Talk:Dora's Real Life/@comment-4974178-20180213003145

Jesus. This story is godawful. Why are y'all giving this trite positive reviews. here's every single problem with this story

1. Wouldn't a parent usually watch something beforehand to make sure it's safe for their kid? I know it's Dora but still, you got a DVD off of ebay. Make sure they didn't put Texas Chainsaw Massacre on that disc!

2. The idea is creative, but the problem is that half of the fear comes from gore. Gore alone is NOT scary, it's like a spice, add it to something already spooky to make it stand out. Nobody likes just plain spice. You ever see someone just eating paprika?

3. I'll give you credit where credit's due. Thanks for translating that spanish out.

4. What the hell do Tom Tucker and Dianne Simmons have to do with this? You do realize that adding in pointless refrences damages a story? It's like adding in a Holocaust joke in Sesame Street.

5. Really? An Adult Party Cartoon? I know the whole idea failed after Ren and Stimpy, but at least that was comedic in a way. What kind of person at a party would sit down and watch violent dismemberment of a child?

1/10, this story is complete shit, you only get a point for at least translating. I'm lazy ok?