a mutated Krabby Patty. Bikini Bottom is now just a giant Krabby Patty. Then the Krabby Patty eats the universe and explodes into hyper-realistic blood and everything is just red pixels. It then zooms into a microscopically small Spongebob that explodes, ending the episode for no reason.

This pasta has good grammar but is a trollpasta and a wall of text pasta.