The Amazing World of Gumball: The Darp

There was once, an unreleased episode for a TV show. called, Amazing World of Gumball! The show is  hot diggity dog awesome! I love it! I have a group called, “ The Watchers” We find unused content in our favourite shows, we have found crazy stuff but this is the biggest! We have a whole script! For an episode of TAWOG called The DARP.

Here we go!

==  The YUMMY script ==

 



 

Nicole: “ ( cooking spicy and yummy meatloaf)

 

Gumball walks in,

 

Gumball: Darwin and I got a Z- in math.

 

Nicole: (turns around, fire in eyes) (Shouting) HOW!!!! HOW DID YOU GET A Z- IN MATH?? MATH!!!!???

 

Darwin: Ummm

 

Gumball: That’s impossible

 

Darwin: LOOK at our sheets graded! We only did 10 seconds of work! (DANG BOI))

 

Flashback: School.
 

Characters: Gumball, Darwin, ms, Simian. Some chirp writing this.

 

Gumball:(Snickering) Why is Miss Simian wearing a daisy dress, and red lipstick.

 

Darwin: It's because she's ugly!

Gumball: Amen brother

 

Miss simian: STOP FOOLING AROUND!!! do your math!

 

Gumball: Man! Math? If you were more boring, you would be a rock!

 

Darwin: YA!!!!!

 

No one:

 

Not even a single soul:

 

Entire class: OOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOHOHOOOHOOHOHHOOH ROASTED!!!!

 

Miss simian: You are in a lot of trouble boyz

 

Gumball: ( inhales)  shut up….

 

Penny: My boyfriend…

 

Anton: I hear he is a braindead dope living with hippies

 

Penny: SHUT YO TOASTY BUTT UP!!!!!

 

Gumball:  I'm gob stopped. I like my butt extra toasted though.  

 

Flashback stop!
 

Nicole: I AM SOOOOOO ANGRY!!!

 

Gumball: Don't give me homework Tomorrow you'll get this face

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will murder you

 

 

Gumball: I just can't take homework anymore I think I'm going to explode

 

Anais: Well well well. I see that you get a Z - in work.

 

Darwin: Shut up or I will kill you

 

Anais: Plez don't

 

Gumball: I WILL!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!! (Chases Anais around, holding a butcher's knife)

 

Anais: I was to help you dopes get another grade, one Higher, but nope! Now stop chasing me and let me explain, you stupid Blue cat with no life. (:(   )

 

Gumball: What is it you scrub!!!??

 

Anais: I was going to help tutor you.

Darwin: Why?

 

Anais: Because you suck at math!!!!

 

Darwin: Say that again, I dare you!

 

Gumball: She is so right! We need tutoring! We need help! Mental math help!

 

Gumball: MATH!!! Mental abuse to humans!

 

Anais: DON’T YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME MATH IN SUCH RUDE-NESS!!!

 

Darwin: Does that make sense? No, it doesn't! Now we don't want your tutoring!

 

Anais: Fine! Suffer poor grades in school and live in a dumpster like Siri Ho if you don't want  tutoring.

 

Gumball: all right! Fine!!!!

 

Anais: Psych!!! Time to die!!!!

 

Do not hurt the children! They need to live!!!!

 

Anais: Shut up!! I did not ask you!!!

 

Nicole: Go to go to bed…

 

All kids: FINE!!!!!

 

DAY 2!
 

Nicole: I am inviting my friends over!!!!

 

Gumball: Let me guess, it's that stupid woman and her four children.

 

Nicole: That’s right! Karen is coming over!!!

 

Darwin: Karen is the bane of my existence!!! We call her EM for entitled mother, cuz that's what she is!

 

Richard: Darwin!! they are your mother's friends!! Be respectful!! Or else I'll pummel you in pieces.

 

Darwin: ( Just listens, too scared to respond)

 

They get there!!! OH NOES!!!
 

Gumball: Darwin, let's just play Xbox!!

 

Darwin: GOOD!!!

 

EK1: Can I play?

 

Gumball: No its mine

 

EK1: I'll tell my mom

 

Darwin: I'm not scared

 

EK1: Mommy!!!!!

 

EM came in (or Karen)

 

EM: Yes

 

EK1 He won't let me play

 

EM: Let my son play!

 

Gumball and Darwin in unison: NO ITS MINE!!! I MAKE THE RULES!

 

EM: FINE!!! THEN WILL YOU GIVE ME THE GAME SO MY KIDS CAN PLAY!!!!???????

 

Gumball: NO.

 

EK1: Mommy I want to play!

 

EM: don't worry you will play.

 

EM: GIVE IT TO ME AND I WILL KEEP IT.

 

Entitled Mom (Karen)  tries to slap Gumball, but is stopped by entitled Kid 3

 

EK3: ARE YOU GOING TO SMACK HIM!!!!!!?

 

EM: YOU ARE BEING AWFUL!!! LET ME DO WHAT I GOTTA DO!!!!

 

Gumball: MOOOOOMMMMYYYY

 

My mom came up as soon as a called her

 

Nicole: Yes my boys?

 

Darwin: they're being mean! Karen was gonna hit me and she said she would take away Gumball & Is Xbox and keep it!!

 

Nicole: HOW DARE YOU!!!

 

EM: HE WOULD NOT LET MY SON PLAY!!!!

 

EK2  comes in, because he was playing with Anais and Cousin and heard the loud fighting (oh no fighting is bad)

 

EK2: Mom I heard that!! He should give it to us

 

Gumball’s cousin and sis follow him and don't agree with him (Wait, their cousins here, what?)

 

CS: UMMMMM WHAT????? You are trying to steal this Xbox? HOW RUDE!!!!😂😂😂

 

EK3: Mom we should not take this little kids Xbox away.

 

EM: We deserve it! He does not!!

 

ND hears the commotion and tries to stop his wife

 

ND: Honey your being immature, leave this kid alone

 

EM: But it is more deserving of us, so we can finally get my kids the games.

 

CS: Leave him alone

 

EK4 comes in now.

 

EK4: Mommy can I…

 

EK4: Mommy Mommy! that's the game my friends have!!!

 

EM: You will get the chance to play if you want.

 

EK4: Gasps YES!!!

 

Nicole: no! You tried stealing my son's Xbox! Do you think I will let you play?

 

EM: THAT’S IT!!! DUMMIES!!!!!

 

SHE PUSHES ME! I swear I hit my head against the wall

 

ND: DON'T TOUCH HIS STUFF!!!!!

 

CS: You okay?

 

EM: Keep him down!

 

They pin Gumball down and slap him!

 

EK4: Stop! It's mine

 

EM TAKES IT AND UNHOOKS IT!!!

 

EM: I'm taking this home and it's mine now! You need to learn

 

EK3: MOM STOP!!!!

 

He gets on EM, takes the Xbox, and gives it to Gummy bally

 

EK2: Why did you do that?

EK3: laughing It's theirs...😂😂😂

 

EK4: sobbing WE WANTED TO PLAY AT HOME😭😭😭

 

Nicole: GET THE FLIP OUT!!!!

 

Gumball: Thank God they're gone!

 

Anais: What did I miss?

And that, is the  end of the script, WAIT!!! GUMBALL?? NOOOOOOOO!!HHWU I am being attacked by Gumball!!!! SEND HELP!!! WAIT!!! I WILL BE HANGED!!! NOOOOOOOO@