Category:Shitpasta

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penis griffin was at his everyday bar, that he got fucking wasted in. After get bloody shitfaced he stumbled outside to see his friend quagmire bleeding from his torso, penis griffin excalimed "Yo wtf is wrong with you?" Qaugmire replied with “shit penis fuck face, havent you notieced im fucking dead? Have you ntieced that?. But then penis griffin looked back at his burning house, somehow he could make out a figure inside, it was the shape of gru, from despeciblay me. Penis griffin gasped at the sight of his rival. Penis griffin charged at Gru and a long unfunny fight sequence occurred, the end of it leaving penis griffin missing an arm, and gru missing most of his brain matter. During the fight they had arrived in green hill zone where Penis griffin after stumbling away caught a blue hedgehog jacking off. when all of a sudden a boney ass figure emerged throughing his used sex toys at penis griffin with only his thoughts.The sex toys started piling up, makhurt knee close to his body,ing a sculpture of sorts, in the shape of sans the skeleton, thought it was green. The statute open its mouth, or what appeared to be his mouth, or her. It exclaimed: this is my swamp Penis griffin fell on his knee. Fff….ah..ffffff…ah- he exclaimed as he held his knee close to his body, in kind of afetal position. His ass being efficiently clapped. He Picked up the throat he found on the ground, and walked over to the blue hedgehog that had just finished rubbing one out, and decapitated him. He than walked back sat down and took a crap on the floor, slowly, a turtlehead poked out of his butthole. A day later peter contracted chronic autism while fucking the blue hedgehogs exposed throat. Sonics spirit witnessing the horrific act of sex, felt pure terror. He endurced3 penis griffins fénis to, in his word: “gotta go fast” Shrek sans appeared from the bushes that were in the room somehow, idk don’t fucking ask me about construction, what do I look like? Poor? Shrek sans called all of his friends,d mostly horses, and all thogether they bult a orgy circle, Penis Griffin was not pleased with this concept, so he grabbed an axe he found and swiftly decaptitaded every living thing in the orge circle, after most of them fell, he breathed a breathed a breathe of satisfaction. He than got up to notice that fucking actual thanos came from the sky, he offered peice with the purple giant. The purple giant, Thanos unsheathed his meat scepter, it was massive, hairy, and ready for Penis griffins thick thigs. Penis griffin prepeared himself to the ultimate test, he would engulge thanos snappy meat secptor with his anus. Thanos approached penis, penis took a big breath, all the horses penis arouse. The tip slipped inside, then 5cm, then 10, then 20, wait theres more? 30, 40, 50 Penis griffin was being empaled by thanos penis,, so much so that it came out his mouth and died,.thend