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So do any of you remember those Sam Raimi Spiderman films? The ones that were just put out on Blu-ray years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most fans.

According to sources, it’s nothing special. It’s just a continuous loop of Emo Parker walking past many buildings that goes on for ten minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the tunes on this film was all just depressing.

It wasn’t the Emo Parker we’ve come to laugh either, Peter wasn’t dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, but with a sad facial expression, but for some reason, his head keep moving side to side as he kept this dismal look.