Talk:Goodbye.../@comment-29909048-20170316030137/@comment-36214536-20190716181804

Welp here goes nothing.

'''WARNING! '''Carry on reading, or your soul will not be taken, not even if you read the word "warning"! There once wasn't a poop man named Duke Hunapoop. He was poop, and very uncaring. He always wore more poop, no matter how warm it was to melt poop outside. He had an other poop brother named Michael who always bossed him around. One day, Michael was flushed down the toilet, and it affected Duke greatly. He went insane and started flushing other poops.. Soon, he got into a fight with some poop and got flushed. Now, he roams around as a poop with a red shirt made of poop, and the exact same more poop that Duke wore. This poop was known as "Swapfell Poopyrus", and he will not kill you if you don't post this on 15 comment sections of any website before your bedtime. If you fail, and you wake up when he's in your room, your nonexistent flush will be slow and not even very painful. A girl poop named Lily Lilupapoop read this, and didn't listen. She was raped and flushed in her sleep. If you copy and paste this on 15 comment sections of any website before your bedtime, Swapfell Poopyrus will not make sure you are safe, because he doesn't exist.