Shadow Reader's Christmas Carol Chapter Two

Author's Note (Read This First)
Right let's do this boys! Here's chapter two in my massive Christmas themed funnypasta about The Shadow Reader. I should also mention that this story is a tad more serious than my normal funnypasta's. So with that being said, I hope you enjoy, and let me know your thoughts in the comment section below.

The Story
Shadow nearly fainted when he saw that DaveTheUseless was driving the car. He had tried to jump out of the cab, but Dave had locked it.

"Where you thinking you going Shadow?" Dave asked as the two drove out of the city into some countryside area. "Listen buddy I don't know what kind of game you're playing here," Shadow complained before continuing with, "but I'm gonna be late for work if you don't turn back right now...." Shadow was shut up after Dave threw a brick at him.

Suddenly like some sort of Doctor Who rip off, the cab drove into some kind of portal which caused it to enter some sort of time vortex. In the vortex, Shadow saw various images including some of it being him doing live streams, footage from Backyardigans, live streams from Shadow Lioness, Shadow Fiend, and others as well as disgusting scenes like a chicken getting humped by an egg, and a man eating his toenails.

The car same to an abrupt stop when it exited the vortex, and crashed in the middle of a trailer park. "Where the fuck are we?" Shadow asked angrily as he got out of the car. He checked his watch, and saw that it was 10.pm. "Goddammit Dave I missed work!" Shadow complained as Dave made his way out of the cab. "Be quiet dear Shadow for we are in the past." Dave explained. "The past?" Shadow asked confused. "Yes Shadow the past." Dave answered before continuing with, "I am the ghost of Christmas past." "But you're not dead." Shadow said confused.

Dave gave a small chuckle before saying, "you really haven't been keeping up to date with your YouTube friends have you Shadow?" Shadow looked puzzled at this which caused Dave to say, "I've been dead for six years!"

It was true Dave had been killed by the Russian Mafia after he gave information about them to the feds. Dave explained to Shadow that because of his good deeds when he alive, he was granted the position of ghost of Christmas of past so he could help show people the error of their ways.

Shadow then asked, "well if we're in the past... when exactly are we?" "December 25th 2019." Dave answered, as the two made their way over to Shadow's trailer where Shadow's past self was doing a live stream. They walked in through the walls of the trailer, and Shadow as well as the stream didn't notice them due to Shadow and the stream viewers being shadows of the past. Things that had been.

Shadow watched as his past self talked to the people on his stream. "Um to answer your question Skyrunner. I don't think I'll ever leave YouTube. YouTube is my life. Sure it may get annoying sometimes with the age restricting bull crap but still I'll get through it." Past Shadow explained. Shadow from the present sighed at this as he had lied to Skyrunner: he did leave YouTube, and he became the man: he swore he would never become. He shook this off however, as he continued watching the stream.

Past Shadow began wishing the people on his stream a happy Christmas, as well as talking about his plans for the New Year.... none of these he actually ended up achieving because 2020 was the year he got contacted by Nickelodeon.

Dave then farted before saying, "right Shadow let's see another episode from your past," as he clicked his fingers causing the trailer to change, and lose the Christmas lights and tree. "Year?" Shadow asked. "June 17th 2020." Dave explained. He then continued with, "The day The Shadow Reader died."

Before Shadow could ask what he meant by this, he saw that his past self was recording a live stream again. Past Shadow began doing Fortnite dances with Otterton placed proudly upon his shoulder. "Why are you so happy Shadow?" Past Shadow asked his stream after stopping the dance. "Well you guys I've got some amazing news!" Past Shadow exclaimed before continuing with, "I just a call from Nicko fricking lodeon! They saw my Backyardigans reboot, and they want to make it into a reality!" Past Shadow exclaimed again while dancing like some sort of crazy penguin named Moe.

Past Shadow then answered some questions from people asking whether he would leave his YouTube channel because of the offer. He told them that while he agreed to take the offer, he would not abandon his YouTube channel, and would stick by it until the day he died. If only he had stayed true to his words.

Shadow was annoyed at this, and told Dave that he wished to see no more. "What's the matter?" Dave asked while flicking his fingers causing the two to appear at the home of The Shadow Fiend. "Look Dave just take me home daddy!" Shadow complained which caused Dave to slap him with his belly. Dave then led Shadow into Shadow Fiend's bedroom where they saw him recording a live stream talking about how he hit 1000 subscribers.