Scary Spooky the Game

Hello everyone. I have a story to tell. So, I was walking down the street and found a Magnavox Odyssey cartridge on the ground. I thought, huh? No one has these anymore. Except me, of course. All of a sudden, some old man told me that someone was behind me with a knife, but there was no one there. I went home, thinking he was on drugs. When I got home, I dusted off my Magnavox and looked at the cartridge. It said ¨Scary Spooky the Game¨. That´s very scaryyyyyy! I put it in anyway, and saw the best thing ever. There were a million dead niggers on the screen and I cheered loudly. Then a skeleton popped out of my TV and killed me.

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