HEY IT'S SONIC, HE SUCKS! (trollpasta)

I once put Sonic CD into a radio. It then played Track 1 which was a super garbled mess but you can make out at the very beginning a chipmunk saying "Hey it's sonic, he sucks!". Then chipmunks came out of the radio and said "HEY IT'S (name censored), HE SUCKS!" and almost killed me, but I woke up in the hospital with a leg missing. Then the chipmunks went on a killing spree and killed everyone in the hospital, and then killed me. I am writing this in hell.