Sonic Loses It.

Hi. I am a 22-year old vorarephiliac hedgehog that is obsessed with the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise.

It was 2008, and I was only 12 at the time. I woke up with my fur covered in piss. I usually piss myself in the morning. Anyway, enough information about me.

I took a shower, ate some breakfast, woke up my siblings, Sonichu, Basher, and Sarah, and waited for something to happen.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang. I excitedly opened the door to find nothing but a box. It said "From DHX Media" on it, which was actually because DiC Entertainment went defunct in 2008 and DHX Media was created in 2006.

My (non-existent) dick got huge from this amazing box. I opened it, and it was a Video Home System tape.