Max and Ruby 0004 Pitch Meeting

Inspired by Screen Rant Pitch Meetings.

Script
Executive Producer Guy: So, you have a lost episode creepypasta for me?

Screenwriter Guy: Yes sir, I do! So this one's about this animated series called Max & Ruby.

Executive Producer Guy: You mean the show where the older sister bunny rabbit is pissed off at her little brother?

Screenwriter Guy: Yup! So the main character has this little dilemma.

Executive Producer Guy: What is it?

Screenwriter Guy: Well, he has to buy presents for his whole family, including his little sister who likes Peppa Pig and My Little Pony!

Executive Producer Guy: Hey, I love My Little Pony!

Screenwriter Guy: Non-sexually, sir.

Executive Producer Guy: Aw, dammit!

Screenwriter Guy: So the main character's little sister also likes Max & Ruby so he goes on eBay to buy her a DVD of the show. He doesn't like the conditions of the eBay DVDs, however.

Executive Producer Guy: So does he, you know, use a different website?

Screenwriter Guy: Nah, he sticks with eBay.

Executive Producer Guy: Oh.

Screenwriter Guy: So the DVD came in and the cover looks like it was drawn by a little kid and had 4 episodes of the show, but the actual episodes were in perfect quality.

Executive Producer Guy: Okay...

Screenwriter Guy: So then the guy has to go babysit his little sister, so then she watches the episode and, you know, screams for her dear life.

Executive Producer: What?

Screenwriter Guy: Well, she watched a horrifying possessed version of Episode 0004.

Executive Producer Guy: How were all the other episodes just fine?

Screenwriter Guy: I don't know!

Executive Producer Guy: Fair enough. So how come the episodes were just fine when the guy watched it but not his little sister?

Screenwriter Guy: Look, we need something to happen for this little girl to freak out, so I need you to get all the way off my back for this.

Executive Producer Guy: Yeah, I mean, I don't like being on that thing! So what's the episode like?

Screenwriter Guy: Well, it contains Max and Ruby staring at the screen with black hole eyes and a red background.

Executive Producer Guy: How is that scary?

Screenwriter Guy: Well, I mean... it'll scare a little girl.

Executive Producer Guy: That's a good point! So it's gonna be hard for the main character to carefully inspect what this episode is like, right?

Screenwriter Guy: Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

Executive Producer Guy: Oh, really?

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