Thread:TheDarkCat97/@comment-43642904-20191104191855/@comment-39490652-20191121214402

Oh, right, my bad.

Sure, I'll answer them.

1. No, he dons the name Two-Faced Coop because of his disfigurement.

2. No, Jeff is Coop's mentor. Coop is a Burtonburger, while Jeff is a Woods (or in this case, a Keaton in the Mr. Betty Krueger universe).

3. Two-Faced Coop would look like a decomposed corpse with white skin and blank eyes.

4. Because Eddie shaved it himself because he's getting older.

5. They called it a "Disfigurement" because people in the KvK universe is dumb as all hell. I do see what you mean because it wouldn't be "disfigured", it would be "mutated".

6. No, he's homicidal.

7. He still hates him because he ruined his childhood and gave him PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder).

8. He doesn't want to go back, even though he's contemplating on causing mayhem and destruction on their planet.

9. No, it became his skin remember? It's nowhere near as contagious as a common virus.

10. Dennis is still alive, but the rest are good as dead.

11. He is a liar, but he does this so that he'll "protect Coop from pretentious assholes".

12. Yes, but on rare conditions due to copywrite issues.

13. On Christmas, he mutilated a Catholic priest and crucified him on the cross in front of the church. On Halloween, he hid razor blades inside candy bars, and stuck the severed heads of murdered teenagers inside Jack-o-Lanterns. On Valentines Day, he ripped out the heart of a call girl he stalked, and placed her inside a washing machine. On Easter, he killed the Easter Bunny with a shotgun while dressed as Elmer Fudd, and he put the Easter Bunny's eyes, teeth, and fingers and toes inside the eggs. And on New Years Eve, he filled the ball with boat loads of pigs blood and infected people with Zika Virus after it sprayed onto people.