SpongeRobert

I have a huge boner for SpongeBob. I love him so much, but the later season sucks, so yeah. But i still fall in love with him.

One day i found a VHS tape at the f*cking landfill and bring it home. I later bring in ye olde VCR from my crappy basement and ye olde television from my skeleton filled closet. I hook the VCR to the TV and put the tape in.

OMFG it was so scary, there was hyperrealism everywhere and i cant take it anymore. I ejected the tape and kill it with fiyah!! i had noightmayor from that.

The next day i got a disc from an @$$h0le. I bring it home and shoved it into my laptop. F*ck F*ck F*ck it was so unbelievably scawy, there was like blud everywhere. F*ck more noightmayir.

SpingleBingle come into mah house and f*ck me in the butthole. I've gone insane and i've lost everything.

I died and that's how i wrote this fettucini.

If you ever find any bullsh!ts, please don't watch.

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hook the VCR to the TV and put the tape in.