ED EDD EDDY LOST EPISODE: Ed.avi.exe.wmv

SO…………. One day, I was an intern for Cartoon Network in 2008, because THAT’S totally OG. I also created scripts, which is why we have episodes like “Smile for the Ed” and “If it smells like an Ed”. But one episode was so UBER realistic, SPOOPY SCARY, and Hot, that I vowed to NEVER WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE OF ED EDD EDDY AGAIN! SO LETSA GO!

So let's go to 2/24/2008. I was rolling down the street, and rolling to the beat, when I saw a rainbow VHS called “Lost Ed Edd Eddy episode: DO NOT WATCH OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE TO THE HANDS OF…………..uhhhhh…… Andrew Skinner, I guess……?” So I did the most Huge mistake ever thought by man. I picked it up, ran to CN studios Naruto style, and decided to round up other interns to watch it with me. I shoved the tape into the laserdisc player, (Because logic is diggity darn overrated, ok buddy chum bucket pal?) and it played for some UNGODLY reason. Like I said, I WILL NEVER WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE OF ED EDD EDDY EVER AGAIN, BECASE IT’S SCARY!

Let’s get in the main bacon cheeseburger meat of the story, shall we? So the show started like it would, but in the intro, there was UBER HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD EVERYWHERE, because THAT’S  spooky………. Right? Also Double D (Edd) was obsessing over My Little Pony, and Eddy was drinking Double D’s tears, (for some reason Double D was crying), and Ed was doing the Macarena. I was so spooked by the blood because i’m a pussy cat. Then the episode started, And it was spookier than Skwodware commits not alive anymore!

So the episode started with All the neighborhood kids (Including Mr. Krabs) running around like DORKS. But Ed was missing for some reason. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm …………. Odd. Then Satan appeared and cast his satanic spells on everybody but Ed, Making them Satan fanatics. They Stormed Ed's house, and took him to a satanic ritual room that appears without any context or had any implication that it exists. Then they burned Ed to death in a super duper ultra supremely HYPER REALISTIC WAY. Then Some how, Some way, Mrs. Frizzle crashes her bus Into the culdesac, BLOWING ALL OF IT UP, AND TURNING THEM ALL INTO FRICKING KRABBY PATTIES! then the episode ended.

I was SUPER HYPER ULTRA SPOOKED BECAUSE OF HOW HORROFYING IT WAS! I HAD A LOT OF EXPLOSIVE DIAREAH THAT ROCKETED ME BACK HOME! I COULDN'T SLEEP FOR 666 HOURS!

You were probably expecting me to die to a Ed Edd Eddy character or a skeleton to pop out and kill me, right? Well no, not at all. I'm living my life normally in a nice house at Ohio. But if you want, ill end this off with a random jumble of letters/numbers. ARE YOU READY KIDS? 3,2,1, GO! gkewgfur7t5y4307f8uhyot3847t578rg4308o7yt387ty538yty439pingas578369487t3t5trueygg3yg948yg438gt86666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666!

NOTE: This story is a Funnypasta, and not meant to be taken seriously.

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