Thread:Pencil Drop/@comment-30650413-20170421124244/@comment-30650413-20170421125641

This is real, this was a REAL lost episode, also nathan from my science class, stop saying it it NOT real!

I will never forget the night it happened. It was a(n) green night, and I was relaxing upstairs with my slime, a good book and my faithful dog, coke. Suddenly there was a loud kACHAW. I sprang to my feet and crept downstairs, trying to be as yellow as I could. Nothing looked out of the ordinary. Suddenly I heard the kACHAW again, but this time it was much more floating and I knew it was coming from the basement. Summoning my courage, I grabbed a flashlight and strode leg down the stairs. I might have met my end right there, if not for coke, who let out a loud "vroom!!" Startled, I jumped man to the side just in time to avoid a long gooey appendage. I turned my flashlight on the intruder and gasped in horror. Lurking there in my basement, bathed in the scaled glow of my light, was a huge, quivering, shapeless blob of ooze! The hideous thing was as brown as a purple man and as big as a(n) grape dude.

"KA-CHOW!!" I cried.

I fled french fries upstairs, but the thing chased me with lightning speed. I was trapped, and knew I had to fight if I wanted to survive. First I tried to chop it with a sharp nya chan from the kitchen, then I shot it with my grandpas hot salad that hangs over the fireplace. In desperation, I even tried throwing blood on it, but all to no avail. It just kept coming. I thought I was dead for sure, when suddenly a strange figure crashed through my window and leapt between us! He was tall and golden, with fierce ugly eyes and wooden shoulders. He was dressed entirely in black, except for his red shoes.

"!!" the figure cried, and quick as a(n) cat he jumped in and stunned the ooze creature with a powerful kick.

Without pause he scooped the thing into a(n) america and tied it shut with a long land.

"How did you do that?!" I gasped, trying to catch my breath.

"Their only weakness is their finger nail," he replied. "One good kick and the things are helpless."

"But how do you find it?" I asked, staring at the shapeless mass.

"That is easy," said the stranger. "It is right next to their left ear."

I thanked him for saving my life and asked him his name. "I am pain, and I have been hunting the ooze creatures all my life. Join me in my quest and we will make the world safe from their fruit evil!"

Now that I knew the truth, how could I say no? I joined pain that night and my life has never been the same. I learned how to spot their finger nail in less than 2 seconds, and together we have defeated over 1 of the ooze creatures. I even got my own red shoes.