King Boo's Suicide

WARNING: This is my first pasta so it won't be good.

ONE DAY I WAS AT MY BIRTHDAY MY DAD GAVE ME A WII IT HAD WII SPORTS ON IT BUT I NOTICED MARIO KART WII AND I OPENED IT INSTEAD OF WII SPORTS THEN WHEN I WAS RACING AT A CIRCUIT I NOTICED KING BOO CORRUPTED AND LOOKING LIKE IT WAS MADE ON PHOTOMOSH WHEN I TOOKED IT OUT IT HANGED ME ON A NOOSE AND I NEVER PLAY MARIO KART WII EVER AGAIN