NEDM.exe

I was browsing YTMND on my desktop computer one day, checking the newest sites. YTMND isn't very active or popular nowadays, so there weren't that many things there. But one thing caught my eye: "NEDM.exe".

NEDM is my favourite out of all the YTMND fads, and the name indicated it would be related to creepypasta, something else I have an interest in. So I clicked on it.

Big mistake.

When the YTMND loaded, it asked to download a file called "NEDM.exe". I was confused, as I knew that YTMND was not designed to allow this. But I downloaded it, because I was curious.

When the file finished downloading, it opened itself in full screen. The background was similar to that Japanese video about a haunted Youtube channel. The music that was playing was the familiar NEDM fad music, but with an audio effect similar to these weird videos with inverted colors. Suddenly, 5 seconds later, the NEDM cat head appeared, but with eyes like the ones Sonic had in that really horrible pasta from 2008. I tried to press Alt+F4, but it didn't work. I tried to turn off my computer, but it didn't work.

As the program continued, the visuals became worse. There was hyper-realistic... everything. (Sorry for using the "HR" word.) I even thought I saw images of dead children flashing on the screen. The music gave way to horrific screaming, and then, suddenly, silence.

As a last resort, I unplugged my monitor from the tower and unplugged the tower from the wall, but the horrific video just kept going. The cat head started slowly zooming into the screen. When the cat head had taken up the whole screen, the video suddenly cut off. In its place was the following text in a red Comic Sans font on a black background:

"ti dukse lerci NEDM cu se daspo lo do skami "

which is Lojban text that translates to:

"It is too late. NEDM has destroyed your computer."

Then it slowly faded away. I plugged the monitor and tower back in and tried to turn them back on, but they didn't. Luckily, I had made backups the previous day.

The day after this happened, I went on my laptop, opened up a virtual machine, and connected to YTMND in an attempt to find the program. But I couldn't find the YTMND. Going to "nedmexe.ytmnd.com", where I found this thing, just gave me the YTMND 404 error page, with the staticy silhouette of Sean Connery.

But instead of its usual text, "404 MAN NOT FOUND (DOG)", it said:

"666 GOD NOT FOUND (NEDM)"