Barney.ogg

Pasta
I was up late... watching PBS, When suddenly the kids of PBS KIDS screamed "ITS TIME FOR..." and "PBS KIDS". I was confused, why was PBS KIDS on this late... then text appeared on screen saying "A NEW BARNEY SPECIAL!!!" they didn't reveal the special's name. which was odd. The title music came on "BARNEY IS A DINO-" It suddenly stopped... which was odd too! The usual lyrics was replaced by "YOU'LL PAY!!!". Now was really confused maybe the creators wanted to make it darker and eviler... It started with the usual "kids summoning Barney" but the screen went black before it did... it showed... a weird image of lighting strucking The kid#1 then it cuts back with a rotting body with switched barney to the kid, and changing barney to the kid which was deformed, a camera man walks in and says what happened to Barney and that kid. a girl, about 6 walks in. "THE BLACK MAGIC WAS CORRUPTED CAUSING BARNEY TO SWITCH BODIES WITH JEFFERY!!!" Jeffarney wakes up "Huh! where am i?" the girl says "YOUR JEFFARNEY!!!" Jeffery then kills barneffery and the girl asks why did he kill barney. kid says "because theres only room for one barney... IMMA GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!" and chases the kids and kills them, except for the girl "barney please don't kill me!!!??!!!" the barney monster says "NO!" in a loud roar! and slits neck. the kid looks to the screen "death begins now!!!" and the screen flashed Barney. Barney said "Why did you do this..." and Jeffarney says:

Because...

...I

...Am

...GOD