Pinkie Pie Wants To Play...

"pLaY wItH mE..."

I Loved My Little Pony When I Was Little,

I Found A Strange DVD Outside,

The DVD Said,

"MLP" Pinkie Pie Wants To Play..."

It Was Written In Sharpie,

I Picked It Up And Put It In My DVD Player,

It Started With The Normal Intro

But It Was In G Mayor,

It Started With Pinkie Pie In Princess Twilight Sparkle's Castle,

"Hey Twi! I Got Something To Show You! Don't Forget To Bring Our Friends Too!" She Said,

"T-That's Great Pinkie... But I Have No Time... I Got To Work On My Spells," Twilight Said,

Then Pinkie Pie Looked At Twilight With A Serious Look,

"Fine... Anything For You To Make You Happy." She Said,

Then It Cut To Static,

Twilight Sparkle Rainbow Dash Applejack Rarity And Fluttershy Were At Pinkie Pie's House,

"Let's Play A Game! I Know! Let's Play Hide And Seek! But This Time, Every Time I Find You I Use The Things I Haven't Used Yet! All Of You Hide I'll Seek!" Said Pinkie Pie Jumping With Joy,

Then Pinkie Pie's Friends Find A Place To Hide,

"1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10! Ready Or Not! Here I Come!" She Said As She Grabbed A Chainsaw First,

"Wait, A CHAINSAW?!?!?!" I Said With Confusion,

Pinkie Pie Was Looking For Rainbow Dash,

She Lifted Up The Bed Sheets And There She Was,

Under Pinkie Pie's Bed,

"FOUND YOU DASHIE!!!!" She Said With A Insane Look,

She Ripped Off Rainbow Dash's Chest,

"STOP! PINKIE! IT HURTS!" Rainbow Dash Screamed In Agony,

"YES!!! SCREAM FOR ME!!!" Said Pinkie Pie Laughing Insanely,

"P-Pinkie... W-Why..." She Said When She Had Her Last Breath,

She Was Dead,

Blood Was On Pinkie's Bed Sheets,

Pinkie Pie Put Down The Chainsaw Next To Rainbow Dash's Corpse Like She Committed Suicide,

She Then Grabbed The Gun,

"FIRST THE CHAINSAW!!! NOW A GUN!?!?!" I Shouted,

She Was Looking For Applejack Just To Shoot Her,

She Was Hiding Under The Table,

"FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS WEEPERS!!!!" Said Pinkie Pie As She Put The Gun Against Her Head,

"Pinkie... Put The Gun Down... Now..." Said Applejack,

Then She Shot Her In The Head,

She Put The Gun On The Table,

She Then Grabbed The Noose,

"A NOOSE!?!?! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A KID'S SHOW!!!!" I Cried,

Pinkie Pie Was Looking For Rarity,

She Was Hiding Behind The Lamp,

"Let's Hang Around Rarity! Get It?" She Told A Joke To Rarity While Wrapping The Noose Around Her Neck And Putted Her On The Stool,

"Pinkie Pie! I C-Can't B-Breathe... Get T-This O-Off M-Me..." Rarity Said As She Was Choking,

Then I Saw Pinkie Pie Kicking The Stool,

"P-Pinkie Pie... N-No.." She Said As She Was Putting Her Hooves Around The Noose,

She Was Hanged To Death,

She Then Grabbed A Knife,

Princess Twilight Sparkle Was Hiding Behind The Stairs,

"No Fair! I Wanted To Be The Princess Too! No Worries... I'll Make That Happen..." Said Pinkie Pie Putting The Knife Against Twilight Sparkle's Throat,

"P-Pinkie... What Are You D-Doing...?" Said Twilight As She Was About To Die...

She Then Slit Twilight's Sparkle's Throat,

She Cutted Off Twilight's Horn And Wings And Put Them On Her,

"Now I Have The Spells..." Said Pinkie As She Was Insanely Almost Done With The Game,

Only 1 More Victim Left,

Fluttershy,

She Grabbed Her Party Cannon And Putted In Gasoline And Grabbed Some Matches,

Fluttershy Was Hiding Behind The Curtains,

Pinkie Pie Opened The Curtains And Shooted Gasoline At Her,

"W-What Is This...? Pinkie...? Is That You..?" Said Fluttershy As She Was Covered In Gasoline,

She Lit Up The Match And Throwed It At Her,

"AHHHH!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!! SOMEPONY HELP!!!!!" She Shouted As She Was Burning,

Pinkie Pie Was Laughing Insanely,

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Fluttershy's Skin Was Burned,

Pinkie Pie Walked Away,

She Was In The Bathroom,

She Looked At The Mirror,

Seeing What She Became,

"W-What Am I Doing!?!?! Why Did I Kill My Friends!!! Including Dashie!!!! Without Her, I Have Nothing To Live For..." She Said As She Was Crying,

Pinkie Pie Grabbed Some Pills And Swallowed Them,

She Died Of Too Much Pills,

Then The Screen Went Black,

There Was Some Text But It Was In Japanese,

"自殺はあなたの唯一の脱出です..."

(Suicide Is Your Only Escape...)

I Never Watched My Little Pony EVER Again...

If You See A DVD That Says "Pinkie Pie Wants To Play..."

DON'T TAKE IT!!!! Or Else...