Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax (Part l)

Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax (Part l) written by TheDarkCat97
It all started when I was about twenty years old at the time, I was at a friend's house and was watching some episodes of reruns of Murderbrawl XXXI when a commercial came on. It was a couple of advertisement for Freckle Bitches, Forgive and Forget, and for the new episode of Nightblade.

"Dude, what if I got a job at Murderbrawl?!" My friend, Paul, asked.

"C'mon, you wouldn't stand a chance with Killbane!" I replied, "He'll fuck you up in seconds!" We were just chillin', smoking some of my bag of Chronic as Paul rambled on taking down Killbane; the meanest son of a bitch I've ever seen.

"Man, Killbane's a wuss, he's ass gonna be hurt it'll be like he took a prison tour!"

"One, you're high as hell. Two, you couldn't even take on the Third Street Saints even if you tried."

"Oh-ho-ho! You doubting me, son?! Bitch please, those mothafuckas ain't got nuthin' on me! Besides, I'll whack Nacho Libre more times then a masturbation tournament!"

"First you gotta get a job, a J.O.B. you feel me?"

"Man, I got a job, I got one at Friendly Fire down the block."

"Aw shit, for real?"

"Uh-huh, and the best thing is, I got me enough dough to buy me three firearm for myself!"

I smiled and said, "Wooo! May the Lord be praised!"

"Amen, brotha, a-MEN!"

Just then, I changed the channel to a gameshow of some sort, it was a bit odd at first, but we were too stoned to imagine what sites behold us with.

The announcers were Zach and Bobby (as usual) as they narrated the show. "Hello Steelport, and welcome to Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax!"

"Time to see how the game is played!" Bobby said.

"Fight your way through Professor Genki's Super Sparkle App for fun and profit!" Zach announced.

"Now with every man, woman, and tiger shot, your prize money goes up." Bobby said, "But look out, nobody likes it when you shoot a panda."

They then say in unison, "Unethical!"

Bobby then says, "When you collect enough money, the door your at opens up and you're free to go."

"But if you think that's easy," Zach says,