The Banana Splits: Fleegle’s Depression

This was a really disturbing Episode of The Banana Splits me and my fiancé watched. It came on a VHS tape that said “FLEEGLE“ in red lettering. My Fiancé got a heart attack because of it. We found the tape randomly sitting on our porch. We took it inside, dusted it off, and put it in. The episode began to play. The episode started with Bingo, Drooper, and Snorky singing “Penny Lane“ by the Beatles, with Snorky honking along to the melody. When they were done, The episode got really dark.

Drooper: “Hey, has anyone seen Fleegle? He hasn’t been performing with us all day!”

Bingo and Snorky shook their heads. Suddenly, the three splits heard crying coming from the backstage.

Bingo: “That’s him!”

When the three splits went to the backstage, they saw Fleegle writing “GUILTY“ on the wall in blue marker. He was crying and he had bite marks on his costume.

Drooper: “Fleegs, What’s wrong?”

Fleegle: “I-I-I was beat up by a kid’s father...”

Bingo: “Dude, That’s messed up!”

Fleegle: “I-I know! I accidentally bumped into the kid, and his father got mad and assaulted me...”

Drooper: “My god Fleegle, this isn’t like you...”

Fleegle: “that father deserves to die Drooper... we gotta kill him...”

Drooper: “You’re right Fleegle... He does... Let’s stop him....”

The splits got into their banana buggies and drove to the father’s location. When they got there, the kid’s father was drinking heavily in their backyard. He acted like a redneck.

Father: “What the fuck do you colorful bastards want?”

Drooper: “No one fucks with our friend...”

Drooper Proceeded to bend the father’s fingers backwards until they snapped clean off. Snorky strangled him with his trunk. Fleegle proceeded to throw him into the fence of his backyard. Bingo started throwing punches at the father until his teeth fell out. The kid ran inside the house. Snorky threw an empty beer bottle at his face, shards of glass stuck in his face. Drooper whacked him in the leg with a golf club, shattering the bone.

Father: “Get The fuck away from me you son of a bitch...”

Drooper stomped on his head, crushing his skull and killing him. The episode ended and when I looked at my Fiancé, he was passed out from a heart attack. I rushed him to the hospital, where he is recovering. Now, if you see this Banana Splits episode, stay away from it.