Chef Pee Pee's Suicide 0009

I just want to say that there is not an answer for this, at least not a clear one.

I was an intern for Logan Thirtyacre for my degree in film making. It wasn't paid of course, most internships aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults it might not seem like a big one, but most kids at the time would go crazy over it.

Now, since I worked directly with the editors and crew members, I got to view the new episodes days before they were published. I'll get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. They had very recently made the SuperMarioLogan movie and the entire staff was somewhat sapped of creativity so it took them longer to start up the season. But the delay lasted longer for more upsetting reasons. There was a problem with the series 10 premiere that set everyone and everything back for several months.

Me and two other interns were in the editing room along with the lead film and sound editors for the final cut. We received the link that was supposed to be "Jeffy The Rapper 2" and gathered around the screen to watch. Now, given that it isn't final yet editors often put up a mock YouTube title, sort of an inside joke for us, with phony, often times lewd titles, such as "Junior's Aids!" instead of "Bowser Junior Gets Rabies!" when Bowser Junior got bitten by a wild squirrel. Nothing particularly funny but work related chuckles. So when we saw the YouTube title "Chef Pee Pee's Suicide" we didn't think it more than a morbid joke.

One of the interns did a small throat laugh at it. The happy stock music played as normal. It started off quite light-hearted. Chef Pee Pee and Junior were in the kitchen and Junior was bothering Chef Pee Pee, Bowser and his wife were on a couch next to them, watching. Something was off. First, they never mentioned nor showed Junior's mom as far as I was aware. That, however, was the least of my concerns. The sound was messed up. It panned to Bowser and his wife, and in a voice of deep sorrow, Bowser spoke.

"It's such a shame," he sighed.

It then cut short to the sound of static and a loud scream, followed by the sound of two people choking. This sounded less like voice actors or someone pretend choking; it sounded as though it was an actual audio recording of two people being choked to death.

The scene then switched to Junior and Chef Pee Pee standing in front of what looked like a gravestone labeled, "R.I.P. MOMMY AND DADDY". The two of them had no faces. At this point, there was also no sound, apart from faint static. This scene remained on screen for about a minute and a half, before it cut away into black.

It then changed scene again, now showing Junior and Chef Pee Pee sitting in Junior's room. Both of them were sobbing. The sobs were so realistic and heart wrenching that it sounded like it was taken from a real person mourning.

What happened next was probably the most disgusting, yet saddest thing I have ever witnessed. The scene had changed to Chef Pee Pee sitting in his room. He was standing on a chair with a noose hanging from the ceiling. He had brought it around his neck. The scene faded to black and the static got louder. Almost instantly, it then cut to Junior walking in on Chef Pee Pee.

He let out a gut twisting scream. The camera was panned on his face as the sound of the chair being kicked and the same choking from before began to play. The picture of Chef Pee Pee's face stayed on screen for a good five minutes. This time, his eyes were gaping holes. Junior then started crying, and as before, there were no other facial features. The static slowly grew louder and drowned out the sound of his cries.

It then cut to in Jackie Chu's (Junior's Teacher) class, the entire scene looked really depressing, it was dark and nobody was smiling, it was ominously quiet, but then, Junior began to speak, "does anyone know what happened to Jackie Chu? He's never been this late" "maybe he died" said Joseph.

Junior: What the fuck Jospeh? Stop being so fucking negative, it's like your positivity doesn't even exist!

I was a bit shocked to see an SML episode with uncensored cursing in it.

Joseph: Just like how you're penis doesn't fucking exist, I seen you in the locker room and it's so small, it practically disappeared.

Junior: Eww, you're so gay looking at my dick and shit, at least I don't use my computer and jerk off to men spraying their bazooka juice all over their muscular partner!

The whole class besides Jospeh: *laughs out loud*

Jospeh: You fucking asshole, I thought I told you that was a secret between you and me!

Cody: Actually it's "you and I" retar-

Joseph: Shut the fuck up you know-it-all douchebag, you'll never get fucking laid because girls don't dig guys with four fucking eyes!

Cody: Fuck off you bastard! Joseph: What the actual fuck is this?!
 * Joseph notices Junior's backpack and sees a Fortnite action figure covered with semen*

Junior: Look, I was just really lonely and I needed to jerk off somehow!

Joseph: You accuse me of being a homo, yet you splatter your jizz all over a macho character from a horrible fucking game!

Joseph's eyes suddenly became black holes with black blood spilling out of it, he then got out a gun from his backpack that he was originally going to use to shoot up the school and shoots himself with it, blood sprayed everywhere and the whole class was covered with Jospeh's blood.

Jackie Chu: Herro crass, I was in traffi- Jackie Chu: Holy fucking shit what the fuck happened?! Bully Bill: It was Junior's fault, he was the one that made Joseph off himself
 * Jackie Chu notices Joseph's dead body on the floor*
 * Jackie Chu looked pissed off*

Junior: Go fuck off Bully Bill, you look like a fucking bullet bill you tattletale bitch!

Bully Bill: You fucking asshole, I'm not the one who came all over a fucking toy!

Junior: Who gives a fucking shit?! I was feeling horny last night so what?! Can't I just enjoy my fetishes without being fucking kinkshamed?!

Britknee: You know Junior, I used to think you were sexy, but after hearing about what you were doing, I change my mind, you turn me off harder than any electrical appliance

Junior: Oh that's just fucking great now you're in on this shit too?!

Britknee: That's fucking right Bowser Junior, I'm now attracted to Toadette and I'm officially a lesbian, we are going to fuck all night long after school and you're not invited for a 3 way you fucking pig!

Toadette: Ooooh, I've always wanted to get fucked by a lady my size

Jackie Chu: All right class settle down, now since all of you are so obsessed with sex so much all of a sudden, I have decided to dedicate the whole day to sex ed!

the whole class begins to scream in terror

Jackie Chu: Now class, your first assignment is this

Jackie Chu pulls down his pants and underwear

Jackie Chu: SUCK. MY. DICK.

The whole class angrily says no

Jackie Chu gets out a shot gun and points it at the entire class

Jackie Chu: if no one wants to fucking suck my big juicy cock, then everyone is getting the death penalty! get to sucking my new dick bitches!

everyone in the class gets into a line and begins to suck Jackie Chu's penis one by one, some of the students even got Jackie Chu's semen into their mouths and they were forced to swallow it or else Jackie Chu would shoot them, suddenly, sirens start to go off and it was the FBI, one of the students apparently called 911 on Jackie Chu.

FBI: *Knocks loudly on the classroom door* FBI OPEN UP!!!

Jackie Chu: ALRIGHT WHO FUCKING SNITCHED ON ME?!

FBI: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR PEDOPHILIA AND RAPE, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!!!!

Jackie Chu: FUCK NO, THIS IS AMERICA YOU FUCKING PIGS!!!!!!

Jackie Chu gets out an AK-47 out of his bag and begins to shoot at all the FBI officers, realistic blood sprayed out of all of them and it was a bit scary.

FBI: *dies*

Jackie Chu: OK class, since no one wants to fess up to being a fucking snitch, I guess I will have to kill every single last one of you fucking shitheads!

The entire class: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Jackie Chu gets out a minigun, and begins to spastically shoot at all the students one by one, they were all wiped out in a matter of seconds, and hyper realistic blood was all over the classroom, Jackie Chu then went on a rampage and shot everyone in the entire school, there was nobody left in the school besides Jackie Chu

The lead sound editor told us to stop, he had to call in the creator to see this. Mr. Thirtyacre arrived within about 15 minutes. He was confused as to why he was called down there, so the editor just replayed the episode so he can see it in its entirety.

Mr. Thirtyacre is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know what the heck was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handful of us who saw it again. Viewing the episode twice only served to imprint the entirety of it in my mind and cause me horrible nightmares. I'm sorry I stayed.

The only theory we could think of was the file was edited by someone in the chain from the editing studio to here. The CTO was called in to analyze when it happened. The analysis of the file did show it was edited over by new material. However, the timestamp of it was a mere 24 seconds before we began viewing it. All equipment involved was examined for foreign software and hardware as well as glitches, as if the time stamp may have glitched and showed the wrong time, but everything checked out fine. We don't know what happened and to this day nobody does.

There was an investigation due to the nature of this episode, but nothing came of it. No editor seen was identified and no clues were gathered from the data involved nor physical clues in the episode. I never believed in unexplainable phenomena before, but now that I have something happen and can't prove anything about it beyond anecdotal evidence, I think twice about things.