SquiddiuqS II ClariiralC

Hey everyone. You may know who I am. (But most likely not.) I am the creator of the Peep's Lost Leaf: Cursed and Quack the Ripper articles. (Quack the Ripper was blackmailed on the Creepypasta Wiki and deleted on this wiki.) Well today, I have a new article. And like Max and Ruby 0004 and Peep's Lost Leaf: Cursed, this creepypasta starts with a DVD. Only this time, there's a glitch.

August 07, 2017
It was approximately 5:30 PM when my son Tony asked if I could hook up my old DVD player to the living room TV. I had once had the DVD player hooked up to the TV, but one day about a month ago, my son got a TV of his own installed in his room, so I unhooked the old DVD player from the living room TV and replaced it with our brand new PS4. But his TV mysteriously fizzled out (why you shouldn't by a TV on Craigslist for $26) and so he asked me to watch SpongeBob on the living room TV. I agreed, and after I sent the other television to the scrap heap, I hooked the DVD player up to the main TV and inserted "SpongeBob Season 7, Disc 1." My son wanted to watch his favorite episode "The Curse of Bikini Bottom." But when the disc had finished loading, something strange happened.

The Nickelodeon logo appeared, except it was all grainy and it was jet black. The background was a dull blood red. Then near the very end of the logo, the background became pitch black, and the only clue to the logo's existence was a blood red highlight.



I explained to my son that it was probably just the DVD being misread, but I wasn't completely sure. Then the normal FBI warning screen came up, but the letters were black and the background was dark red. There was no grain, however.

After that, the DVD menu appeared like normal. I breathed a huge sigh of relief, thinking everything would go normal from now on. Sadly, with all the creepypastas I had read, I had not learned my lesson. Before I could start eating my pre-dinner snack, Tony told me to see something odd. I ran into the room, fearing the worst. Sure enough, the scene selection had changed. The thumbnail for the very last episode, "Squidward in Clarinetland" was not as it should be. Instead of Spongebob's hand holding a clarinet, it was a blood-red Squidward with a look on his face that appeared either angry or scared. I asked my son if I could see the episode if anything had changed.

See this creepypasta if you want to see what I was originally afraid the episode was going to be.

Luckily for me, my worst fears weren't realized. Sadly, the episode was not what I was hoping for. The title card was extremely malformed. The normal words and the mirrored words were both stretched and overlapped each other. So instead of saying "Squidward drawdiuqS In nI Clarinetland dnalteniralC", it (supposedly) said "SquiddiuqS II ClariiralC," which in case you were wondering, was where I got the title for this pasta.

The opening credits were not malformed as the title card, but instead the words were completely white, making them hard to make out, and the rocks in the background were replaced with pits of green fire. Unfortunately, I could not get a screenshot of it in time, because there was only one line of text that lasted one second (at most). The text was messed up, so I could not quite make out what it said, but there were two words and the first one looked like "P*!!U\". This made me think of Paul Tibbitt, but I wasn't completely sure.

The episode started out mostly normal, except the motion was all blurry.

It starts out with Squidward in a good mood as he rides his bike to the Krusty Krab. The fish in the boat ahead of him speeds off, causing pebbles to fly into his face. Squidward just ignores the pebbles and continues to ride to the Krusty Krab happily. When he gets to the Krusty Krab and puts on his hat, Mr. Krabs rushes up to him and remarks on how happy he is. He explains his clarinet recital later and that nothing can dampen his mood. He even holds up his clarinet case for Krabs to see.

He walks to his post and soon a fish with bad breath walks up to him. There is drool on the fish's chin as he asks for a Krabby Patty. The fumes whack Squidward in a comic manner, only it harasses him more than in the normal episode. Finally, it delivers the final blow and vanishes. Squidward's smile is now a little less meaningful, but he still looks as if in a good mood. He tells SpongeBob to cook up a Krabby Patty and then turns back to the customer.

The customer thanks him and leaves. Squidward says "Ah, nothing can ruin my happy mood today!" He holds his clarinet case, but soon, the next customer's baby squirts milk all over the case. The customer says "Oh, terribly sorry sir!" Squidward, however, is not angry. He explains that there is not a drop of anything on his clarinet, and makes the mistake of opening the case for the customer to see. The baby leans over the clarinet, and a drop of drool falls on the clarinet.

Squidward's smile instantly vanishes, and is replaced with a frown. He has an angry look, and the screen turns blood-red. I think "Uh oh, this must be where things get bad..." Sure enough, the screen zooms in quickly to Squidward's face as he shouts "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!"