Patrick's Suicide

Oh I used to love the Nickelodeon show Spongebob Squarepants. It was my favorite show of all time and It always brung a smile on my face no matter what the situation was. But this episode ruined everything I loved about Spongebob.

So I was on Twitter when a user posted a link to a lost episode so Spongebob Squarepants. I was excited as always. I pressed play when the video opened up. Then the intro played but something was wrong about it. The animation looked rough like it wasn't finished yet, the audio was pitched down two octaves and was very distorted. So after the intro the episode's name appeared it was called 'Patrick's Suicide written in a black background and the text was in a dark red color. I was very shocked but I thought of it as a morbid joke seeing how this episode looked unfinished.

The episode starts with Spongebob at Patrick's rock the quality of the animation goes up more like the show's normal quality, though the audio was still very distorted. Spongebob and Patrick were playing Eels and Escalators from the Sailor Mouth episode. After some playing Spongebob said in a dark voice "I won yay". Patrick was crying because he lost but the crying didn't sound like acting but real crying. He then said "Oh come on four rounds and I still lost waaaaaaa". Spongebob then said "Hey Patrick maybe you might win round five lets give it another shot shall we?" Patrick said "Ok". But yet Spongebob won again. Patrick then goes into a tantrum and runs out of his rock, and the animation goes back to looking rough again but even more so than the intro, though the audio goes back to normal. The screen cut to black for 35 seconds and it showed Patrick near the edge of a cliff, he was now sobbing and crying in a realistic way which stayed for about 3 minutes before it cut to a dead women's body lying on a floor. Then Patrick said "If I cant win eels and escalators then I just wont goodbye world." Then Patrick stood at the edge of the cliff and pulled out a gun and pulled the trigger. Patrick's lifeless body fell down into the river below.

The lost episode ends with a black screen and text saying "Patrick is dead, the series is over goodbye" Then the credits rolled for some reason only listing Satan for everything. I thought it was over when I saw something written in blood on my bedroom door saying "YOur nEXt" and beside the door was a Patrick plushie covered in blood.