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Does anyone remember the Nintendo DSi? I used to have one as a kid and I loved it. I played a lot of Mario Kart DS and Nintendogs. I had fun with it and I would trade games with my friends. All was good until my DSi broke one day when I dropped it. Now, Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Jacob. I am 22 years old and I live in Orlando. One day, I was at a game store called Jack's Krazy Gamez. I was looking for some Xbox One games when I saw behind the counter a brand new Nintendo DSi, in box and undamaged. I went up to the guy at the counter and asked "how much for the DSi?" The guy at the counter, Jack, said "Look, I've been wanting to sell the DSi, but no one would buy it. So, i'll give it to you for free." I was shocked because Jack was a cheap guy. So i couldn't believe he was giving me the DSi for free. I thanked him and left the store. I went home and i started looking for my game cartridges. I found a small box with 10 games in it. I then tried to turn on the console. It turned on. Usually, The screen would say Nintendo DSi and the Touch screen would show the warning information. However, both screens were plain red and there was no text. I shrugged it off becasue I thought it was a glitch. I pressed the start button and it showed the menu. At first, it was normal until i found an app on the console called !%#@$.DSi. I didn't remember this app on the DSi, So i tapped it. The app was like a gallery of some sort. The images were normal at first. They were some pictures of Nintendo games and characters, solid colors and other random things. However, looking furtherinto the gallery, there were some fucked up pictures. When i sat fucked up, I mean it. There were pictures of things like dark and empty rooms, bloodstains and MOTHERFUCKING DEAD BODIES!!! I tried turning of the system, the system gave messages that said "you will suffer" So I removed the battery and put it back in. The console turned back on with the same red screens and I pressed start to show the menu. The !%#@$.DSi app name had been changed. It was called "DEATH.DSi". I went to go and get a hammer from my toolbox. I then hit the DSi with the hammer and that one hit destroyed it completely. I'm never playing the Nintendo DSi ever again.